The victory of the two middle-aged and bronze Xiaoqiang

Rey 2022-04-23 07:01:20

For a while, the self-indulgent depravity of a fallen boxer, for a moment for the contradiction and sensationalism between father and son, for a moment, it seems to become "I, Robot", and for a while it becomes a dog-blooded machine version of Rocky. The whole film is so flickering that say Gubai jumps in various bridges. Why is Wolverine so stubborn, what kind of grievance is between him and the cowboy, and why does he abandon his wife and children... Comrade director secretly mixed all kinds of hints, I thought it would be At the end, he gave an explanation, but it turned out that he didn't even have time to take back his second child, so he was so theend. It really makes me feel so bad for your swollen testicles~~

The little boy has an adult tone from beginning to end, and his conversation is more mature and sophisticated than his father who is in the world. Inexplicably, I picked up a second-hand robot soaked in muddy water. Inexplicably, this robot has experienced vicissitudes of life, but it still has no soreness in the waist and legs, and still looks like Jackie Chan can fight and jump. Then inexplicably into the World Boxing Championship, and inexplicably challenged Zeus. What is even more inexplicable is that the Zeus team is still willing to fall and stand up to fight. The most inexplicable thing is that the robot boxing champion, who was dressed in high-end decoration, was beaten into a junk by a pile of junk. Could it be that what Nima buried deep in the mud was not scrap copper and rotten iron, but a bronze, krypton and gold Astro Boy, which is indestructible to King Kong? With the blessing of 100,000 horsepower, it almost killed Zeus.

Wolverine, a crappy boxing coach, ruined the two disciples, Ambush and Evil Boy, one after another. Even the little piggies scolded him earnestly--he would just rant and scold him. However, when the magical bronze krypton gold Astro Boy arrived, Wolverine's small universe suddenly burst out for some reason, and opened up Astro Boy's eight meridians at the speed of Xiaoyaozi pouring down the virtual bamboo, and turned into a wind that twists the beard and smiles. A classy coach. If you ask him, why did he fail to teach the elder brother and the second younger brother? I'm sorry, I can only say that he was not open at that time, and he was unkind to others. It can be seen from this that the master must choose the apprentices. Bronze Xiaoqiang and Erpu middle-aged are the best combination to have a good meal and not be afraid of being late.

This dog-blooded version of Rocky plus an angry bull twisted into an artificial climax in various forms of onlookers. From the beginning of the little boy hissing to challenge Zeus, the whole film develops in the direction that you don't laugh, I tickle, you don't cry, I have eye drops, you don't orgasm, and I have too much fun. The vague hints and the seemingly invisible baggage ended up being perfunctory with just a lame punch. It breaks my heart to see two stupid cans coming and going (especially the stupid piston combo), no matter how much I love robots, even how much I can tolerate stupid , but I still have to overturn the popcorn cone, and give your second child a kick that can't be taken back, to pay homage to the time I wasted for your Y's lighting and cooking oil.




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