nice boy don't play rock n' roll

Claude 2022-04-21 09:01:24

There's less and less popcorn in theaters, and heroes like this are getting older.
The violent blue veins still can't hide the wrinkles. The moment the governor appeared, the superhero couldn't help but feel sad.

I was joking with my classmates civet cat about the recent escape, and
civet cat-sang replied to me:
Well, before he left, he called you and said that he buried a box under the 27th telephone pole from Nantou on Fucheng Road, with a code book in it. , used to decipher a digital password hidden in the seam of the first bridge pier on the east side of Fufule Bridge. It is his account number and password in the Swiss bank. I ask you to help him take it out and take it abroad.

Well, this is probably all that ordinary people like me can imagine to be in line with spies, intelligence, and secrets.
Otherwise, we have no choice but to fight robots against the Predators, or go back to the age of cold weapons, and if we really can't, we can go to fight against dinosaurs after level three preparations.

Fight club said that there is no war in our era, and the most thrilling thing is only done in consciousness.
Well, I would say that The Expendables is such a movie.

A girl's princess dream is probably like this: castle, beautiful dress, knight, prince, rose, magic.
A boy's knighthood dream goes something like this: castles, fire-breathing dinosaurs, knights, swords, monsters, magic.
Hold on, I think it's like Cooper, Princess Peach, and Super Mario.

So I'm not surprised that Mr. Stallone, sunglasses, tattoos, leather pants, motorcycle,
if he can come out with a Japanese sword like a Blade fighter, it will be even more handsome.
To the female pig's feet: Don't be afraid, I'm here.
Meow, anyway, old-fashioned, playing with nostalgia, seeing Stallone's face is indeed enough to laugh.

Contra plus Resident Evil environment setting.
The chief's daughter.
Also, what can be highlighted is that the action is gorgeous.
After all, the best players in the world are in it.

There's no such thing as a pretty skin.
There are real fighting skills.

I watched with relish while holding the popcorn, always suspicious that a certain scene could be ATK to press the key combination.
It is estimated that the combination of the toughest guy most people will see in their lifetime is nothing but this.

All right.
About hero dreams, nothing more than this.
Riding a motorcycle that pulls the wind, holding a semi-automatic rifle, must wear sunglasses, and look expressionless.
Then find a reason that you don't know why, and then you must destroy the enemy and move forward bravely.
As for beauties, who cares.
If you can bring a group of brothers, it will be very harmonious.

Well, what made me happiest was the background music, and it really was the most refreshing rock music~
But when Qing Xiaobing was the most energetic, the symphony was the most aggressive~
It's really bad fun.

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Extended Reading

The Expendables quotes

  • General Garza: We will kill this American disease!

  • [in Extended Director's Cut]

    James Munroe: Unlike people like her father, you, the Agency, you see life through a freaking keyhole because you let emotions cloud your judgment! Emotions are the cancer of the intellect!