You should call Injustice instead of Mission Impossible

Reginald 2022-04-19 09:01:27

The story begins with three kryptonites, which are so powerful that they can lead to the destruction of the world. So Batman's father sent Green Lantern Ethan Hunter to retrieve these three things that could destroy the world, but because he was intercepted halfway, the mission failed.

When Batman's dad learned that his beard was cut off, he immediately started Plan B: asking Green Lantern to fly to Paris to deal with Black Widow's sister (the possibility that it may be her sister) "White Widow". When Black Panther's mommy learned that the mission failed and realized the seriousness of the problem, she sent her own hammer: "Superman" to team up with Green Lantern.

Oh sorry, wrong picture.

When panther mommy and batman daddy came to an agreement, green lantern boarded the plane with superman to play PUBG, oh sorry, went to the wrong set.

Unexpectedly, when they were about to skydive, they encountered a thunderstorm. Green Lantern thought: "We have to reconsider the plan" but Superman thought: "I've been to outer space, and I'm afraid of your little thunderstorm?" So Superman jumped down desperately. When Green Lantern thought about it, his teammates jumped and I was still stunned. So both of them played HALO dance in thunderstorm weather.

Unfortunately, the good times didn't last long. Somewhere in Paris someone shouted "Shazam", and Superman was hacked. In order to save Superman, Green Lantern did not hesitate to give him his own oxygen cylinder, so he almost lost it. But after Superman landed, he actually said, "Where's your oxygen tank?" Damn, I've never seen such a person who didn't want to.

After Superman and Green Lantern landed, they found the person they were looking for, but they didn't expect that the other party was also a ruthless player. Two-on-one won't prevail at all. If you beat Superman and Green Lantern, you are the boss of the Justice League. Having said that, this is Hengheng's third toilet fight. I think he can actually be called the king of toilet fights.

I didn't expect this guy to be able to fight so well and finally get a headshot with a gun. This is an obvious irony that Chinese martial arts are not as good as long guns and short guns, so I reported it.

Afterwards, Green Lantern and Superman went to trade with White Widow, but found that White Widow's request was to get another person to give Kryptonite to show her sincerity. White Widow took out a Kryptonite on the spot, to which Superman said: Oh shit, it's over.

The person the White Widow asked to rob, and everyone in the room had a bad idea about this person. What does Superman want to do, what does White Widow want to do, what does Green Lantern want to do. In response, the carjacking plan went awry. This led to two very long racing scenes in the back.

Superman is indeed a veteran of drag racing, and all kinds of cars come at his fingertips, whether it is a BMW or a little sheep or even a Batmobile. But Green Lantern was different, and it took half a day to start. As a result, he was recognized, and a bunch of paparazzi ran after him.

When Superman and Green Lantern worked hard and traveled back to the secret base, they found the Joker's daddy waiting for them. Then the three made a good show, using various black technologies (mainly changing faces) to force Superman to be the real "Mission Impossible". Superman was very upset about this, and he was furious about it. I thought he was going to take off his clothes and fly straight into the sky, but he didn't. Instead, he asked his subordinates to hold the Green Lantern and the others, and walked out on his own. (Brother, I beg you to run two steps).

Underground, Batman's daddy died to save Green Lantern, but this isn't the first time the head of the IMF has died, causing Green Lantern to go after Superman directly. Green Lantern went up the tower and entered the bridge in London, unfortunately twisted his foot while filming the jump off the building.

When Green Lantern finally caught up with Superman, the two of them played a drag elevator that was played in Bond 24. The fly in the ointment was that Green Lantern was discovered. When Green Lantern finally climbed to the top of the building, Superman had already left in a helicopter. I said, you are Superman, why don't you fly directly. ???

When the identity of Superman as the mastermind was revealed, Green Lantern himself led the remaining Justice League to snatch the three Kryptonites. In Kashmir, Green Lantern and Superman stage a "jerk off" battle. Green Lantern lets Superman experience the "helicopter skiing" that Batman has experienced by direct collision.

Of course, Superman is worthy of being Superman, and there is no such thing as "helicopter skiing", and Batman has left so much trauma. Here's why Superman is called "Man of Steel".

It's not a blessing to know that Sai Weng lost his horse. Although Superman was not killed, he was sprayed with oil on his face, causing Superman to become a "double-faced man" (the picturesque Hengheng changed his personality in an instant.??)

At the same time, the kryptonite bomb was about to explode, and at the last second, Green Lantern and the other members of the Justice League, who were separated by 108,000 miles, worked together to turn ? into a dud.

The film ends here, the kryptonite is kept safe, and Superman smashes first and then falls to his death. This is the end of the story of Injustice.

It's a pity that Jeremy Renner didn't show up this time, otherwise it would be the Avengers vs. the Justice League. (funny?)

View more about Mission: Impossible - Fallout reviews

Extended Reading

Mission: Impossible - Fallout quotes

  • Wolf Blitzer: Stand by. I'm told we're about to get some additional information. I've just been handed a document from Nils Delbruuk, a nuclear weapons specialist who claims to have built the weapons used in these attacks. I've been asked to read this manifesto in its entirety. "There has never been peace without first a great suffering. The greater the suffering, the greater the peace. As mankind is drawn to his self-destruction like a moth to the candle, the so-called defenders of peace - the church, the government, the law - work tirelessly to save humanity from itself. But, by averting disaster, they serve to delay a peace that can only come through an inevitable baptism of fire. The suffering I bring you is not the beginning of the end. It is the beginning of a greater mutual understanding through common suffering. It is the first step toward the ultimate brotherhood of man. The suffering I bring you is the bridge to ultimate peace."

  • Page from "The Destruction of the Current World Order" Manifesto written by John Lark and seen during Ethan Hunt's briefing.: "There has never been peace without first a great suffering, the greater the suffering, the greater the peace. As mankind is drawn to his self-destruction like a moth to the candle, the so-called defenders of peace - the church, the government, the law - work tirelessly to save humanity from itself. But, by averting disaster, they serve to delay a peace that can only come through an inevitable baptism of fire. The suffering I bring you is not the beginning of the end. It is the beginning of a greater mutual understanding through common suffering. It is the first step towards the ultimate brotherhood of man. The suffering I bring you is the bridge to ultimate peace. Today, mankind has been handed the opportunity to escape his destiny, an otherwise inevitable conclusion to a thousand years of intolerance and fear. I call all rationalists who can stand and join in the struggle against the radical theists, all of which fall beneath a common umbrella of ideology. If we were to continue any further we would reach mythology and Aesop's fables. When do we stop? Any belief in a spirituality with no other proof, other than the cravings to project one's self over the rational thinking of the others must be eradicated as it does not only halt progression and development of the human mind and reach, but also hinders it. Here I will emphasize clearly that the judgment upheld against us will be one of human hands, not of a god or other worldly being. Part of the absurd rational is what leads to the obscure justifications, the believers place upon their own disgraceful and belligerent behavior. No. The loss of human life cannot and will not be justified. For this is not the taking of human lives. They are merely puppets, hollow shells that were once human beings. Brainwashed by stories and tales of old, their weak minds have been overpowered by the pressure placed on them by other lifeless puppets. And so, the cycle continues."