King Kong Gourd Baby, oh no, it's King Kong Skull Island

Kameron 2022-04-23 07:01:25

This is a very simple story, which can be summed up in one sentence: the gorilla beat people, was beaten again, and even came out to protect the person who beat her.
Of course, finding a plot in a blockbuster or an action movie is a fool's errand, and people who like these kinds of movies will think it's not bad. Everyone here has their own aspirations, no evaluation.
In fact, the beginning of the chapter was good. All the great gods came on stage, flew a helicopter, escaped the storm of nine deaths, and found a paradise-like place. To be honest, the moment the helicopter stood still on the top of the densely erected, beautiful and greasy! The forest lit by the sun is pale yellow, and the stationary plane is like a swimming fish. Even if I have seen such scenes from other movies, it still does not prevent me from drooling.
The subsequent development of the story is a little embarrassing. The U.S. military threw bombs and blew the local boss out. The boss was so angry, where did the evildoer come from, he dared to spread wildness on the feng shui treasure land of my grandfather, and then tore it apart if they disagreed, those planes were like toys in the orangutan The boss's hand rubbed it into a pulp. The gorilla boss said, dare to set off fireworks on my site, and I will set the fire for you to see. Then, in the blaze of fire, the gorilla boss and the captain looked at each other, inexplicably carrying a sense of fate. Seeing this, you can guess that the captain will definitely kill the gorilla boss. After all, the gorilla killed his majesty (no, he killed his soldier).

Ahem, shouldn't you be angry with that old scientist? Then the captain really remembered the old man, took a gun and asked him what kind of operation this was. This scene makes me feel so embarrassed that I have cancer. Your soldier died. You questioned an old man with a gun with a lifeless face. The old man said it very cooperatively. Shouldn't you be furious? Anyway, it should be emotional and swearing. BUT! There was nothing, the captain calmly accepted the grab, and went to settle the account with the gorilla. I go! What a logical concept, you are the one who set off firecrackers at other people's houses first, and you are not allowed to get angry at the host's house. Aren't you supposed to kill the old man with one shot? He is the culprit.
Next is the story of a team of men and horses forming a group to fight monsters. They first met a huge buffalo, then a spider spirit with a good figure, but it was a little ugly, and then a soldier washed his face and saw what the giant octopus and orangutan could not say. Secretly, another soldier was waiting for rescue in the building. He was in a hurry. The director arranged some fun for him. First, the tree trunk under his butt moved. Wow, what a unique dryad, and then an ugly lizard came out. , I ate and wiped him clean, and in the end, I thought he didn't wash his hair, he vomited and vomited, big brother Lizard vomited all the time.

Trembling just sold a face in the play. Oh, he is so handsome and has a good figure. We all love him, but why is he here? What about the actor's halo? Why doesn't it exist the whole time? This is a movie without a protagonist. If you insist that there is, it is a gorilla. The protagonist in humans is divided equally among several people, and it becomes that everyone's characteristics are not prominent enough. Everyone enjoys the camera, but everyone is like a supporting role. The old scientist was eaten before he could play a role. The captain of the soldier was so intent on revenge that more soldiers died. The existence of the indigenous tribe is to tell people who come to the island to fish, don’t mess with the gorilla, he is the last god. The gorilla is our protector, we all love it, come, sing with me...
This tribe also has a tour guide, oh no, a pilot during World War II, he details the tribal scenery, customs, and he speaks to himself After speaking for many years, there is nothing wrong with the spirit, and it is also a talent.

I think the director of this drama must have never seen "Qing Yunzhi", and they are all stupid and can't tell who is the protagonist. The heroine's eyes, identity, and acting skills should have a better storyline, but she became a cameo. And Dousen has changed the image of the tough guy on the screen in the past, and plays an indispensable tracking position, but has no right to speak. For more than an hour, we were watching a group of people meet all kinds of mobs as if they were playing games, provoking the final boss, but in the end, we couldn’t beat it, we couldn’t run away, we encountered powerful teammates, and swept away with one move. Qianjun, one move of the meteor hammer, one move of the black tiger to pierce the heart, oh, pierce the tongue, (vomit) solve the big boss, save the little beauty, leave a cool back, disappear on the other side of the mountain...

The most speechless thing is the mysterious girl Datiantian known to the whole country. As long as I see her, I will play in a second. Her eyes are naked and it is written that what I see is a green screen, but I tried very hard to pretend that I saw something shocking. Can't you see my acting skills? ? I go! No identity is given, the airborne monster fighter group, others are scrambling and rolling in the jungle, all in black, our big sweet is still white and beautiful, and his body is spotless, even whiter than white people. Just dying, is there any wood? Like the sketch played by Song Xiaobao: Oh my sweet, you can have some snacks. With such a good resource, why not pick one of good quality, who can make you truly show your face and grow, and really have the identity of participating in Hollywood, but you don't have the ability to match it. Don't you feel comfortable being an internet celebrity? Gotta run out and make a joke.
"Others make money by acting in movies, but Jing Tian spends money in movies." This is definitely the treatment of a daughter.
Forgive me for the first time I spit out a movie to the point of being completely broken, just because of my deep love for the 05 version of the King Kong movie. I held so many expectations and killed my memories, but it turned out to be a slot drama that cheated money with special effects.

Director, please explode on the spot?

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Kong: Skull Island quotes

  • Preston Packard: I know an enemy when I see one.

  • Bill Randa: [Last words] Oh, shit.