80's, midwinter beef noodles, erections - "The Expendables 2"

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The 1980s, midwinter beef noodles, erections -
what was the concept of "The Expendables 2" in the 1980s? In those days, I didn't even belong to sperm. From the photos, I learned that my father had permed his hair and smoked a cigarette at that time; my dear mother, still deeply in love with Qiong Yao's novels, the young girl Huaichun. Later, I heard that the streets of Beijing were full of flared trousers at that time, and the trendy young people carried a large radio with them; the social and economic development of the motherland had been vigorously developed, and the spring breeze of reform and opening up was blowing happily. Although I didn't have the chance to be born in that era, the 1980s seemed to me only a distance from the "grandmother's paradox", thanks to the images left by that era.
In the 1980s, mainland movies were like velvet wipes, and my heart for watching movies was always in the many gentle villages. The ones I still remember are: "Xiyingmen", "Look at the Family", "Xu Mao and His Daughters"; and Hong Kong movies in the 1980s were just beautiful girls in their youth, attracting countless fans to compete. Many talented and beautiful women such as Xu's Sanxiong, Woo Yusen, Tsui Hark have amazed my fans. But after a full meal and enjoyment, the sense of loss will overflow people's hearts. After all, I can never go back to that 20 years ago, when the movie will always be finished one day. Wanting to experience the 80s again is as precious and rare as courtship. The people of that era have changed now, and so have the movies.
However, "God said there should be light, so there is light." Under the hot desire, in Hollywood on the other side of the ocean, Uncle Stallone has become a light maker for people who are nostalgic like me! When I was in high school, I watched Uncle's hard-working work "First Blood 4", and I was deeply overwhelmed. After the college entrance examination, my uncle chose the screenwriter and director Da Liang, desperately killing people and fighting, but "The Expendables" is still full of people. satisfy. To this day, the uncle finally burst into anger and took a group of heroes from the 1980s to blood in front of the big screen.
Looking at it, Uncle Stallone relied on "Rocky" and "First Blood" to traverse the 1980s, Governor Arnold relied on "The Terminator" to establish the screen image of the 1980s, and Lundgren and Jean-Pierre Winton were both in the 1980s. In the mid-to-late 1900s, it became popular. Mr. Jet Li's world-famous "Shaolin Temple" was produced in 1981, and Uncle Bris Willis was famous for his "Die Hard" in 1988. Chuck Norris, the great god , only because of the 1972 filming of the film "Raptor Crossing the River" in the Colosseum of Rome fighting Bruce Lee famous.
These people are the pride of Hollywood in the 1980s, but the flowers never bloom, as Governor Arnold said: We can all be put into the museum! Although one of them is a legend, if we single-handedly make another movie and give it to the mainstream audience of the post-90s generation, we are likely to encounter indifference. To say that Uncle Stallone is the most like a big brother, he leads the pack, gets on the plane, fires the machine gun, and ruthlessly washes the rivers and lakes again. In terms of plot, "The Expendables 2" is much simpler than "The Expendables", there is no small conspiracy, and a small group of bad guys is clear at the beginning! Straight to the point, there is no human entanglement, seeing his good brother die, the boss directly said one sentence: revenge. The knife fell from the hand, it was clean, and I no longer had to spend my brain cells trying to figure out who was the last big brother to take the lead. And this seems to be the action movie in my mind. If you want to kill it, you can kill it without hesitation. It feels like the beef noodle I ate in the middle of winter morning. heat.
As the middleweight champion of the European professional karate league league, Jean-Claude Winton played fiercely and took out his unique 360-degree spin kick, which killed Billy the Kid (Liam Hemsworth) Liam Hemsworth). Uncle Stallone is angry about the death of the young man, but outside of the movie, it is likely to be the little evil of the uncles. The world can't rely on young people, and it is our old bones who will finally clean up the mess! So, revenge began, and when they traveled to the small village, revenge contained the meaning of salvation. Christmas (Jason Statham) put on a monk's robe and ruthlessly killed a person in the church with a knife . This passage is reminiscent of the church battle in "Bloodblood". One with a knife, one with a gun, one in fast motion and one in slow motion, all are beautiful! And this just fits with another poster of "The Expendables 2", where the members of the Expendables simulate "The Last Supper" and put on the image of salvation. When the blood was flying along with the music, a group of muscular men became sexy in the sound of knife-edge gunfire, which was many times stronger than the "crispy chicken with blueberry sauce" in Yu Nan's mouth. This has already made people's blood flow in the movie theater, and it is uncomfortable, like a physiological reaction, just want to get an erection and go out to kill the injustice in the world and avenge the hatred.
Finally, I deeply feel that Uncle Stallone did not act as a director this time, and he did the right thing to act well. If he still directs the tube, there may not be so many small surprises. When the members of the death squad encountered an ambush in the early morning, the dumb old karaoke machine broke down. With one shot, the music played, and the killing was imminent! The rhythm of the music followed the gunshots, and the image was like "Shaun of Zombies" back in the day! A lone wolf, Chuck Norris, comes to the rescue when members of the Expendables besiege a Soviet military base. When everyone was confused, the lone wolf slowly came out of the smoke. At this time, the theme song of "The Bad and the Bad" sounded, and I immediately danced in the cinema. This is a naked tribute to the master of Western films, Sergio Leone. ! In the final airport battle, Uncle Arnold was willing to be ridiculed, and the classic lines of "Terminator" were ridiculed again and again, "I WILL BE BACK!" has long since stepped down from the altar of heroes and turned into a joke.
Go to the east of the river and scour all the heroes. The 1980s are long gone, and the muscles of the heroes have become overwhelmed, but we are all lucky. The uncles used their courage to shoot one after another death squad. Originally, in the film and television circle where the old had nowhere to go, they were really death squads, and they created a free-flying sky. We were feasted, nostalgic, and Shuangwaiwai walked out of the black box. A moviegoer on the 4th day said: "It's very rare to have a movie for me to watch for two hours now!" What a good movie review, I immediately remembered that the last new plane of the members of the Expendables had the Communist Party emblem on it. From skulls to the Communist Party, death squads seem to have a new definition: We dare to die for the sake of happiness and misery!

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The Expendables 2 quotes

  • [Lee's cell phone rings]

    Barney Ross: [mockingly] "Hello, darlin'."

    Lee Christmas: Hello, darlin'.

  • Vilain: [to Billy] Are you afraid of me?

    Bill 'The Kid' Timmons: No, I'm not.

    Vilain: You should be.

    [Hector quickly props a knife against Billy's chest and Vilain kicks it into his chest]