The following is the storyline:
In a certain year in the earth, a handsome pot appeared... That is the handsome pot Constantine (Keanu Reeves), but this handsome pot has a bad Problems, love to smoke, and got lung cancer at a young age... It
happens that heaven is extremely short of handsome pots filled with old women without shoes or some boys who can only work in convenience stores...
?BR > And hell, not to mention... some little monsters with long crooked melons and jujubes, so hell implemented a handsome pot selection system... Catch handsome pots from the ground to improve the population, and once identified, they are not handsome pots All of them were thrown into the oil pan...
Having said that, just when heaven and hell were in desperate need of a handsome pot to improve the quality of the population, I found this world-shattering, terrifyingly handsome pot...
double convenience There was a fierce competition.... trying to win him over... the
first shot was the one from heaven... they sent an angel to be undercover next to Constantine... originally wanted to quickly He dragged him to heaven, but this angelic girl stayed in the sky for a long time. As soon as she saw this handsome pot, she lost her seven souls and six souls. All day long, she was only interested in flirting with Constantine.. and playing SM games. ...and deliberately set some harsh conditions to make it difficult for Xiaokang to say that he is born to go to hell. If he wants to come to heaven, he must first make some contributions, such as sacrificing himself, etc.
In fact, it is to delay Xiaokang... Because in heaven There are so many female angels and they are tired of the days without handsome pots. If Xiaokang goes to heaven, everyone will definitely grab it, then it will be her turn that year... So she wants to keep this happy Double P life...
At the same time, the demons in hell are not idle. They continue to send some monsters and monsters to contact Xiaokang to increase mutual understanding and promote feelings. Who knows that they do not understand the way of communication in the human world. It was slaughtered.
In the end, the demons in hell saw that the situation was not good... Why are our little devils killed every time we go, and the angels of heaven are getting closer and closer to the handsome pot... In case handsome The pot was snatched away, so we didn't lose a lot!
So, the leaders of hell got together and came up with an idea, that is, "The Son of Hell's Handsome Pot Snatch Plan
" initially chose two beauties from the world, TWINS, Killed one of them and then let the other go to Xiaokang. Sure enough, Xiaokang fell in love with this beauty...
Then the little boss from hell was dispatched and occupied this beauty's body...
Xiaokang's strength was disparate. I used a summoning technique...
The first person to be summoned was the angel of contact from heaven. Who would have known that this girl had been jealous of this beauty for a long time. As soon as she appeared on the stage, she stepped on Xiaokang, said some nonsense, and then I just wanted to avenge my personal revenge and kill the beauty...
Xiaokang looked anxious...so he used the cheats to summon blood as a medium to stop time...and summoned the big boss Sandan of hell...(This reflects the How much the hell has paid attention to this action... The boss himself came on stage)
As soon as San Dan appeared on the stage, he pretended to talk about it, and then Ji Tuo】It seems like a slump in poverty? If he saves the beauty, Xiaokang will follow him Hell..
Xiaokang had no choice but to agree..( I feel that the old man in hell likes to use this hand. I remember Hades (scientific name of Sandan) in Saint Seiya...Because I like to play the piano, I put that one. The hand's wife was caught in hell, and the violin player was coerced over)
San Dan saw that his goal was achieved, and it was not easy to kick the little boss back to hell, and he also burned the angel's wings. .
Just as Sandan, who had completed the plan, happily prepared to drag the handsome pot back to hell, the people of heaven are not allowed, they think that we have invested so much here that it can make it so easy for you,
so heaven said something like this People who sacrifice their spirits should belong to our jurisdiction, you can go to hell! So I dragged Xiaokang to heaven...
Sandan looked at the cooked duck and was about to fly, anxious...but after all, he It's just a fallen angel who came out of heaven. Although he has established his own door, he is still not the opponent of those old guys in heaven.
So, San Dan thought, TMD, what I can't get, you are also crooked. I want to get it!!! Let's take two flashes!! Then we rushed up and gave Xiaokang life and even cured Xiaokang's lung cancer!!
In the end, Xiaokang, who survived the hardship, was finally with the beautiful girl again...for the sake of Cherish this beautiful life, Xiaokang is also determined to quit smoking and eat bubble gum...
From then on, the beauty and the handsome pot live happily together... until the birth of a child...
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