Relive Kingsman

Trevor 2022-04-20 09:01:17

The plot is very simple. One day, Kingsman was thrown out of the pot for some reason. The surviving Eggman and Merlin had to go to the United States for help. Then Eggman Harry combined his swords and saved the world again. I wonder if the director deliberately designed Statesman as a contrast. Kingsman's code name is King Arthur's Knight of the Round Table, Galahad Lancelot, a noble, brave and loyal gentleman, who is the embodiment of chivalry; Statesman's code name is... wine. (Aoyama Gangchang???) The agents call it whiskey, tequila, ginger beer, champagne, well, I know that Statesman bourbon has been physically peripheral, but I still don’t understand the meaning of the name; Kingsman’s weapon is an umbrella Pen oxford shoes, a tribute to the traditional British special agent film; Statesman's weapon, the ring double gun is the representative of the cowboy, but through the tracker placed in the female body by OO, the style suddenly changes. The agent base was turned into a brewery, and Kingsman, who was on the road, lost his tailor shop.

With an extra group of friendly troops, the characters become too many and too full, and the brush and ink falling on Galahad, young and old, fades. The first part of the protagonist, Brother Dan, is the transformation of a gangster into a handsome agent, and the second part is an infatuated boy from the Swedish princess family. Uncle Colin played an amnesiac who was brought back to life because of the magic glue (?). He has a pure and good character, and his eyes are empty, and sometimes he has hallucinations, showing a mentally retarded expression. When he finally arrived, he put on his suit and picked up his umbrella, strolled to the door of the bar and pulled the latch. The familiar soundtrack played, one, two, three, "Manners, maketh, man". I grabbed the hands of my peers excitedly, and the long-awaited show is about to be staged. Huh? Unexpectedly, in a blink of an eye, the next camera uncle has been beaten to the ground. He was chased by the robot dog and fled, which was distressing. :( The villain, Lady Poppy, has a thin character, absurd reasons, naive plans, and weak base defense. I have the illusion that I have seen the devil in the cartoon (Minions Scarlett Murderer). Yes The big devil who poisoned the world's drug addicts, put a few mines in the base camp, a dozen guards, a few service staff, a housekeeping female robot and a robot dog that can be smashed down by a few bowling balls, and the hostage guards even did it. There are no guns. Our Merlin, as always loyal and reliable support Merlin, died in accordance with the needs of the plot, but inexplicable. Yes, before his death, the awe-inspiring and awe-inspiring song is really tear-jerking. However, Merlin is the legendary magician of England, the wise counselor of King Arthur , you let the agent codenamed Merlin sing the American country road to take me home, West Virginia Mountain Mom? I really don't know whether to laugh or cry. Of course, it is undeniable that he is handsome and good-looking. Watching Eggman flirting with sleeping girl in Glastonbury. ( I've been thinking about Glastonbury for several years, but I can't get a ticket :( ) Watching Eggman performing acrobatic acrobatics. Watching Eggman teaching you tricks and swearing. Watching Eggman's love for Harry/Colin so much. Watching Channing Tatum dancing. Watching Channing Tatum show his flesh. Watching Channing Tatum in a tight suit. Watching the Red Viper performing the Indiana Jones cowboy loop. Watching the Red Viper performing fancy double guns. Watching Uncle Colin... fangirl Uncle Colin looks good in his eyes. : ) Ugh. One thing to say, it's a good-looking movie, but the product is not right, waiting for a long time, obviously just want to see Brother Dan and Uncle Colin dressed in suits and pretending to be handsome, but the director shoves a mouthful of glass slag. Best colleague and best friend Lancelot Roxy. To great companion and loyal friend Merlin. Respect for the pug dog JB who grew up with Eggman. May your soul rest in peace.

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Kingsman: The Golden Circle quotes

  • Poppy: My drugs are everywhere. They were never my thing, but here I am, running the biggest drug cartel in the world. The only downside is having to live in the middle of nowhere. You know, these ruins are technically undiscovered. I just added a few touches to remind me of home. I grew up on all that awesome '50s nostalgia. Grease, American Graffiti, Happy Days. But I digress. The thing you need to understand is the hard work and ingenuity it took to achieve a global monopoly on the drug trade. And that's all on me. Not to toot my own horn. I just think it's really important for new recruits to understand the history of The Golden Circle.

  • [Poppy leads Charles and Angel to the diner's counter as she puts on an apron]

    Poppy: So, fellas, I have a couple of things that I wanna clarify. You understand that in The Golden Circle, my authority is never to be questioned, right? And the importance of following orders? Do you understand that? And the value of loyalty?

    [Charles and Angel nod]

    Poppy: It's easy to nod, isn't it?

    [Charles and Angel continue to nod]

    Poppy: I don't like easy. I like proof.

    [pause before Poppy looks at Angel]

    Poppy: What's your name?

    Angel: [Spanish accent] Angel, ma'am.

    Poppy: Angel, baby. Hey...

    [whispers]

    Poppy: Your old pal Charles has messed up. That's all I'm gonna tell you, because that's all you need to know. So put him in the mincer, okay?

    [Angel looks at the meat grinder behind the counter before everyone starts to laugh. Poppy then turns on the grinder, much to Charles' shock. Charles attempts to run, but is cornered by Poppy's robot dogs Bennie and Jet before Angel knocks him out and places him above the grinder]

    Charles: No, Miss Poppy!

    [Charles screams before being turned into ground beef]

    Poppy: Good job! See my salon across the way? Head there for your makeover.

    [Angel walks out of the diner as Poppy places a hamburger patty on the grill]