Daughter-in-law flying, son jerking off, virtual e family, electric fun

Eliezer 2022-04-22 07:01:04

This movie fulfilled a very primitive dream of mine: when I was playing Super Mario on Nintendo's red and white consoles, I wished I could one day wear sexy overalls, bare chest hair, and shuttle across endless bricks Between blocks, ravines, clouds and water pipes, pick mushrooms, eat gold coins, spin and jump playfully, and trample to death each and everyone of the villains.

However, my dreams are usually only able to reach the second level. With the sound of my father’s footsteps downstairs, I had to turn off the phone to close the line, and then sat upright on the bench with the residual warmth of the game console, pretending to read it seriously. A thick "Children's Encyclopedia". My father stifled my potential to enter the third level of Super Mario in the cradle, and he never imagined that he would not only destroy a great cause that condenses the feelings of father and son, but also lose a well-behaved and capable person. daughter-in-law.

I don't want to gossip about why the movie didn't mention Sam Flynn's mother, but I can't help but have this classic scene in my mind: On a stormy night, Sam's mother looked at him for the last time. To the already cold fried eggs and pork chops on the table, he finally changed his polka-dot housewife dress, dragged out his huge suitcase, and put on a cool and lonely black trench coat, leaving it to the pair to hold tightly. The back of the father and son who fought hard with the gamepad left sadly, and then never appeared again.

Fortunately, in the electronic world, one only needs to see the relief on Old Flynn's face to know that such a tragedy will never happen again. The heroine not only has a hot body and dark circles under her eyes, but is also very good at racing (and airplanes) games. At the beginning of the film, it was she who drove a super cool speeding car to the little Flynn who was caught in the arena. hero". In the climax of the film, facing the pursuit of the leader of the [Creation] world, Crewe, the e family presented a wonderful cooperation battle for the audience. The father-in-law will guide you on the spot." Using the experience and skills accumulated over the years in "Little Bee" and "Saloman Snake", I believe that Crewe's group will not accept it.

Of course, even in the electronic world, the sentence "my dad is Flynn" is equivalent to "my dad is Li Gang", and little Flynn still can't go well. When he was playing "Little Bee" in full swing, the game handle stuck just right, causing the father and son to break into a cold sweat, and once again giving the future daughter-in-law a perfect opportunity to express herself, only to see her turn the tide, Manipulating the plane dexterously across the interstellar space, and finally obtained the effect of near miss.

Safety games are no trivial matter, and the omission of a branch line will directly affect the finale of the entire game. Our little Flynn lost the chance to reunite with his father in the real world just because he didn't know that the last big boss still had a small mechanism in his hands. An all-nighter in the game room made his eyes slightly darken, but luckily his daughter-in-law from e-world was already waiting for him outside the door—putting aside the annoying household registration issue for the time being, he promised to take her to see it first. The rising sun in the real world.
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ps: Regarding the fluorescent stripes on the costumes, Fan Xiaoxuan's 1999 album " I want us to be together" is there a model? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ?
pps: The best 3D effect of the whole movie is in the subtitles! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! !

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TRON: Legacy quotes

  • Sam Flynn: I've come to meet Zuse.

    Castor: [smiling] You just did.

  • Sam Flynn: [after Quorra runs off] What's she doing?

    Kevin Flynn: Taking herself out of the equation.