How much do the founding elders of the Lighthouse Country like to abuse people? (with spoilers)

Carmel 2022-04-19 09:01:22

Grandpa Kai's grandfather learned of a very important treasure from the mouth of a founding elder of a lighthouse country by chance, and then Kai's family kept wasting their time searching for the treasure from generation to generation. Several generations have passed, and even the shadow of the treasure has not been seen. The disheartened Dad Kai even thinks that the treasure is a trick of the founding elders to tease the settlers of Niuniu, and it is nothing at all!

Years later, Brother Kai took in a hacker brother, and also took the line of the Stark family patriarch Bin Boss. A group of people went to the North Pole to search for treasures, and finally found the legendary ghost ship in the ice and snow. It doesn't matter how the ghost ship went to the North Pole. Anyway, in the movie, it is a matter of course that there is no GPS, so it was frozen to death in the North Pole because there was no GPS in ancient times. What I have to admire is that the group really found an important clue on the ghost ship, a long-established smoking pipe with riddles on it. Kai brother quickly used his psychic to solve the riddle, and quickly guessed that the real answer was behind the declaration of the founding of the lighthouse country! ! !

At this time, the two sides began to fight. Brother Kai said that the declaration of the founding of the country is a treasure of the country that cannot be moved; the patriarch said that it's up to you, I came from the Winter Kingdom, and the national fortune of the lighthouse country is doing my shit? So there was a disagreement, and the two sides fought fiercely on the ghost ship. In the end, the patriarch snatched the pipe, and Kai Ge lit the cabin full of explosives, and then the two sides parted ways.

Brother Kai and the younger brother probably have any door. Anyway, the two brothers who were on foot actually returned to the lighthouse country faster than the patriarch who escaped by snowmobile, and informed the government in time. Sure enough, he is a good citizen of the Lighthouse Country! It's a pity that the story is too magical, especially when I heard that there is still a big treasure, and it was directly regarded as a lunatic by a mentally retarded civil servant, and no one believed it at all. Civil servants, especially police officers, unless the protagonist in the movie is a police officer, they are all mentally retarded, remember!

On this day, they came to the Central Archives (the one in the Lighthouse Country), and the curator turned out to be a beautiful woman who looked like Princess Helen who slaughtered the city with a Trojan horse. However, Brother Kai is a person who takes big things first, so he put aside his sister's affairs in advance, and the business is important, so he made it clear. The big beauty was originally a vase, and due to the mental retardation of civil servants, she opened her hand to see off the guests after two visits, and Brother Kai had another closed door.

Helpless, Kai Ge decided to start by himself. I won't go into the details, anyway, the two brothers have great powers, and they really stole the founding declaration, and then outside the archives, they happened to meet a beautiful woman who found Kai brother's whereabouts suspicious. The big beauty is finally no longer mentally retarded, but it must be like this. If the movie is not arranged like this, how can the big beauty get on the thief ship of Brother Kai? Coincidentally, the patriarch's group also killed in time. After all, without the protagonist's halo, the patriarch was still a step behind in stealing books. So Brother Kai threw the Xibei goods he bought in an archive for 35 dollars to the big beauty. The patriarch robbed the big beauty again for no reason, and then the two brothers chased after them. At night, the big beauty was finally rescued.

Then the two brothers + the big beauty, the three came to Dad Kai's house and started looking for the password on the declaration. Not to mention, Brother Kai and the big beauty blow together against the ancient book, and the ancient book even revealed the password. Dad Kai took time to look at it, flipped through the ancient book, and trembled with fright. Son, you are on a treasure hunt, so is it necessary to play so big? This is the treasure of our country, if there are three long and two short, we can still mix in the lighthouse country? However, Brother Kai knew that no matter how mentally retarded the police were, they should also know about their book stealing, so he immediately asked his father, "Father, what about our family's treasure, Master Kite's article?"

Master Kite is also the founding father of the lighthouse country. He has long since died. He is a god who has nothing to do when he has enough to eat and can fly a kite in heavy rain, but he can't die even after being struck by lightning. Brother Kai explained that the password in the ancient book must refer to Master Kite’s article. Dad Kai hesitated for a long time, and finally let go, saying that it was donated to the museum in the abandoned city. So, the three of them rushed to the abandoned city again in the night, and saw the article left by Kite Lord, and got another reminder - the ancient bell tower of the founding of the country when the lighthouse country signed the founding declaration. These founding veterans are really idle. Niuniu has raised the butcher's knife, and can still play so many strange things like Qimen Dunjia.

From the reflection of the clock tower, Kai Ge dug out an antique with a red and green frame from a brick, and then used glasses to read the ancient book, and found another hint - the treasure is in the financial street of Apple City. At this moment, the patriarch, who was reluctant to give up, killed again. In order to prevent the patriarch from getting two treasures at the same time, the three of them divided their troops; Kai took the ancient book and antique glasses, and the younger brother and the beautiful girl held the ancient book. , everyone escaped separately. At this time, the police were abnormally less mentally retarded, the patriarch and his group were also blessed, and the three protagonists were possessed by bad spirits; so Kai was arrested and the beautiful girl was almost hit by a car. Although she was fine in the end, she handed over the ancient book. patriarch.

The big beauty is probably playing high, and she went to find the patriarch with her younger brother, and let him come forward to threaten the police. This beauty is still a thief, hehe, ask the two sides to exchange. The most important thing for the police is the ancient book of Zhenguo. What would you say if there are three long and two shorts that endanger the national luck of the lighthouse country? It happened to be in the hands of the patriarch at this time, so let's change it. Then, as usual, the patriarch's men kidnapped Brother Kai, because the police returned to normal, so all the prompts, including the previous pipe, were reunited. The patriarch guessed that Brother Kai had gained his experience. This time, he also tied Dad Kai, and then held Brother Kai's family to help him hunt for treasures.

In the underground of an ancient church, everyone found the entrance to the treasure. These founding elders were really busy and dug a big hole. How could they not be found when they built the subway? The author can only think that New York probably does not have a subway, or it may be a parallel time and space, and this New York does not play the subway. Then after a lot of hard work walking down the dilapidated stairs for a long time, and then almost fell to death, finally came to a basement. At this time, the two father and son played a trick, deliberately saying that the treasure was taken away, of course the patriarch refused to obey, do you think I am a policeman? So Dad Kai said casually and gave a hint, saying that a certain broken lamp was a double reminder, referring to a certain church in a certain place, and then the patriarch also played a mental retardation, so he threw the protagonist group in the Basement, run to the legendary place.

As soon as the patriarch left, the two father and son immediately opened the secret door and entered the real secret room. My God, there are even the relics of the pharaohs, gold and silver, astronomical treasures, and ancient books of countless ancient civilizations. After the cool down, they returned to reality. The four climbed to the ground from an exit that they did not know where, and then called for the mentally retarded sheriff. Big brother, return this ancient book to you, and there are still a pile of gold and silver mountains below, in exchange for the four of us not to go to jail? The sheriff shook his head, this is such a big deal, no one is in jail, and the audience won't pay the bill? Okay, so Kai said that the patriarch is okay? No matter whether it is a movie or a TV series, the patriarch is dead. In this movie, he is only in prison, which is worthy of his old man. So the sheriff made a favor and arrested the patriarch outside the church. Kai didn’t have to go to jail and returned with a beautiful woman. The younger brother got a bounty from the government to buy a Ferrari, and the police also explained it. Everyone was happy and the play ended.

After writing so much, it can basically be seen that the plot of the movie is close to mental retardation, and a little scrutiny in many places can reveal unreasonable places. But think about it carefully, the movies that used to be very rambunctious, such as the Raiders of the Lost Ark series, the best partner series of Hong Kong films, such as the contemporaneous Pirates of the Caribbean, are not all such compact but often nonsense plots, gorgeous and dazzling speeding cars. +Fighting, with a very similar formula, has become a box office champion time and time again, and even an important classic in the history of cinema.

This kind of movie, from beginning to end, is a "cool" word, like a time-travel novel where the protagonist is invincible. Remember not to use your brain! It's a movie that gives your brain a break, and many of the plots just don't work at all. This film is suitable for eating popcorn or peanuts, while watching the protagonist fight with the mentally retarded policeman and the mentally retarded demon king, or watching how the protagonist performs guessing skills, watching the very eye-catching Princess Helen, watching the founding father of the lighthouse country. brain hole. If it's an inspiring or life-thinking movie, that doesn't work, go to Kubrick or Nolan.

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National Treasure quotes

  • Riley Poole: [sings] Where are you?

    Ben Gates: [walking out] Stop talking. Start the van.

    Riley Poole: [starts the van, looks up, and sees Abigail following Ben] Ben, the, uh, mean D- Declaration lady's behind you.

  • Riley Poole: [through clenched teeth] Stop chatting and get in the van.