Star-Lord: Fuck, how do you clean up, little dinosaur dog? I can treat you to dinner!

Robb 2022-04-21 09:01:26

In the previous episode, there is no deception between humans and beasts. After the poor little dinosaurs drove the evil humans out of their dinosaur island, they lived a life without shame and happiness in the forest.

At this time, God is not very happy.. The grandchildren of humans always play cheating when they have nothing to do. Hurry up and admit it, or you will be banned!

US Congress: Got it!

At this time, the Virgins are not happy! You are killing or burying! Can not! fuck!

The reason why the Virgin is called the Virgin is that when they feel that they need to save some cute pet, they don't go there by themselves, they always want to pull others together!

In fact, if you want to save the dinosaurs, you can do it yourself! I went bankrupt and went through untold hardships to become a dinosaur's plate lunch I respect you for being a woman!

But you have to pull the US government to go! The American government is poor! The poor can't even afford high-speed rail in China and aluminum in Canada! You still let him save the dinosaurs?

The Latin American government failed, but mysterious investors came!

The big sister is a bitch and thinks that the whole world should love cute pets as well as she should, so I took the investment without thinking, but have you done KYC? Anti-money laundering investigation? Think about why ZTE was fined...

Hot money is not easy to get, one of the terms is to find a dinosaur dog named Blue, after much deliberation, I have to find an old lover!

I am the Virgin, for the Virgin, talking about an old lover is nothing! As the best bitch, if you want to use the men all over the world as a cloud spare tire, you can always plug and play stanby!

Therefore, when she uses all the means at her disposal to save her cute pet, I can only say: Holy Mother, I respect you as a good son of a bitch!

Star-Lord: Go, go, who made me simple and honest! (Fuck, if Star-Lord hadn’t died, thinking about the future of the reunion, who would save the dinosaurs?)

Then Star-Lord led the team to find the little dinosaur dog!

It turned out that the little dinosaur dog has been out of the rudimentary dinosaur dog because he learned advanced scientific and cultural knowledge with Xing-Lord!

But as the old saying goes, Mu Xiu will be destroyed by Lin Feng! Teacher Guo Degang also said: There are people behind the capable people!

At the critical moment, the minions of the big chaebol showed an evil smile. Referring to the last episode, he should be the worst to die for a while!

But the minions still have humanistic care, and they use anesthesia guns to fight Star Lord! Why don't you get a shot? You must think you have a long life!

Seeing that Star-Lord was about to turn into a barbecue, the horned dragon came over and licked Xing-Lord: Brother, don't sleep, wake up, the drama manager told me that the budget has been tight recently, this time it's really hot, it's almost done! move!

Star-Lord: WTF! I'll play the full-on-the-ground version of Thomas Full Spin in a while!

Then, Star-Lord got on the boat and saw the plesiosaur in the smoke!

The plesiosaur looked at them and sang: Friends go together for a lifetime, friends in the literary and art circles can't have...

Here, the big housekeeper's conspiracy is to use the genes of dinosaurs to create new biological weapons!

WTF can't survive on its own, you still let him kill people... And it's still facing the biggest killer on earth - human beings. Since the 20th century, thanks to human activities, there are as many as 140,000 species that go extinct every year...

Anyway, don't pay attention to these details!

The landlord's family has no surplus, and the big conspirators also know that the most important thing is that the market valuation is ppt. Quickly cash out, so I decided to quickly realize the inventory and hold an auction!

Speaking of which, the Star-Lord and the Virgin are in a cage, and the Virgin continues to display the qualities of the Virgin - unhelpful determination!

Star-Lord saw the iron-headed dragon! Said: little brother, come and talk! ,

Iron-headed Dragon: Here we go!

Then they ran out and saw the cloned kid!

The cloned child should have dinosaur genes, and he rushed over when he saw Star-Lord!

This grandfather is also worried... Add dinosaur genes to the little girl... What is the other meaning of dinosaurs in China?

Then everyone ran away, the iron-headed dragon perfectly destroyed the venue, leaving the awesome hybrid dragon in the cage!

The minions are here! He predicted that the business opportunities for dinosaur dentists in the pet industry would be very broad in the future, so he wanted to collect some dinosaur teeth first!

Continue to inherit the tradition of dentists with humanistic care, do not kill, use anesthesia, and then pull out teeth!

Then he started pulling!

Hybrid Dinosaur: Big Brother, you're a bit funny, I'll give you a tail wagging!

Minions: Something seems wrong!

Hybrid dinosaurs opened their eyes: do you see my beauty contacts?

Minions!

Then, hybrid dinosaurs go to clone kids to play!

However, the hybrid dinosaur is so ugly, the cloned child doesn't want to play with him, hides under the quilt and meditates: You can't see me!

At the critical moment, Star Lord is here!

Star-Lord: Fuck, how do you clean up, little dinosaur dog? I can treat you to dinner!

Little Dinosaur Dog: Hey, every time I clean up the mess for you! Damn, who let you feed me back then! Hybrid Dinosaurs ~ Lao Tzu and you fight!

Then on the roof!

Hybrid Dinosaur: Hehe, I have studied physics, I know what is strong and what is not, hehe!

The Virgin took the laser gun at Star-Lord and said: Star-Lord, sacrifice!

Star-Lord: Wait, let me think about it

The Virgin made him bite the Star Lord according to the built-in program of the hybrid dinosaur...

Star-Lord: Damn, I'm still your sweetie at the beginning!

Sober Hybrid Dinosaur: Hey, I'm going, what just happened, but fortunately I lay down

Dinosaur Dog: Hey, it's me picking up the mess again, I think I'm the protagonist of this series!

Finally, looking at the dinosaurs who were about to be poisoned, the Virgin's hand trembled!

The cloned child's hands didn't shake... We are all brothers and sisters, so let's go!

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Jurassic World: Fallen Kingdom quotes

  • Claire Dearing: [looks at the computer screen] Proximity Alert. Something's coming.

    Franklin Webb: Where does that tunnel lead?

    Claire Dearing: Well, it connects to the rest of the... park.

    Franklin Webb: [extremely nervous; looks at the tunnel with Claire] It's the T. Rex. It's the T. Rex. It's the T. Rex. Claire, it's the T. Rex. It's the T. Rex. It's the...

    Claire Dearing: Will you stop? It's not the T. Rex! Probably.

    Franklin Webb: Probably?

    [lava downpours behind them]

    Franklin Webb: Lava! Lava! Lava, lava!

    Claire Dearing: Deep breathes, Franklin!

    [a dinosaur growls behind them in the tunnel; Claire and Franklin look into it]

    Claire Dearing: [a Baryonyx emerges from the tunnel and roars; Franklin screams] See! Not a T. Rex!

    Franklin Webb: How is this better?

  • Claire Dearing: [screams at Owen as she and Franklin get in the gyrosphere] Get in!