national rival

Roselyn 2022-04-19 09:01:22

2019-6-

Never lie, steal, cheat, drink, really want to lie, in the arms of the one you love, really want to steal those bad people's things, really want to deceive, lie to death, really want to drink, drink for the moment of your heart

Lover's glasses were very sloppy when he was in college. Once, he met a girl who asked for directions and told her that he loved her. The girl kissed someone in the car and was found by him.

The lover helps the three pursue the girl with a dog to attract the Asian girl's dog Then the client picks up the dog and pretends to be hit by a car A girl lover who said she didn't do this client wrote a check and was rejected by the lover and pressed it to the table

The lover and a friend are playing billiards in a bar. The two girls are surrounded by men and chat up.

The sloppy fat man wants to date a female star in finance. His company is the star's financial advisor. The lover tells him how. Once the star asked the financial company if she could let her invest in the company. He regretted his words and deeds, and the lover stopped him. At this time, the star came and asked him to find time to discuss investment matters. The lover asked him to call the star and said that he had no time. And when someone shakes hands with a star, they must use force and loudness to show their presence. Lover teaches Fatty how to dance and how to kiss a star when he sends a star home Celebrity

The female reporter is a gossip column reporter. She was approached by a man while drinking a cocktail at the bar. The lover came over and said that she was late. The man left the lover and chatted with the reporter a few words. The saint talks to him and invites him to dinner. The reporter refuses the lover and says to have breakfast on Sunday, which is not a date. Colleagues all let the reporter agree to the reporter, agree to the courier, and take out the life jacket. The reporter comes to the dock and the two ride a motorboat. When I was a journalist, I kicked the reporter into the sea. The lover took the reporter to Oyster Island. Many immigrants came to the United States from here. What kind of a butcher his grandfather is

Because a reporter took a photo of a fat man and a celebrity and sent it to the newspapers, the fat man's admission ticket is a lover, so the boss asked the reporter to ask the lover to come out. I have a seafood allergy, my face is swollen, and the reporter took the lover to the drugstore. The reporter asked a colleague to ask the lover to come out and took a photo of the lover and found that it was the lover. The reporter and the girlfriend attended the blind date conference. The lover came to spoil the situation and told the girlfriend that it was not his job. The reporter went to him to apologize. The reporter's sister's boyfriend, the lover, climbed into the reporter's car and fell off. The duo and the fat man married a star. Everyone danced strangely and released themselves.

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  • Nico 2021-10-20 19:02:18

    It started well, but fell into a cliché at the back. Will Smith is so charming. Just don't like Mendes.

  • Harley 2022-04-24 07:01:03

    That fat guy is nice

Hitch quotes

  • Cressida Baylor: [Deleted Scene]

    [Cressida runs into Hitch at a cafe]

    Cressida Baylor: Adam?

    Hitch: Oh *shit!* Alex.

    Cressida Baylor: Alex! Right, of course, Jesus. Oh my God, look at you!

    [Hitch chuckles uncomfortably]

    Cressida Baylor: You don't remember me, do you?

    Hitch: Um, Cressida right?

    Cressida Baylor: Wow! God, what's it been, like ten... twelve years?

    Hitch: Fourteen? Couple months?

    Cressida Baylor: This is so - Wow!

    [hugs him]

    Cressida Baylor: How are you?

    Hitch: I'm good. I'm good. I'm... I'm just good.

    Cressida Baylor: Wow, you look *amazing!*

    Hitch: Thank you. Thank you.

    Cressida Baylor: Do you live around here?

    Hitch: Yes, actually I live just down - Nope.

    [she stares, confused]

    Hitch: So what brings you to town?

    Cressida Baylor: Oh well, I'm at Sotheby's London and Russell Simmons is one of my biggest clients.

    Hitch: Okay, big timer.

    Cressida Baylor: I'm actually staying over at the Soho House.

    [long awkward silence]

    Cressida Baylor: Uh listen. Maybe you can help me. I need a great restaurant. I've got these other buyers I'm meeting for lunch and I tried Nouveau but there was a two week wait!

    Hitch: [starts dialing a number on his cell] Kim? Hitch. Can you do a reservation for a party of...

    [Cressida shows three fingers]

    Hitch: three at about...

    [she holds up one finger]

    Hitch: one o'clock? Last name Baylor. And take very good care of her. She's an old friend. Buh-bye.

    Cressida Baylor: Well I guess you're the man to know!

    Hitch: Yeah that's me - *Adam* Hitchens.

    Cressida Baylor: You are so silly!

    [playfully hits his leg]

    Hitch: [looking to end the conversation] Thanks for the paper.

    [gets up and walks away]

    Cressida Baylor: Oh, yeah, well...

    [gets up to follow him]

    Cressida Baylor: Alex! Uh, listen. Russell's hosting this black tie thing at the Guggenheim and... I don't have a date.

    Hitch: That's very very tempting.

    [continues to leave]

    Cressida Baylor: [shouts after him] Well, call me! I'm at the Soho House.

    Hitch: Yeah, you said that.

    [exits]

  • Ben: [playing pool] You know what your problem is, Hitch? You're all about the short game. You pick your shots based on what you see first, not what's necessarily best for you in the long run.

    Hitch: Well, all of us are not married to the woman of our dreams and about to have a baby. Now I'm very happy for you. It's just not for everybody. So please just leave me to my hot, sweaty, totally varied, wildly experimental short game.

    Ben: I was just talking about pool, but whatever.

    Hitch: Yeah, okay.

    Ben: Honestly, I just hope one day you're able to experience the unconditional love, trust and openness that I share with Grace every single day.

    Hitch: Is this really bar room talk?

    Ben: You need to listen to me, man. I'm serious. Because when you get to a place with a woman like that, it's so beyond anything physical, that when I think back to when I used to run around with you and chase all these really gorgeous but shallow women... I don't know, it's kind of ridiculous and vaguely pathetic.

    [two beautiful women walk in behind Hitch and Ben ogles them]

    Hitch: Yeah I see what you're saying. That's pathetic. *That's* pathetic.