epic vile

Sigmund 2022-04-19 09:01:26

First of all, for Michael Bay, I agree that he is quite talented in some action scenes, and I don't think if a person enjoys Transformers movies, she must be an idiot. When I personally watched it, there were moments when I found myself having fun. But why spend money to buy tickets again and again to see the exact same fast food he took, I really don't understand.

Statement, I want to watch 22 Jump Street, but my friend agreed, but when it arrives, I want to see Change 4, so I asked him to pay for it. It turns out that in less than 3 hours, I could have played basketball, slept, read a book, and wrote documents to the court, but if it changed to 4, it was not worth my money.

This movie is a little different from the first 3 films, Shia Labeouf is gone, Shia Labeouf's unacted hanger model girlfriend is gone, Shia Labeouf's unacted porn ex-girlfriend is gone. Instead, there's Marky Mark - the lead character who is several times better than Shia Labeouf - and his unacted, hanger model daughter who only calls for help, and her foreign accent who can't do anything but drive a car. Boy friend.

Other than that, the whole movie is pretty much the same as the first 3. The thing everyone was looking for had a different name, and it didn't really matter what it was for. The machine guns and cannons chase and bombard them, and the explosions are so beautiful that they look like fireworks (each explosion is really in the shape of a flower basket).

I do think the dinosaur part at the beginning is very sci-fi, and the Dinobot at the end (too late) is nice, but the film has too many habitual shortcomings: the

story is so simple, yet so complicated. The placement of ads makes people want to slow applause when they see it (yes, I did that in the theater). Too many characters, too many relationships, too many silly jokes, too many racial stereotypes, along with fragmented, dispensable plot pieces, and my fondness for Stanley Tucci almost made me accept it The absurdity of his dual character, this old man is really not playing soy sauce, but there are too many distracting things about his plot. Everyone's lines and dialogue are too poor.

Let me give a few examples:
What is the relationship between Li Bingbing and Tucci! ! ! Why did the blond female scientist suddenly say "I'm Proud of You" to him! ! ! I was finally rescued, why did Marky Mark go to help Optimus Prime, what skills and motivation do you have (you can't be a fool no matter how grateful you are)? You can say he didn't cause trouble, he obviously helped Optimus! But that's because the movie made him help Optimus! He also said to his boyfriend, "Promise me that you will protect her, promise me", and then the boyfriend said blankly, "I promise!" What's your boyfriend's acting skills? ! The role of Li Bingbing was originally thought to be the shopkeeper of a bad company, but later found out that it was an emergency to find a handsome guy to borrow a motorcycle. Why did the elevator scene appear in Change 4? The Chinese elements and placement ads in the whole film are to tell the audience clearly, we know you think we are bad, but every time we can make money, and, to put it bluntly this time, we simply target the Chinese market directly. , it doesn't matter how bad the movie review is, hahahaha! ! They don't affect the story of the movie at all. And whether you like it or not, no matter how good the play is, it's not hard for you to admit that the movie is too long. And in such a long movie, a doll fell to and fro, was chased by this and bombarded by that, causing confusion and dragging its feet at the critical moment. This character was so boring, he didn't contribute or have any ability, and in the end he even put on makeup. No impact at all. Humans who like to look at their legs and breasts, as for suffering like this, Pornhub is fine.

I've had this reaction more than once while watching a movie - after a certain conversation, I'd throw my hands out, shrug my shoulders, and say "what?" to my friend next to me, and most of the time, I held my cheek with one hand, and felt extremely bored looking forward to the "next scene", because "this scene" was really uninteresting.

At the end, I told my friends unsurprisingly - accompanied by the applause of many people - "How can he fly again! Why did he go earlier!"

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Transformers: Age of Extinction quotes

  • [Optimus changes from a cab-over to a tanker]

    Shane Dyson: That was insane! It was awesome, but it was insane!

  • Joshua Joyce: I can't believe I'm putting my life in your hands.

    Cade Yeager: You want the alien gun? Take it!

    Joshua Joyce: No, I don't want the alien gun.