When a friend said that he was in a bad mood, he even thought the boss cut the meat badly when he bought the meat.
To translate this sentence, "When the world view of the movie itself is a pile of shit, I want to scold people every minute I watch everything"!
Maybe the director's funds were not enough, so some things were not filmed. At this time, a voice appeared in my mind. It was the last sentence Zhang Jiahui said in Mandarin in "The King of a Thousand Kings 2000", "It's really fucking wrong!"
The movie is really bad, I've been forcing myself into the movie, don't pay attention to those details, um, a horror movie is 7 points, there must be drama, hold on, hold on, hold on. . . . I'm sorry, but I'm going to complain, this is a bad movie, five stars, four stars, and some people want to give six stars, oh! no! Yes, yes, everyone is different, if others think they are good, they will give good reviews, and if I think they are bad, they will give bad reviews.
Let's talk about why I feel bad. First of all, I thought of "A Quiet Place" that I watched last year, and then I kept thinking about it. For example, I can also shoot "Cover Your Ears", "Stop Your Chrysanthemum" and "Don't Touch Me" Diao", "Please walk backwards", "Don't sit down", etc., etc. I used to watch "Death" and thought it was normal, but after watching "A Quiet Place", I thought the previous one was ok, then watch this again, Nima is not as good as "A Quiet Place"! These two are just friends, two generals with similar smells!
When you feel that this setting is an insult to IQ and has not been handled well, you will find that people in the entire movie have problems with IQ, the motivation of the actors depends entirely on the arrangement of the screenwriter, and the director asks you to do whatever you want! By the way, I thought of zombie movies, and finally understood why zombie movies become a genre, just like vampires and domestic zombies, not to mention classics, but everyone can agree and resonate, and this kind of "open your eyes and commit suicide" "The setting, I really can't help but think about it, why? Why? Why? There are so many people running up and down the street without entering the house, I can vaguely feel the director calling the group to take their seats behind the camera, and these people are all dead, but the heroine happened to be greeted by passers-by A into the house , and everyone knows that you can't look up (it's really ridiculous), the passer-by who greeted the passerby who entered the house was burned to death, and the camera showed her husband (bald man), he said he loved her very much (after all, it is the third wife), But he, he, him. . . He reacted like I was watching the news feed when he watched his wife get burned (who care? ) This is nothing. In the next 57 minutes, a bald guy poured wine for the heroine in the next 57 minutes. In the previous scene, there was obviously very little wine. When the heroine was about to drink, the wine increased again, so that dialogue What does it mean to perform David's magic? Then I went to the supermarket at the back, maybe in order to prevent myself from opening my eyes instinctively, so I gave the car a toss ("Dawn of the Living Dead" and "Zombie Juan" also have such plots, and some places are indeed imitating the former), I said you won't Do you just cover your eyes with a cloth and drive? (The bean friend of this place commented that in order to watch the navigation) It is safer than painting the car, and it is more convenient to go to so many people. Immigrants, you? Wouldn't it be possible to save some space to decorate something more? Alright, alright, I'm too serious, and I went on to say, when I entered the supermarket, the bald guy said, "Fuck, you're awesome, there's so much to eat." Then why do you have to go back to the original home? Isn't it better here? Motivation, hurry up, the director quickly persuaded me and gave me an explanation. Sure enough, the heroine said it, because there were some companions in that house! Can this also add characters to the protagonist? I'll go, won't I pick it up? Okay, okay, the heroine said yes, and then someone knocked on the door outside. A group of them didn't open the door, and they didn't let anyone in when they opened it a little bit, and they even sent a person's head. This thing is not a zombie, and it will not be contagious. Moreover, the black man who gave the head also knew the person outside and checked his eyes. Can't he close his eyes and let that person come in and talk about it? If there are bad people, what are so many people afraid of? The bald guy is still holding a sprayer, who is it scaring? If he is a good person, he has done a good deed. You have to be a good director. You have the final say. It is estimated that it is a matter of funding, so you can't add more actors, so the director said, "No, we have to be profound and show our humanity. Ugly", wqnmd, bad reviews, these are all random thoughts. If you dig deep, you will really be at the tip of the horn. Maybe I'm already at the tip of the bull's horn. Oh, I'm so tired!
There are many scenes in the back that make people not only feel nervous and excited, but want to laugh, such as what will happen to the baby? How to commit suicide? For example, the house that has been hiding for 5 years has not built a darkroom or something. For so many years, it is not IQ, but the protagonist's halo alive? So that 5 years later, when the bad guy smashed the window, the male protagonist would go out to give off the head (this part is too amazing, there is no defense at all), and a rope pulled a bed inexplicably (thinking there must be a monster), and ran out Seeing that there was nothing (and she was scared to death and fired a few shots), then the little girl heard the gunshots and was not afraid to hide in the boat, but bravely ran out to find her mother! (The little girl’s inner os: No way, the director asked me to go), as for how to survive the past five years, the problem of living supplies, and the premature birth of pregnant women at 9 months compared to 10 months, I will not complain. Need a first aid kit!
Let's not talk about these loopy plots, throwing two reasons I can't bear to give one star
First: This "beautiful" scene that makes people commit suicide at first sight, from beginning to end, except for the bad uncle who ran to the camera and showed a few ugly ppts, I waited until the progress bar could no longer hold, and I didn't see it. The real face of Mount Lu, maybe I am in this mountain, I guess there is still not enough funds (ps: Speaking of this kind of fantasy scene, apart from the plot, all I can think of is the "annihilation" I watched last year, the last lighthouse, including the design of the bubble in front are all It made me feel immersed in the scene, shuddered, terrified, and kept at a distance... In short, it was a feeling of being super invincible, scared and curious), and then, the movie was about to end, and a 7 or 7 points appeared in my mind, no Wrong, could it be that the scene where people commit suicide is too beautiful, so I raised the score, I'm really looking forward to it. . . . . . . . . expect. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . treat. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Looking forward to a fart, nothing, naked hooligan (the chestnut raised when Lao Luo and Wang Ziru confronted, "I saw your 6 illegitimate children last night, what evidence do you ask me? I said keep it secret"!)
Second, when the heroine has no other choice, she trusts the person on the other end of the walkie-talkie (this is actually a motive), after experiencing a family of three falling into the rapids (how urgent is it, even if you sacrifice your life, you have to see the way). After the miraculous danger, I found a blind school deep in the jungle, you read that right, next to the rapids, the blind school in the deep jungle, and then the subtitles were released, the whole film ended, leaving a silly sitting In front of the screen, I am full of question marks, director? I didn't ask you to give me the smashing, sighing ending of The Mist, but this one. . . Are you making a sequel? I know that you want to draw a happy ending to the story your father told his children, but the blind school in the depths of the jungle, the sunny plant ceiling, the happy and warm survivors, what is the profound meaning? What about the doomsday scene? excuse me!
Some people may find it thorny after playing so much, but I don’t think so. Movies, this type of movie itself is entertainment and seeking sensory stimulation, but for more than two hours, I didn’t get into it at all. The greatest respect of the movie, if it hurts the feelings of the bean friends who think the movie is good, I can't help it, you can just click "useless", after all, this is just my feeling!
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