Plus two stars for Country Road, minus one star for that princess

Elmo 2022-04-21 09:01:26

Indeed, compared to one, it's a bit crap.

The characters are very superficial, the plot is very nonsense, and most of the action scenes are just good-looking, and the emotional and behavioral changes of the agents are also very blunt, which simply blinded my long-term expectations.

But when Merlin sang the sacrifice of Country Road... it was still very tearful! Why did he sacrifice! A TOP-level intelligence organization was bombed by one arm so that only three people remained, and was almost scattered and eaten by people in another intelligence organization. The only administrative staff member had to personally step on the mine to save the other two.

WTF? ! This is the top secret intelligence organization... Where did the IQ go? ! Did the collective disappear? !

I almost rolled my eyes, but fortunately, the Country road sounded several times in the BGM to pull back a little nostalgia.

That stiff princess was even funnier.

At the end of the last episode, I thought she was just making soy sauce, but this time she almost became the third female! And the status is also very embarrassing. Who wants to see her and Dandan's love, they are not evenly matched, and they can't see any affection.

Ah, what are you thinking, director!

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Kingsman: The Golden Circle quotes

  • Poppy: My drugs are everywhere. They were never my thing, but here I am, running the biggest drug cartel in the world. The only downside is having to live in the middle of nowhere. You know, these ruins are technically undiscovered. I just added a few touches to remind me of home. I grew up on all that awesome '50s nostalgia. Grease, American Graffiti, Happy Days. But I digress. The thing you need to understand is the hard work and ingenuity it took to achieve a global monopoly on the drug trade. And that's all on me. Not to toot my own horn. I just think it's really important for new recruits to understand the history of The Golden Circle.

  • [Poppy leads Charles and Angel to the diner's counter as she puts on an apron]

    Poppy: So, fellas, I have a couple of things that I wanna clarify. You understand that in The Golden Circle, my authority is never to be questioned, right? And the importance of following orders? Do you understand that? And the value of loyalty?

    [Charles and Angel nod]

    Poppy: It's easy to nod, isn't it?

    [Charles and Angel continue to nod]

    Poppy: I don't like easy. I like proof.

    [pause before Poppy looks at Angel]

    Poppy: What's your name?

    Angel: [Spanish accent] Angel, ma'am.

    Poppy: Angel, baby. Hey...

    [whispers]

    Poppy: Your old pal Charles has messed up. That's all I'm gonna tell you, because that's all you need to know. So put him in the mincer, okay?

    [Angel looks at the meat grinder behind the counter before everyone starts to laugh. Poppy then turns on the grinder, much to Charles' shock. Charles attempts to run, but is cornered by Poppy's robot dogs Bennie and Jet before Angel knocks him out and places him above the grinder]

    Charles: No, Miss Poppy!

    [Charles screams before being turned into ground beef]

    Poppy: Good job! See my salon across the way? Head there for your makeover.

    [Angel walks out of the diner as Poppy places a hamburger patty on the grill]