Watching this film, half of my replays are watching women! King!

Fidel 2022-04-19 09:01:26


After watching this film, I decided to give a 3 star

queen + 1 star
queen and then +1 star
queen and +1 star
hammer brother to 1 star
princess -1 star! !

============Then the following is the spit as an entry-level face control ===========The

queen's beauty explodes with her
beauty and aura oh oh oh ————
Why are you listening to the mirror bullshit?
How do you know what beauty is in that kind of mystery liquid that flows thickly from a copper plate! ! !
Those nasty things (?) that are full of nonsense and confuse the public, let's melt them! !

At the queen, I swallowed a passenger paper essence. Hey.
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科 茫! Hey, eight drops, Luke Luke! !
The skin is instantly hydrated, the complexion is brightened, the pores become refined, clear and rounded!
It turns out that it is so convenient to become young and beautiful,
as long as 998, you can take home with clear skin! !
Still hesitating, pick up the phone quickly! ! ! ! !

Ai~ And what about that~ Are the Queen and Watermelon Head a brother or sister? ? ?
The braised baby is very different, sister and brother can't tell the difference...
But I personally feel that they should be brothers and sisters
because the watermelon head should be a perverted lolicon, at least the evidence of perverted sister control
1. After the queen usurped the throne, let the watermelon head Princess Loli stayed, and the watermelon head smiled lewdly and lewdly.
Evidence 2. The queen wants to eat the princess' heart, and the watermelon head goes to the cell to take the opportunity to wipe the oil, because there will be no chance in the future.
Evidence 3. Seeing the handsome uncle chasing the princess in the forest, the watermelon head was really sad and angry.
Evidence 4. Kneeling in front of the sister and pretending to be innocent and roaring... Only sister control does this kind of thing (huh?)




Hammer brother --- handsome.
But when he and the princess fled to a certain village,
weren't all the men in the village killed?
So I was thinking... On a
lonely and unbearable night, here comes Brother Hammer, such a strong man with a face, a face, a chest, a beard and a beard, are those widows really okay? ?
Especially the scarred face who helped Brother Hammer apply medicine.
You can't even see that Brother Hammer's eight-pack abs don't respond! !

Later, I replayed and watched a few close-ups of widows, and then saw Brother Hammer wanting to leave without hesitation... Suddenly I
realized! ! !
It's still Brother Hammer's foresight, hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
he had to run away if he was a person, otherwise he wouldn't be able to endure it at night (super fog!) The




princess' facial paralysis will not be discussed here.
In fact, there is nothing wrong with facial paralysis. The problem is what is the one under the eyelids called, is it bags under the eyes?
Very serious! ! !
And the director is very unscrupulous to keep close-up of small Ke - I mean close-up of eye bags.
Lighting also highlights the problem of bags under the eyes...

Then as a princess, even a princess in distress should maintain a little elegance at the very least. You are of royal blood! !
The result... What
a beautiful scene where the white elk in the forest appears, it's like an oil painting...
As a result, the princess reaches out and touches... The director gives a close-up of the hand... Nima's black claws, and the fingernails are full of mud. ..then
the elk will shit... In the

snow, the princess and the fake childhood sweetheart are alone,
and no matter whether the other party is real or fake, at least the mood of the two of them was good at the time, and the
result... The
princess reached out and touched it. ..the director gave a close-up of the hand again...Nima still has black claws, and the nails are still muddy...
then the princess shit...

The most talked about is where the princess repelled the monster...
Let's try to feel the client——I mean the strange mood of the client...
"Nima, you are louder than Laozi, just looking for shit. , the old paper took a mouthful ———— ...... Forget it, this thing is probably going to suffer from gastritis if swallowed, go back and lie down, you motherfucker!!"

Conclusion: The director is high-end black and correct.



The duke's son is actually a little handsome.
Later, I found out that the actor is the missionary brother in Pirates of the Caribbean 4... You escaped from the mermaid's family?
But "slightly handsome" is useless. After all, under the brilliance of Brother Hammer's "absolutely handsome", even if you are a rich second-generation, capable of martial arts, very good at shooting (what?), and you are childhood sweethearts with the princess,
it is equal to zero! All for a ball! ! !
Because you are a supporting role.
So Princess Guo Xiaoxi didn't dump you, but went to see Brother Hammer;
so you kissed the princess and the princess didn't respond;
so after the princess was resurrected with full blood, she only held one claw with you and didn't even look at the right eye;
so after the princess ascended the throne, you could only Standing on the same level as those dwarves, at most there are two more close-ups than passers-by;




the last thing I want to say is that Luzhu watched "Wild Child" again that day,
so...
If Emma Roberts Come on as Snow White...
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Snow White and the Huntsman quotes

  • Finn: I admire your fight, Huntsman. Your wife was the same.

    The Huntsman: What do you know of my wife?

    Finn: I remember them all. But especially the ones with fight. She screamed your name but you weren't there. Now you can beg her forgiveness in the other world.

  • Gus: I won't leave you, miss.