The brainless spit of the sweet face powder once~

Rosario 2022-04-20 09:01:16

Where there is Da Tiantian, there is me! I am a big sweet face powder!

Today, I was in the weight loss period and actually ate a packet of green curry Indonesian instant noodles! Just finished the popcorn movie "Kong Skull Island"!

There are still people watching this movie! I think you should go to the brain department, thank you for walking slowly!

Who says sweetness with me is a rotten film? Looking at other people's special effects, compared to the special effects of our country's fifty cents, I'm almost kneeling and licking other people's skills...

I won't talk about the plot, anyway, it's a group of people pretending to die, destroying the ecological environment, and then one by one, like the god of death. What can I say? This is a Hollywood movie routine, just be happy~

In addition, I would like to say that I was fortunate enough to walk with the scientific expedition team once and found that everyone came quietly, without taking a cloud away, warmly reminding you not to open your mouth when walking in the jungle, it is best to wear a mask, otherwise you don’t know what will happen Don't ask me how I know it!

Then I'm going to start ranting! Very serious rant~

Everyone else covered them tightly, except for the male and female protagonists who wore very little. I think the director was eager to strip off all his clothes, just to show his tendon? And the heroine, is she showing off her big breasts? I admit that Dousen's muscles are quite eye-catching, but what about the chest, I think it's much more fun in my opinion than the heroine's! The whole drama Dousen is for sale! Meat! Don't be like this

By the way, I want to say a digression in the end, no matter how good the face is, he can't stand the rustic clothes! No matter how good your muscles are, if you don't wear them right, you're like a 18th-tier country tendon boy with a dream going north to the vast city to venture out, boy! !

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Kong: Skull Island quotes

  • Hank Marlow: Hey, what happened with the war? Did we win?

    James Conrad: Which one?

    Hank Marlow: Uh-huh. That makes sense.

  • [after credits]

    James Conrad: You just gonna sit there? In the dark? You're enjoying this, right? Is this fun for you? I promise I won't tell the Russians.

    Mason Weaver: I promise *I* will tell the Russians.

    James Conrad: She's gonna tell the Russians.

    [throws pencil at the reverse mirror]

    James Conrad: Why are you keeping us here?

    Mason Weaver: I want to go home.

    James Conrad: We get it. There was no island. We were never on an island.

    Houston Brooks: [enters the room] Island? What island?

    James Conrad: Brooks, what the hell is going on?

    Houston Brooks: Welcome to MONARCH. This island is just the beginning.

    San: There's more out there.

    James Conrad: What do you mean more?

    Houston Brooks: This world never belonged to us. It belonged to them. The question is, how long before they take it back. Kong is not the only king.

    [Godzilla roars]