Greasy Solo protests invalid and expelled from Star Wars household registration

Thurman 2022-04-21 09:01:26

This "Ranger Solo: A Star Wars Story" has a cold reputation. It suffered a terrible box office hit for a few days after its release, so I lowered my expectations silently, but I still couldn't hold the film bad. Probably the producer himself knew that it was bad, and forced Ma Long to come in to take care of the box office. The heroine's role and acting skills were really embarrassing and redundant. As for the male protagonist, I haven't seen such a man who eats lotus root for a long time... The hairstyle is also hot. The screenwriter probably likes reversal very much, and all kinds of blunt reversal plots are dizzying and the interface boy is stunned.

Cry for the Star Wars fans, although the official introduction: In this "Ranger Solo", fans will follow the "Millennium Falcon" and the most beloved "villain" Han Solo in the galaxy to usher in a new galaxy. Adventure journey. After many adventures in the dark and dangerous criminal underworld, Han Solo meets his future powerful co-pilot Chewbacca, and the notorious gambler Lando Calrissian, and together they start a Star Wars saga The most unorthodox heroic journey of all time.

But he was actually slapped with a loud slap by reality. From the very beginning, the character design is a collapsed false light, and the superficial appearance of "villain" is actually pure truth, goodness and beauty! I don't know if it's because of the remake. I killed two supporting actors early to increase the scrapped plot. The key is that the script is really rumored for rumors. Hastily understood, shackled to the previous work and difficult to inherit the previous work, on this point the original "Rogue One" has enough freedom. Yes, while watching the movie, Mr. Kou always made up for Fubo's young face and put it on the male protagonist's face. Ranger Solo? Obviously greasy Solo! Greasy enough to make Donald Glover look handsome in furs and bright shirts all the way to a fresh and refined look.

I can accept the male protagonist's rat-like face, the monotonous gray picture, the tiger dogs painted by Roger Deakins, and even Star Wars is no longer a space opera-but, who can tell me why I have to be in a movie In the biography titled Solo, spend a lot of time watching a sudden first love? How about watching her squeeze out all the scenes I know and love so much? Jabba, Boba, the Prodigal Son and the Desert, aren't these the answer to the mystery we walk into the theater for?

The psychological activities during the entire viewing process are as follows:

Movie: Do you want to know Han Solo's previous story?

Kou Gongzi: Not very interested.

Movie: It's like this, a long time ago...

Kou Gongzi: I really don't care.

Movie: Do you want to know what happened after that?

Mr. Kou: I don't want to.

Movie: Later Han Solo meets...

Young Master Kou: It's so boring that I can't stand it anymore.

Movie: Then they team up and plan to go...

Kouko: SHUT UP!!!!!

After all, it is also a special screening of the 20th Cannes show. To tell the truth, if there is time to line up this film, it is better to find out those masterpieces that have been missed by a kind of attention. The special effects have been upgraded, and there are more characters, but they are not good-looking, and they are really not as good as "Rogue One". "Star Wars" is a feeling, but it doesn't mean that you can just pull out a character and make up the history and count on the audience to buy it, especially the male protagonist, who doesn't have Han Solo's temperament at all, and looks very wretched.

Hollywood sci-fi movies have now reached the stage of crazily squeezing IP. This outdated sci-fi movie can still be presented on the screen in 2018, which can only show that everyone can do anything to make money.

Regarding this "Ranger Solo: A Star Wars Story", the biggest feeling after watching it is that an emergency meeting was held for the old Star Wars movie.

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Solo: A Star Wars Story quotes

  • Han Solo: Beckett, we're .8 from the bridge! Val's still on the track!

    Beckett: Val, you gotta get off that bridge! We're here!

    Val: They've got me pinned! I'm gonna have to finish the job from right here.

    Beckett: What?

    Val: It's been a ride, babe. And I wouldn't trade it for anything.

  • Beckett: Sorry I punched your face.

    Han Solo: Happens more often than you think.