At the beginning, saving the hostages, the robbers are like idiots, especially the leader, the old black, who took a knife in front of the DV and made a look like "I'm not afraid of death". Later, the word he shouted the most was "money". "You must know that thieves have their own way, and you're going to cut the hands of the hostages, how can you learn from the Iraqi KB elements? At this time, a bag fell from the sky, the gangster was SB, panicked, the black boss danced with a knife and danced like a big god to suppress everyone's emotions, and then Shi Ge said: Get the money for Laozi, get out, waste less of our arms, no Thinking that the old black is ignorant, he said: The money is too little, you send beggars! I want 5 million! Lundgren thought to himself that you thought you bought a lottery ticket and didn't want to pay taxes. Without a word, the old black was cut into two pieces with a single shot. The bandits exploded their nests, and the bullets rushed to the second floor like wasps. Shi Ge hurriedly and others The three and a half mercenaries threw smoke bombs while trying to figure out whether they wanted to reduce the reward for this thorn. Several people turned off the lights and put on blindfolds and swept the bottom. Anyway, they killed the gangster and made a contribution The hostage was said to have been killed by the bandits, and he could earn an appearance fee no matter what. Brother Long happily used a gun to cut one person in half again. Several soldiers tried to land like the Flying Tigers. I want to make a cameo appearance in the European and American version of Li Xiangyang, but I don't know which one has a good eye and turns on the switch. Now it's the mercenaries who are tangled: Which brainless scene personnel installed a headlight on the roof? The second head of the robber held the sacrificial head's knife and shouted: I will kill if you don't give me money! I do not care! Brother Shi and Jason started the "death squad's famous property battle". The second black guy saw that no one was bothering him, and shouted to give me the money. At this time, there was a "Om~~Om~~~", Shi Ge is depressed: Which bastard put his phone on the table? The second black man is completely mad: I'll take my lunch if I give it the money, I'm starving to death. To save time, Brother Shi and Brother Jie didn't find a phone booth to go in and put on their underwear. They directly transformed into western cowboys and Xiao Li Feidao to cleanly solve the extras. But Brother Long didn't know which nerve was wrong. He didn't take the hostages away. Brother Shi saw that it was wrong. The salary was not negotiated and started to make trouble. He asked someone to teach him a lesson. It happened that Jet Li muttered: This is not good. Come on, isn't Xiao Lizi shouting that he is short of money? Go, beat him, add 1 million to you, Li Lianjie was so happy that he went up to the 2nd floor silently and waved his fists. After 5 seconds, he put a knife on his neck for Brother Long. Stallone took a look. It's not good, I have to pay for the medicine if I'm injured. Now the hospital is more stingy than me, so I just took out a gun to calm the storm.
At the end of the mission, Jason rode an iron horse to find a mare to release his hormones. He was about to solve the problem on the spot. He killed a male upright walking animal just like himself. Jason was stunned: the horse carried me and got a good child ? Do you want to have a threesome after watching too many island movies? Here Ma Zi began to explain a lot of blablabla, Jason didn't hear a word, he just felt that the sky turned green, the street lights turned green, the stars were flashing green, and there were three green-skinned cubs around his head. Flying around, what's the nonsense? Let's go. Here, Brother Shi is enjoying Mickey Rourke's tattoo in the bar, and at the same time he is still discussing the dialectical unity of life and war. He said that at the juncture of high and full of energy, Jason came back with a green halo, Mickey is indeed a visitor, Together with Brother Shi, tease the Jason Turtles and change the embarrassing situation. After the atmosphere eased, Shi Ge cut to the chase: What else is there to do that is exciting and earning money? Mickey gave them a ticket to hell.
It's enough for 5 people to go to the island to fight the boss. Let's go to the task first. Bruce Willis played the role of Mr. Church. Shige's music: Are you a tough guy? Grab a stone on an alien planet, detonate a nuclear bomb on an asteroid, the script is with me, it’s not good, let’s shave your head and become a foreign monk. Wei Ge ignored him. At this time, Arnold Schwarzenegger appeared. Shi Ge was a little scared of him. After all, Rambo couldn't beat the Terminator. They can let you go from the first drop of blood to the last drop of blood. You can change at most. Battery. But this fear is only a matter of 2 seconds. There are only 8 words in Shi Ge's head: I have the script in my hands, what happened to the Predator? What happened to Mars? Be honest with me in your suit. However, the Terminator is worthy of being a Terminator, and it is experienced - let me wear a suit, right? Don't give me a motorcycle to get a spray? Well, all go to the island to be cannon fodder, what Rambo Huang Feihong Frankstein, all are equal in front of bullets. So Arnold greatly recommended Shi Ge in front of Wei Ge, saying "they just like this tune", which made Wei Ge a question mark in his head: Are you taking too much drugs?
Too much money, this dungeon doesn't look like 5 people go down at all, bring someone in to see it first, if it's a big deal, tell your teammates to form a group of 25 people. The two of them took a broken plane to easily enter the island, and Shi Ge found something wrong on the street. It seemed that there was a hidden boss behind the boss, and it was quite dragging. In a typical Spanish-style dilapidated hotel, the heroine appeared: a beautiful woman with a very hot body, and two men with a combined age of 100 were excited: the next thing must be routine, unspoken rules she, do not explain! The beauty didn't talk much, she went out and chatted with the two of them, and Shi Ge was very nervous. She was the daughter of a general. Not only that, but there were also several Americans who were using this drug. There are hundreds of people under it, for the country The rise of the beauty hopes that the death squad can help her. How does this help? Some people are buried in the poppy field as fertilizer, Shi Ge implements Mao Runzhi's policy, if he can't beat him, he will run away. The beauty was disappointed when she saw that the two were lustful and courageous. When the miscellaneous soldiers came on stage, the beauty thought she could handle them, but found that these people and birds didn't care about herself, and she was going to take herself away. Brother Shi broke out: I finally fooled people over, do you want to take them away? Three, five and two once again let the extras take their lunch. However, the beauty has already seen through the two of them, so she simply stayed on the island. It happened that the second wave of miscellaneous soldiers also came, and at the same time there was the boss, a group of people stared at the gray machine and fought hard. Annoyed: NND is a good thing for you bastards to ruin Lao Tzu. If you don't do it, you will go to the island to give the soldiers an oh year so hot. Suddenly, there is a roar of men on the dock.
After returning home, Jason visited Ma Zi. Anyway, he was a little emotional. When he saw Ma Zi's face was blue, he immediately knew that it was Kai Zi's performance art. He rode an iron horse to the basketball court to settle accounts. A big man, honorably took away the woman. The show just ended, and the beautiful girl Shi Ge was looking for was caught, and Mickey also instilled in him in the tavern, "Brothers are like siblings, women are like clothes, if the arms and legs are not good, it's a big deal to replace the prosthetics, and if the clothes are rotten, you are willing to make a patch. Shige thinks about the mop thoughts like this. I’m 62 this year. As the saying goes, a sword can’t be beaten before it’s too old. I’m excited, so I immediately started to gather my brothers to enter the island to grab money, fans, and beauties. .
Xiao Lizi felt unhappy when he was beaten by Brother Long last time, and began to nag in Shi Ge’s ear to ask for more money. The reason is very simple: they have a genetic mutation, and I can easily be killed when I am small. Fees for milk powder, rent, mental damage, school selection fees for children... Brother Shi felt that this guy was more taxed than the tax bureau, and he kept choking while considering whether to reduce his salary as well. The third wave of miscellaneous soldiers appeared, and the leader was actually Brother Long. The reason was that Brother Shi felt that this guy was disorganized and undisciplined and would not let him appear. Brother Long believed in "a paycheck comes from the barrel of a gun", and went all the way to a small broken repair shop. Inside, when Xiao Lizi saw the opportunity to add money, he continued to rush up with Wang Baquan. When he was about to use it, he killed the deadly scissor legs and thought that the other party was a vegetarian, so Xiao Lizi was sluggish with two random moves. When I wanted to play two more tricks, Brother Shi found that the film was wasted a lot, and the nameless became popular: I didn't know how to save the cost of shooting, so I shot it down.
It was a coincidence that the group went to the island on a broken plane. The general and the villain fell out because of their daughter, and they made a lot of money by selling No. 4. They simply gave them a sum of money to get out of the way. The villain was not happy: I Carrying forward the spirit of internationalism, you ran thousands of miles to grow poppies on a broken island, and even took your brother and you to make a fortune together. At this time, I'm going to get out. I didn't have to wear underwear that was poor before. How can I look at me like the God of Wealth? Don't go, just earn TMD banknotes here.
A few mercenaries professionally began to plant bombs in the general's mansion. Shi Ge professionally went to save the beauty. The beauty got hold of it and ran wildly, but was intercepted by the fourth wave of miscellaneous soldiers halfway through. Shi Ge felt like Mario. There are waves of enemies, but there are no big mushrooms and flowers. The head of the miscellaneous soldiers is a big guy. The winner of the game who escaped from "Death Row Battle Royale" will be squashed like a soda can. At this time, changing the script will also It's too late, but fortunately, the brothers are loyal enough. Jason and Xiao Lizi didn't disappoint the soldiers, and they got their lunch while it was still warm. Here, Brother Shi and the big guy, you punched me and kicked me. Like male orangutans in heat, there was still a gunfight outside. The fifth wave of soldiers had a full meal and shot very powerfully. Terry Cruise felt that there were too many bentos. Focusing on fire mechanics, Brother Long directly destroyed the miscellaneous soldiers. The big man looked wrong, the black version of the Terminator appeared, and Sayazi fled for his life.
The general here became timid and decided to cross the river and demolish the bridge. He stood on the top floor of the general's mansion and made a generous speech to the guards (the sixth wave of miscellaneous soldiers): "Brothers, it's not that I want to be this general, but the US imperialists forced me to do so. Ah, if it's not right, everyone can only drink Sheng Yuan every day to live a life, now we have decided to let the evil elements of the US emperor be fertilizers! When the villain saw it, he scolded in his heart: NMBD, he still wants to pull our fat fields, fat your sister. It collapsed directly, and took away the silver and beauties by the way. The miscellaneous soldiers were pulled over to stand just after eating. When they saw that the general was dead, they didn't hear anything in the process of digesting the food, and they heard "American Emperor" The words "Fat Tian" just happened to hit Brother Shi's group like headless flies, and the miscellaneous soldiers were happy: I'll beat you! The firepower is so fierce, Shi Ge swears that these extras have nothing but a box of bentos when they come out of the set. Jason suddenly reacted: You took the remote control to detonate the bomb. Shi Ge's face is paralyzed, Jason is crazy: At this time, he still thinks about his lower body! At this time, the villain pulled the figure of the beautiful woman running happily and showed Jason: You have run away with someone. Shi Ge thinks the beret has turned green: blow you up! Press the button, and the General's Mansion turns into rotten tofu. A group of old men began to happily send the soldiers to get their lunch boxes. Shige was looking for beautiful women and a big man. At the same time, there was that old white-faced man who didn't exist. The big man's goal was too big. Called Randy Kudrow: Turn over that big meatball and give you a 20% bonus. Xiao Lanzi's chakra value immediately changed from a number to a lying 8, and there were multiple crosses in front of it. Look again, yo, there is still a helicopter, call Tai brother: add 2 million to you, and throw a cannonball into the sky. Brother Tai also suddenly raised his vindictive energy and threw up the bomb with all his might. Brother Shi took out his pistol very vulgarly and blew up the handkerchief.
To solve the miscellaneous soldiers and handicrafts, Brother Shi confidently went to save the beauty. When the villain saw it, someone who was not afraid of death came. He shot him down, and lay on the ground. Brother Shi felt that something was wrong. I died and played a hair? I touched my pocket and shouted Amen. Fortunately, I brought the script and revised it while the night was dark... The villain here is still secretly happy. Seeing that Brother Shi stood up again, he shivered, thinking that Rambo was possessed, and began to talk nonsense. Shi Ge took the opportunity to revise the content again, and then the very powerful 6 shots broke the villain and grabbed the beauty back.
The night passed.
Brother Shi is going to be ashes, and he will never be ashes again. The beauty is very reluctant to give up. After boarding the plane, Jason saw Lao Shi's ruddy face, smiled very YD, and stretched his fist over: Shijiro? Lao Shi also stretched out his fist: Yi Ye Jiu Lang. Back at the bar, everyone started to celebrate how wonderful it was for Yinsheng. Xiao Lizi was very excited: the salary was too much, and Brother Long gave in, and Brother Shi was also very excited: the team was good again, and Jason said, "No matter how good it is to play with a knife, you can't avoid wearing a cuckold. "While thinking about a very familiar thing, he suddenly remembered a conversation from last night -
Jie: This time I made a big profit.
History: Nonsense.
Jay: What about the pay?
History: Ah ... this ... give beauty to cross the payment of nutrition fee milk powder fee rental fee spirit loss fee child choosing fee ...
The fire starts, just seeing guys in the hands, thinking that the redish friends are Behind him, it is estimated that he is about to slip away, and when he turns back, it is a flying knife: your sister's!
It was written indiscriminately, it was too long, and the level of English was too sloppy, so I probably only understood so much. The specific content still depends on the great people of the subtitle group in Asuka, Renren, and the Holy City to solve it.
Note: I hate to call Stallone Brother Zeng, it's not a level, and it's too disrespectful.
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