Salute to you tough grandpas, your physical strength is so fucking good! ! !

Zaria 2022-04-21 09:01:25

When I watched 1, the


only feeling was that it was a wife, a wife, a man! ! !


Although the plot is very exciting


, I feel that the plot is too compact, the colors are too dull, the characters are too single, and I am a


little breathless. I





decided to watch 2





for the first time because of Yu Nan


. As


a result, women were added, many scenes were added, a lot of cheerful soundtracks and more humorous jokes were added. The 2 of the ingredients


became a hodgepodge


, only to find that 1 turned out to be the spiritual transmission of the real Expendables,


pure American heroism, I


always felt that the plot of 2 was too loose



.


There is almost no big orgasm except for exciting small orgasms such as headshots,


especially the most important fight scene at the end.


I have been waiting for the villain's cheating plot to reach its climax. As a


result , Stallone stabbed it down


like XX is about to reach its climax. At that time, I shot and


fainted




All the great gods came out together,


which means that you are really like wasting ammunition


. What a big deal,


where is it worthwhile


for you to be dispatched at the same time?


The exciting and brave master


is not satisfied or exciting at all... and




so on. I



remember that there was a popular film review in the year 1, which



was full of pages of "BOM BOM BOM bang bang bang BANG BANG BANG bang bang bang..."




If the 2 continues in the same style, it should be




"Bang Bang Bang Bang Bang Bang Bang Bang Bang Bang Bang Bang Bang Bang Bang Bang Bang Bang Bang Bang Bang Bang Bang Bang Bang Bang Bang Bang Bang Bang Bang Bang Bang Bang Bang Bang Bang Bang Bang Bang Bang Bang..."



Hahaha, several Chinese characters in the



play are all here Needless to say ,



Jet Li and the Chinese rich man, Yu Nan, the



so-called "Chinese takeaway"



,



are naturally not as amazing as expected and feel very abrupt. They



are basically dispensable characters.


But of course, it is not her problem,



it is completely the role setting The problem is that she is


not full enough, and the effect seems to be just for adjustment


, but I still think she is very beautiful and tense.


Why is everyone saying she is ugly?


Anyway, I like


it like this kind of sexy man-in-law.





As for the classic male protagonists with cross-generational significance, there


is no need to say more. They



are too handsome, too handsome, too handsome.


Fortunately , they are not uncles, but grandpas.


Otherwise, it will definitely be a nosebleed. The most



impressive scene should be Schwarzenegger slamming the door of the smart down and muttering, "This car is not as big as my shoes!!"



Then there is a small broken car without two doors. The scene of the two big men who can't stretch their legs in the nest



almost didn't make me laugh to death. Is smart trying to show that he is very flexible, or he



wants to show that he is very flexible. Hahaha



. It's fucking good to pay tribute to physical fitness! ! ! Movies are just entertainment




























Why don't you go to the


horns , keep the spirit of entertainment, keep the spirit of entertainment and join in the fun,



everything is happy


, so why do you take it seriously?


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Extended Reading
  • Shakira 2022-04-24 07:01:03

    I only saw Yu Nan's two big thick mouths

  • Laurianne 2022-03-22 09:01:19

    People who add up to hundreds of years old are "bang bang bang oh shit bang bang bang i'm back bang bang bang". The whole movie is full of Botox and steroids, and it also smells of old man's essence. Oh, and Yu Nan who is sleeping on a stiff neck.

The Expendables 2 quotes

  • Vilain: Now we know where it is. Right. Right.

    Hector: Okay. I know what to do.

    Vilain: Good, I want the plutonium out in three days.

    Hector: Three days?

    Vilain: I have people ready to pay four million a kilo now. Three days.

  • [Ross charges in, guns blazing]

    Vilain: Let's make it more dramatic.

    [shoots out half the lights]