Relive Kingsman

Trevor 2022-04-20 09:01:17

The plot is very simple. One day, Kingsman was thrown out of the pot for some reason. The surviving Eggman and Merlin had to go to the United States for help. Then Eggman Harry combined his swords and saved the world again. I wonder if the director deliberately designed Statesman as a contrast. Kingsman's code name is King Arthur's Knight of the Round Table, Galahad Lancelot, a noble, brave and loyal gentleman, who is the embodiment of chivalry; Statesman's code name is... wine. (Aoyama Gangchang???) The agents call it whiskey, tequila, ginger beer, champagne, well, I know that Statesman bourbon has been physically peripheral, but I still don’t understand the meaning of the name; Kingsman’s weapon is an umbrella Pen oxford shoes, a tribute to the traditional British special agent film; Statesman's weapon, the ring double gun is the representative of the cowboy, but through the tracker placed in the female body by OO, the style suddenly changes. The agent base was turned into a brewery, and Kingsman, who was on the road, lost his tailor shop.

With an extra group of friendly troops, the characters become too many and too full, and the brush and ink falling on Galahad, young and old, fades. The first part of the protagonist, Brother Dan, is the transformation of a gangster into a handsome agent, and the second part is an infatuated boy from the Swedish princess family. Uncle Colin played an amnesiac who was brought back to life because of the magic glue (?). He has a pure and good character, and his eyes are empty, and sometimes he has hallucinations, showing a mentally retarded expression. When he finally arrived, he put on his suit and picked up his umbrella, strolled to the door of the bar and pulled the latch. The familiar soundtrack played, one, two, three, "Manners, maketh, man". I grabbed the hands of my peers excitedly, and the long-awaited show is about to be staged. Huh? Unexpectedly, in a blink of an eye, the next camera uncle has been beaten to the ground. He was chased by the robot dog and fled, which was distressing. :( The villain, Lady Poppy, has a thin character, absurd reasons, naive plans, and weak base defense. I have the illusion that I have seen the devil in the cartoon (Minions Scarlett Murderer). Yes The big devil who poisoned the world's drug addicts, put a few mines in the base camp, a dozen guards, a few service staff, a housekeeping female robot and a robot dog that can be smashed down by a few bowling balls, and the hostage guards even did it. There are no guns. Our Merlin, as always loyal and reliable support Merlin, died in accordance with the needs of the plot, but inexplicable. Yes, before his death, the awe-inspiring and awe-inspiring song is really tear-jerking. However, Merlin is the legendary magician of England, the wise counselor of King Arthur , you let the agent codenamed Merlin sing the American country road to take me home, West Virginia Mountain Mom? I really don't know whether to laugh or cry. Of course, it is undeniable that he is handsome and good-looking. Watching Eggman flirting with sleeping girl in Glastonbury. ( I've been thinking about Glastonbury for several years, but I can't get a ticket :( ) Watching Eggman performing acrobatic acrobatics. Watching Eggman teaching you tricks and swearing. Watching Eggman's love for Harry/Colin so much. Watching Channing Tatum dancing. Watching Channing Tatum show his flesh. Watching Channing Tatum in a tight suit. Watching the Red Viper performing the Indiana Jones cowboy loop. Watching the Red Viper performing fancy double guns. Watching Uncle Colin... fangirl Uncle Colin looks good in his eyes. : ) Ugh. One thing to say, it's a good-looking movie, but the product is not right, waiting for a long time, obviously just want to see Brother Dan and Uncle Colin dressed in suits and pretending to be handsome, but the director shoves a mouthful of glass slag. Best colleague and best friend Lancelot Roxy. To great companion and loyal friend Merlin. Respect for the pug dog JB who grew up with Eggman. May your soul rest in peace.

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Extended Reading
  • Aracely 2022-03-20 09:01:20

    The entertainment is not bad, but it’s also because I followed the cool style. There is no moment of decision or test. It does not matter if the male protagonist makes any mistakes. Negligence caused the teammates to kill themselves and others. None of it seems to be a problem. In the end, I saved the world and married a princess. The screenwriter may be the starting point for signing the author, really hardcore cool text

  • Norberto 2022-03-18 09:01:03

    Can the name be translated a bit more earthenly. Elton John can also be cute. But it's not as good as Uncle Colin's cute eyes, shy smile and long legs, which gave me another blow in my heart. Kingsman, the original formula, the original elegance, coupled with the tackiness of the southern United States, knocked out the style of time and space chaos. Everything is good. But let me cry for Merlin for a while. . .

Kingsman: The Golden Circle quotes

  • [Charlie enters Poppy's Theater, wearing landmine equipment]

    Poppy: You're late. Why are you still wearing that?

    Charlie: Until you get rid of the perimeter landmines, I'll keep wearing the suit, thank you very much.

    Poppy: Scaredy-cat. Shut up and sit down. Let's go!

    [Poppy turns on the stage lights, revealing Elton John]

    Charlie: 'Crocodile Rock', please.

    Elton John: Fuck you!

    [Poppy zaps Elton with the collar around his neck]

    Poppy: Hey, hey, Elton. Language. Okay, well, as fabulous as your catalogue is, I think I want to hear some Gershwin.

    [Elton sighs and plays the piano]

    Charlie: I still can't believe you got away with kidnapping Elton John.

    Poppy: I know! But with Valentine abducting those celebrities, it seemed silly not to take advantage of the confusion.

    Charlie: Shit! Has Elton got the blue rash?

    Poppy: Lights.

    [Elton stops playing the piano as the theater lights turn on]

    Poppy: Hey, Elton, have you been a bad boy again?

    [Elton shakes his head as Poppy approaches the stage]

    Poppy: You're lying. Look at your hands.

    [Elton notices the blue rash on his hands]

    Elton John: What is it?

    Poppy: It's proof that my plan is gonna work. It's also the first sign of a slow and horrible death. Don't worry, I can fix it. Tell me who you parties with.

    Elton John: [sighs] It was Angel.

    Poppy: Huh, not very angelic. Gonna have to clip his wings.

  • First Burly Guard: Sir Elton, stay here. We're under attack.

    Elton John: Is it a rescue attempt?

    First Burly Guard: Might be.

    Elton John: [whispering] Yes!

    [Elton starts playing his piano]

    Elton John: [singing] Wednesday! Wednesday! Wednesday! Wednesday! Wednesday! Wednesday! Wednesday! Wednesday! Wednesday night's all right! Hey!

    First Burly Guard: Isn't that supposed to be Saturday?

    Elton John: What day is it today?

    First Burly Guard: Wednesday?

    Elton John: Exactly!

    [Elton stomps on the guard's foot and slams him into his piano]