0530 Mission: Impossible _ The second attack (can it be any closer? %>_<%)

Toney 2022-04-21 09:01:19

This is the first time I've rated a movie with 3 stars. The evaluation criteria in my mind are like this, vulgar movies but not according to common sense, get 4 stars, vulgar movies and vulgar plots but have something to watch, okay, 3 stars. (This is a bit like an ordinary product, but with excellent and creative operations, the product can be well-reviewed, and if an ordinary product operates normally, the product is not far from its death period.) Well, the second part of Mission Impossible Unfortunately it belongs to the latter.

First, can I ask a question? Are human skin masks expensive to make in reality? This movie is rotten with this point, and it is still used in some places where the mask is not needed. You must know that the layer of skin is torn off in front of you, Nima is very scary and there is nothing, it is really enough! ! ! I really don't know if the human skin mask in the movie is genuine?

Secondly, can you be more beautiful, female pig's feet? Seeing those clips of the male god Tom Cruise and the female pig's feet acting in love scenes, I really want to make mosaics on the female lead's face. Just like, in the AV film of the island country, the AV heroine is obviously a beautiful flower, but she is arched by the AV male protagonist who can no longer be obscene. However, the AV of others is specially made to satisfy male compatriots, so that the majority of male compatriots have the idea of ​​​​why he can be a wretched male protagonist and why can't I be. Don't tell me, the film also made the majority of female protagonists have similar thoughts. . .

Then, can the plot be more bloody? Man, the way you climb the cliff is too exaggerated! You guys just met like this for a few times, and it's too much of a joke, isn't it? Does the heroine have to jump off a cliff to commit suicide? The most annoying thing is that in order to complete the task, you have to send your female ticket to the arms of other men. I ask the director, you have no humanity in your mind! ? !

Finally, let's talk about the benefits of this movie. In addition to the cool picture, I summed up a necessary condition for doing great things from the film: the top of my ability + the multi-faceted supplement of the team + the cutting-edge tool assistance + the right time and place.

Well, not much to say, I hope the next movie can save some face for Mission Impossible. . . Completion of ranting.

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Mission: Impossible II quotes

  • Dr. Nekhorvich: [from a video recording presented by Swanbeck with Ethan watching] Every search for a hero must begin with something that every hero requires: A villain.

  • Mission Commander Swanbeck: [seeing and hearing his briefing through sunglasses and it's earpieces] Good morning, Mr. Hunt. Your mission, should you choose to accept it, involves the recovery of a stolen item designated "Chimera." You may select any two team members, but it is essential that the third member of your team be Nyah Nordoff-Hall. She is a civilian, and a highly capable professional thief. You have forty-eight hours to recruit Miss Hall and meet me in Seville to receive your assignment. As always, should any member of your team be caught or killed, the Secretary will disavow all knowledge of your actions. And Mr. Hunt, the next time you go on holiday, please be good enough to let us know where you're going. This message will self-destruct in five seconds.

    Ethan Hunt: [5 seconds before he throws the sunglasses in front of him] I let you know where I'm going, I won't be on holiday.