(17 years old text)
Kong: Skull Island 6.0
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The 2005 version of King Kong is my childhood memory. At that time, the underground party seemed to calmly accept the VCD from the arms of the classmates, and I almost remember the scene when I saw half of it got out of the bed for the second disc. .
The 05 version of King Kong is so long and meticulous, a fantasy adventure, beauty and the beast, the story of a plane on the top of the Empire State Building has been told so completely that there is almost no room for imagination, so this new version is nothing more than an old-fashioned IP trick, saying In recent years, there have been a lot of Hollywood remakes and sequels. It is no wonder that these old labels have to be rubbed on the ground by Internet upstarts such as Netflix and Amazon, in addition to being Disney's meat toilets.
In addition, watching Easter Egg Warner seems to want to create a monster universe with King Kong + Godzilla and various big monsters.
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The 17th version of King Kong couldn't have told a better story, so what I wanted to watch at first was the big scene and imagination of the monster movie. Not slow, or the American version of Godzilla in the previous two years seems to be the stingy of the movie crew to eat, drink, prostitute, and even die without showing the audience the stinginess of monsters. This time King Kong showed his face within a minute or two of the opening. When you land on the island, you will fire off the plane with full firepower;
But the part of imagination is really disappointing. During the promotion period of the film, there are sketches of monster settings. I never thought that what I saw on the setting map was the whole of the film. There are completely prototypes in reality, and the number is so shabby that they are unwilling to even open their brains a few times. This group of people may not even be able to brainstorm the bun bombs in the anti-Japanese drama.
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The Skull Island was clearly inserted into the title, but the comparison between the Skull Island, all kinds of monsters, aboriginal people, and the original version with pearls and jade that were supposed to shine was so disappointing.
Don't think that you set up a Vietnam War background so that Skull Island can become Halong Bay. I have seen every ordinary or surprising scene in you in other films, documentaries.
So when all the IQs of the human team went offline and went crazy to death, I recalled the 05 version in which King Kong and dinosaurs fought all the way from the cliff to the valley for the heroine, or humans fell into the dark worm valley, prehistoric aliens The moving monster slowly stretches out its fangs. It's as if you were holding the hand of your current girlfriend and watching the 17th version of King Kong in the movie theater and reminiscing about your ex-girlfriend. Heh, it's like I have a current girlfriend and an ex-girlfriend.
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The 17 version of King Kong seems to be closer to the original seven or eighty years ago in terms of body size, at least in terms of height. The 05 version of King Kong holds the female protagonist and has to show a portion of the upper and lower body, while the 17th version of King Kong holds a person, all trapped in the palm of the hand. Just like this, there is more majesty of the God of Skull Island. He is so handsome that he has no friends.
Back then, the way King Kong teased the heroine with his fingers was like a playful child and a mentally undeveloped orangutan. He had a richer joy side and had enough courage to drive him to the Empire State Building for the woman he loved. (Every time I type this paragraph, I feel weird...), and the 17th version of King Kong, as mentioned above, although the body size is closer to the proportion of human beings, but in fact, as soon as he comes out, he is red-eyed and fights the world, even with the heroine. Looking at each other or finally catching the heroine, that is not an emotional exchange. Isn't Godzilla also saving the world and then hiding his merits and fame. Go next door to see Beauty and the Beast, Disney's princess movies, as long as you are not a fan of Emma Watson or a fan of monster movies, "Beauty and the Beast" is definitely a movie worth watching.
⑤
In the final BOSS battle, King Kong opened the upper and lower jaws of the monitor lizard and saw the big tongue of the monitor lizard swaggering in front of me. This was the only time I was excited in the whole film. However, no, I came back and silently deducted 0.5 from the score of this film.
King Kong removes the chain from the abandoned warship and connects the propeller, I seem to hear a voice-over ding-dong, congratulations on your epic weapon: the US military standard meteor hammer.
⑥
I'm really sorry, this is the first Miss Jing Tian movie I've ever seen, um, or maybe I've seen it before but forgot it long ago.
The title logos are Warner, Legend and Tencent. Legend is not equal to Wanda. It is not difficult for an irrelevant supporting character to enter the two major Chinese golden bead fortresses. Unfortunately, it is probably because the godfather's money is still not enough, so that I doubt that apart from the Chinese audience, who will remember King Kong, the skeleton monitor lizard, and the American audience and people from all over the world? Although there are scenes from time to time, there are not a few lines, no key plot, or even no expression.
The eldest miss is indeed a person who has seen the world. When King Kong awakes and pushes the US military, when the skeleton monitor lizard is haunted and does not take selfies, she has a calm face like necrotic muscles on her face. The only scene where she shows emotions is When a group of people said goodbye to the indigenous people, people who didn't know it thought that in just ten hours, Jing Tian had forged a deep friendship with the kind and hospitable local people.
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