Relive Kingsman

Trevor 2022-04-20 09:01:17

The plot is very simple. One day, Kingsman was thrown out of the pot for some reason. The surviving Eggman and Merlin had to go to the United States for help. Then Eggman Harry combined his swords and saved the world again. I wonder if the director deliberately designed Statesman as a contrast. Kingsman's code name is King Arthur's Knight of the Round Table, Galahad Lancelot, a noble, brave and loyal gentleman, who is the embodiment of chivalry; Statesman's code name is... wine. (Aoyama Gangchang???) The agents call it whiskey, tequila, ginger beer, champagne, well, I know that Statesman bourbon has been physically peripheral, but I still don’t understand the meaning of the name; Kingsman’s weapon is an umbrella Pen oxford shoes, a tribute to the traditional British special agent film; Statesman's weapon, the ring double gun is the representative of the cowboy, but through the tracker placed in the female body by OO, the style suddenly changes. The agent base was turned into a brewery, and Kingsman, who was on the road, lost his tailor shop.

With an extra group of friendly troops, the characters become too many and too full, and the brush and ink falling on Galahad, young and old, fades. The first part of the protagonist, Brother Dan, is the transformation of a gangster into a handsome agent, and the second part is an infatuated boy from the Swedish princess family. Uncle Colin played an amnesiac who was brought back to life because of the magic glue (?). He has a pure and good character, and his eyes are empty, and sometimes he has hallucinations, showing a mentally retarded expression. When he finally arrived, he put on his suit and picked up his umbrella, strolled to the door of the bar and pulled the latch. The familiar soundtrack played, one, two, three, "Manners, maketh, man". I grabbed the hands of my peers excitedly, and the long-awaited show is about to be staged. Huh? Unexpectedly, in a blink of an eye, the next camera uncle has been beaten to the ground. He was chased by the robot dog and fled, which was distressing. :( The villain, Lady Poppy, has a thin character, absurd reasons, naive plans, and weak base defense. I have the illusion that I have seen the devil in the cartoon (Minions Scarlett Murderer). Yes The big devil who poisoned the world's drug addicts, put a few mines in the base camp, a dozen guards, a few service staff, a housekeeping female robot and a robot dog that can be smashed down by a few bowling balls, and the hostage guards even did it. There are no guns. Our Merlin, as always loyal and reliable support Merlin, died in accordance with the needs of the plot, but inexplicable. Yes, before his death, the awe-inspiring and awe-inspiring song is really tear-jerking. However, Merlin is the legendary magician of England, the wise counselor of King Arthur , you let the agent codenamed Merlin sing the American country road to take me home, West Virginia Mountain Mom? I really don't know whether to laugh or cry. Of course, it is undeniable that he is handsome and good-looking. Watching Eggman flirting with sleeping girl in Glastonbury. ( I've been thinking about Glastonbury for several years, but I can't get a ticket :( ) Watching Eggman performing acrobatic acrobatics. Watching Eggman teaching you tricks and swearing. Watching Eggman's love for Harry/Colin so much. Watching Channing Tatum dancing. Watching Channing Tatum show his flesh. Watching Channing Tatum in a tight suit. Watching the Red Viper performing the Indiana Jones cowboy loop. Watching the Red Viper performing fancy double guns. Watching Uncle Colin... fangirl Uncle Colin looks good in his eyes. : ) Ugh. One thing to say, it's a good-looking movie, but the product is not right, waiting for a long time, obviously just want to see Brother Dan and Uncle Colin dressed in suits and pretending to be handsome, but the director shoves a mouthful of glass slag. Best colleague and best friend Lancelot Roxy. To great companion and loyal friend Merlin. Respect for the pug dog JB who grew up with Eggman. May your soul rest in peace.

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Extended Reading
  • Garnet 2022-03-22 09:01:20

    The protagonist must not die, and he can come back to life. The action is still smooth and handsome, but the plot has been wayward to the degree of arbitrary.

  • Ara 2022-03-21 09:01:23

    I know the truth, but why should cowboy be made into meat sauce

Kingsman: The Golden Circle quotes

  • [Eggsy enters Harry's room]

    Eggsy: Harry. What's going on?

    Harry Hart: I was just packing. Look at all these lovely toiletries Merlin very kindly gave me as a leaving present. Here, try this aftershave.

    Eggsy: Yeah, I know, Harry. I'm wearing it. Listen. You can't just give up.

    Harry Hart: Give up? No, on the contrary, I'm about to achieve my dream. Researching rare butterflies alongside some of the finest minds in entomology.

    [Eggsy looks at the drawings on the walls]

    Eggsy: You know, you may as well have me stuck up on this wall. 'Cause you're never gonna find a butterfly more interesting than me.

    Harry Hart: Sorry?

    Eggsy: When you and I first met, I was just, like, a maggot.

    Harry Hart: Maggots turn into flies. Perhaps you mean larva.

    Eggsy: Larva, yeah, okay. Whatever. The point is, everyone wanted to squash me. But not you. You helped me to become a caterpillar. And now I've got wings. I'm flying higher than I ever dreamed, and that is all thanks to you.

    Harry Hart: I hate to seem rude, but I need to finish packing and get some sleep.

    Eggsy: Harry, you can't just walk away. Kingsman needs you. The whole world needs you.

    [pause]

    Eggsy: I need you.

    Harry Hart: Eggy, whoever the Harry was that you knew, he's gone, I'm afraid.

    [offers a handshake]

    Harry Hart: Goodbye.

  • [Eggsy enters Harry's room with a Cairn Terrier puppy. Harry wakes up startled]

    Eggsy: It's all right. Don't panic. Just thought I'd bring you a little leaving present.

    [Eggsy approaches Harry]

    Eggsy: What do you think? He's lovely, isn't he? Would you like to hold him?

    [Eggsy gives the puppy to Harry]

    Harry Hart: Hello.

    [as Harry smiles at the puppy, Eggsy points his gun at it]

    Eggsy: Do you think I should shoot him?

    [Harry sees the gun and gets off the bed]

    Harry Hart: Are you quite mad?

    Eggsy: What? What's the problem?

    Harry Hart: No! You can't!

    Eggsy: Eh? What?

    Harry Hart: No, you'll have to shoot me!

    Eggsy: Shoot you? Well, I will shoot you.

    Harry Hart: No! No one's sick enough to shoot a puppy!

    Eggsy: Well, what about you, Harry? You were sick enough to shoot a puppy! Do you remember?

    Harry Hart: What?

    [Harry breathes heavily as he looks at the puppy and the butterflies on the walls coming to life. He begins to recall his old house and Mr. Pickle before the day Valentine shot him]

    Harry Hart: It was a blank!

    Eggsy: Yes, Harry! Yes!

    Harry Hart: It was a fucking blank!

    Eggsy: That's right. It was a blank.

    Harry Hart: I would never hurt Mr. Pickle!

    Eggsy: Yes, Harry!

    Harry Hart: He lived a ripe old age! He died of pancreatitis!

    [Harry looks at the puppy]

    Harry Hart: You're not Mr. Pickle. Eggsy.

    Eggsy: Hello, Harry.