Plus two stars for Country Road, minus one star for that princess

Elmo 2022-04-21 09:01:26

Indeed, compared to one, it's a bit crap.

The characters are very superficial, the plot is very nonsense, and most of the action scenes are just good-looking, and the emotional and behavioral changes of the agents are also very blunt, which simply blinded my long-term expectations.

But when Merlin sang the sacrifice of Country Road... it was still very tearful! Why did he sacrifice! A TOP-level intelligence organization was bombed by one arm so that only three people remained, and was almost scattered and eaten by people in another intelligence organization. The only administrative staff member had to personally step on the mine to save the other two.

WTF? ! This is the top secret intelligence organization... Where did the IQ go? ! Did the collective disappear? !

I almost rolled my eyes, but fortunately, the Country road sounded several times in the BGM to pull back a little nostalgia.

That stiff princess was even funnier.

At the end of the last episode, I thought she was just making soy sauce, but this time she almost became the third female! And the status is also very embarrassing. Who wants to see her and Dandan's love, they are not evenly matched, and they can't see any affection.

Ah, what are you thinking, director!

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Extended Reading
  • Horacio 2022-04-24 07:01:03

    It's full of routines... This series of sending bento and vomiting bento is so stunned that it makes people sick... Even the return of Uncle Lian has become less pleasing to the eye...

  • Yvonne 2022-04-24 07:01:03

    No, just No. Maybe Yes to Elton John & POTUS, but No to any other characters/factors/plots in this whole thing. Very disappointed, can the plot be more sloppy, the installation of a certain tracker is really too low , I begin to think this spy action is all about celebrating male dominance in a homoerotic manner :)

Kingsman: The Golden Circle quotes

  • [Charlie enters Poppy's Theater, wearing landmine equipment]

    Poppy: You're late. Why are you still wearing that?

    Charlie: Until you get rid of the perimeter landmines, I'll keep wearing the suit, thank you very much.

    Poppy: Scaredy-cat. Shut up and sit down. Let's go!

    [Poppy turns on the stage lights, revealing Elton John]

    Charlie: 'Crocodile Rock', please.

    Elton John: Fuck you!

    [Poppy zaps Elton with the collar around his neck]

    Poppy: Hey, hey, Elton. Language. Okay, well, as fabulous as your catalogue is, I think I want to hear some Gershwin.

    [Elton sighs and plays the piano]

    Charlie: I still can't believe you got away with kidnapping Elton John.

    Poppy: I know! But with Valentine abducting those celebrities, it seemed silly not to take advantage of the confusion.

    Charlie: Shit! Has Elton got the blue rash?

    Poppy: Lights.

    [Elton stops playing the piano as the theater lights turn on]

    Poppy: Hey, Elton, have you been a bad boy again?

    [Elton shakes his head as Poppy approaches the stage]

    Poppy: You're lying. Look at your hands.

    [Elton notices the blue rash on his hands]

    Elton John: What is it?

    Poppy: It's proof that my plan is gonna work. It's also the first sign of a slow and horrible death. Don't worry, I can fix it. Tell me who you parties with.

    Elton John: [sighs] It was Angel.

    Poppy: Huh, not very angelic. Gonna have to clip his wings.

  • First Burly Guard: Sir Elton, stay here. We're under attack.

    Elton John: Is it a rescue attempt?

    First Burly Guard: Might be.

    Elton John: [whispering] Yes!

    [Elton starts playing his piano]

    Elton John: [singing] Wednesday! Wednesday! Wednesday! Wednesday! Wednesday! Wednesday! Wednesday! Wednesday! Wednesday night's all right! Hey!

    First Burly Guard: Isn't that supposed to be Saturday?

    Elton John: What day is it today?

    First Burly Guard: Wednesday?

    Elton John: Exactly!

    [Elton stomps on the guard's foot and slams him into his piano]