Here are those funny quotes from Whatever Works which I enjoyed:
Boris:
"oh, If only I brought that stork"
"oh, if only I purchase that house couple of years ago"
"oh, if only I had made a move on that woman"
like my mon said,"If my grandmother have a wheels, she'll be a trolley car,my mother didn't have wheels, she had varicose veins.
Boris:
'In America they have summer camps for everything. Rich kids , basketball camp, magic camp, tennis camp, movie director camp - they should have a concentration camp. Two weeks mandatory for all kids growing up so that they could finally understand what the human race is capable of.'
Melodie:
"Oh wait , I always carry some Viagra with me."
James:
"It's ok, I eat a lot of red meat"
Child's mom:
"did you throw a chessboard at him?"
Boris:
"i didn't throw it at him, i picked up the board and dumped pieces on his head."
Melodie's Dad:
"you're who?"
Boris:
"I'm her husband, you want to pass out here or go to the living room?"
Melodie's Dad:
"you said your mother was with someone?what does he like? "
Boris:
"he got four arms & two nose....."
I could only remember these after one take
please add your favorite line after this one~~~
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