Three bad views of the British and black Yankee stories

Turner 2022-04-19 09:01:27

1. The headquarters was discovered at the very beginning, and one hand was left in the car after the fight? Why does the world's largest drug lord think he can dominate the world by killing British agents, American agents? And poisoning your own products? 2. An English gentleman can't do a cowboy at all. As soon as they met, they were beaten up. I don't know why for that part of drinking alcohol to force a confession. 3. The locator that enters the blood has to deduct other people's lower body? Accidentally stabbed my hand when I was drunk~ Is there any way? Just to make the princess sad and take a drug. 4. The villain can take his girlfriend to an important base casually, but at the beginning he said that the big boss would kill anyone casually. 5. Can you only die if you step on a mine? Such awesome equipment ~ the world's largest drug lord, with more than a dozen chefs and chores. An old man who sang and took drugs killed 3 drug lord gangsters. 6. Give the female boss an injection of poison and tell the password. 7. He didn't explain how the second male found out that the cowboy's three views were wrong. He kept saying that the cowboy was going to kill them. Did the agent rely on intuition? Even if the three views of the cowboy are wrong, he is a savior many times, and he has never thought of killing them, otherwise he will do it at the end of the film. However, the male protagonists threw him directly into the meat grinder. 8. The president was replaced by a drug addict. It turned out that open drug addicts in the United States can also act as the president. 9. The Englishman killed his former comrade-in-arms, and everyone still drinks with them. Too many flaws to remember.

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Kingsman: The Golden Circle quotes

  • [Charlie enters Poppy's Theater, wearing landmine equipment]

    Poppy: You're late. Why are you still wearing that?

    Charlie: Until you get rid of the perimeter landmines, I'll keep wearing the suit, thank you very much.

    Poppy: Scaredy-cat. Shut up and sit down. Let's go!

    [Poppy turns on the stage lights, revealing Elton John]

    Charlie: 'Crocodile Rock', please.

    Elton John: Fuck you!

    [Poppy zaps Elton with the collar around his neck]

    Poppy: Hey, hey, Elton. Language. Okay, well, as fabulous as your catalogue is, I think I want to hear some Gershwin.

    [Elton sighs and plays the piano]

    Charlie: I still can't believe you got away with kidnapping Elton John.

    Poppy: I know! But with Valentine abducting those celebrities, it seemed silly not to take advantage of the confusion.

    Charlie: Shit! Has Elton got the blue rash?

    Poppy: Lights.

    [Elton stops playing the piano as the theater lights turn on]

    Poppy: Hey, Elton, have you been a bad boy again?

    [Elton shakes his head as Poppy approaches the stage]

    Poppy: You're lying. Look at your hands.

    [Elton notices the blue rash on his hands]

    Elton John: What is it?

    Poppy: It's proof that my plan is gonna work. It's also the first sign of a slow and horrible death. Don't worry, I can fix it. Tell me who you parties with.

    Elton John: [sighs] It was Angel.

    Poppy: Huh, not very angelic. Gonna have to clip his wings.

  • First Burly Guard: Sir Elton, stay here. We're under attack.

    Elton John: Is it a rescue attempt?

    First Burly Guard: Might be.

    Elton John: [whispering] Yes!

    [Elton starts playing his piano]

    Elton John: [singing] Wednesday! Wednesday! Wednesday! Wednesday! Wednesday! Wednesday! Wednesday! Wednesday! Wednesday night's all right! Hey!

    First Burly Guard: Isn't that supposed to be Saturday?

    Elton John: What day is it today?

    First Burly Guard: Wednesday?

    Elton John: Exactly!

    [Elton stomps on the guard's foot and slams him into his piano]