Primary school students' composition is average, full of jokes, the best comedy of the year

Alana 2022-04-20 09:01:14

I didn't watch the theatrical version, I watched this version directly and tell me my feelings - the movie is similar to the composition of elementary school students, and all kinds of old bridges

Except for Wonder Woman's bullets, the opening scene is a bit interesting. The other parts are the same as the running account. The plot is garbage, the rhythm is garbage, and the special effects can be saved.

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Just in order to save the cutting and editing fee, I got a 4:3 ratio. If a normal director values ​​his own work, I am afraid that he will not fight against 99% of the audience on the 16:9 screen in the world. Use full frame for the audience to see more, but the result is less black borders on the left and right? Can't do the simplest user experience? Filming for self-esteem? Don't you know that the normal human vision ratio is normally 124 degrees, and the wider and wider the screen is to conform to the human vision ratio.

Various bridges in the film are against common sense, and the director's knowledge is broadened

Billionaire Bruce rode a horse to climb the mountain road to find Aquaman? Even the special effects of being a transporter have to be saved? Horses are plain animals, do you lead a horse on the mountain road? Are you bringing your own hay? Or does your horse run without food? Or to get into the belly of a horse when a blizzard hits?

Billionaire Bruce?

How can a horse go down this terrain?

Where did the 2 billion cost go? In order to save some money, even Nima can play tricks to save the Neptune in the backwater. What do you want the audience to watch? See tattoos? Watching the embarrassing performance of the group?

Bandit Action Are you shooting sketches? The kidnapper was caught, the heroine asked who are you?

The good guy came straight to the sentence

"We are a group of terrorists" didn't make me laugh. What about the writer's composition with the elementary school students here?

Without a hood, dressed in a formal suit, and came out to hold students hostage, what is the motive? Self-exploding bomb attack?

Shouldn't the self-destruction attack be a sneak attack with a hidden bomb? Are you so blatantly afraid that the heroine won't come fast enough?

A high-tech laboratory cleaner was attacked by aliens, and the ceiling was blown up. With such a big movement, he didn't press the alarm at the first time. Instead, slowly pull the curtain? ? ?

Uncle, is it a big deal to watch the fun?

Best Comedy Transition Design of the Year

The woman sees Batman, without any lens to explain

A sentence "You know, I spent millions to install the building security system, but you entered in 1 minute"

I just stole the chicken again. Where are you doing your summer homework here? I can't finish writing, and I secretly tore a few sheets, but no one found it?

Even if you save money, at least do it at the Master Waterfall Base. What's your idea of ​​getting an electrical room in an office building? ? ?

Don't say Zach was delayed by Warner, good is good, bad is bad. 2 billion to shoot this?

It was said that the filming was good, just because there was a theatrical version to lower expectations?

Can it be compared to the Avengers? Regardless of the plot, special effects, rhythm, music, color correction, and editing, it is not without reason that the box office of Avengers is better.

Do you even want to shoot a coffee latte? This kind of extra footage has to be filled in, do you think the audience has never seen lahua?

It's all useless literary footage, and it's also poor quality

I've watched enough TikTok ads, but I didn't expect to watch this movie when watching a superhero movie

It's already 2021, and the way the Flash shows off his abilities is to film a car accident to save people? Can you be a little imaginative? ? ? ? ?

The rotten scenes that have been used for decades are still in use, and there is no idea of ​​what movie to make?

Under the popular science, if the speed of a woman is regarded as static, unless the speed of the Flash is close to the speed of light, but if the lightning moves an object in this state, the object of normal speed will be directly shattered by a huge impulse. Even TV dramas and black-robed pickets are more rigorous than this.

Car accident rescue is extremely vulgar

Shoes can be broken, but women's hair can't be broken? ?

The origin of the steel frame is another car accident. Another car accident. Another car accident. Can you replace it with something else?

Super power is to change bank deposits? ? ? Life imprisonment do not know? Also a superhero? Right or wrong?

No wonder the blockchain is so popular, it turns out to be to prevent you from changing data

What are the expressions of the actors? ?

Can you spend more money on styling, don't laugh at people?

Watching Teletubbies?

Hahahahaha, what's wrong with you, sir?

Well, the Joker's performance at the end is pretty good. Completely blow people.

But this mouthpiece? Copy Nolan? That's a smiling face, you got an ogre out? ? ? Can you figure out the location of the clown first?

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Extended Reading

Zack Snyder's Justice League quotes

  • Barry Allen: I know we're all thinking the same thing right now. Who's gonna say it? I'm not gonna say it.

  • Barry Allen: Wonder Woman... What do you think, man? You think she'd ever go for a younger guy?

    Cyborg: She's 5,000 years old, Barry. Every guy's a younger guy.