forget it

Demario 2022-04-21 09:01:25

[Micro Film Review] "Jumanji: Battle in the Jungle" (2018):

1. The "Sequel is boring" series has added a new member. The story is thin and special effects are perfunctory, the foreplay is long and has no climax, and a bucket of popcorn can't handle it.

2. The taste of rock splicing is becoming more and more embarrassing, and the setting of contrasting physical appearance and personality has become a routine in the bad street, and a good skin is blinded.

3. There is nothing new in the game stalk, and the final battle is scribbled and panicked. This 18-year-old drama has a stale smell.

4, 4 points, it's easy to forget.

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Jumanji: Welcome to the Jungle quotes

  • Moose Finbar: So sick of this game. Just stay out of my way Spencer!

    Dr. Smolder Bravestone: What are you mad at me for?

    Moose Finbar: Why am I mad? Are you seriously asking me that? You got me kicked off the team and you got me stuck in whatever this is. And you wonder why we're not friends no more.

    Dr. Smolder Bravestone: Oh, this is why we're not friends anymore? Because you didn't want to get stuck in Jumanji? i don't think so. We're not friends because I'm not cool enough to hang out with you, so you pretend not to even know me anymore. Until you needed me to do your homework because you couldn't do it yourself. No wonder you don't know anything about Westward Expansion.

    Moose Finbar: Okay, you see that? You know what? I'm not stupid, Spencer! i asked you to do me one simple favour. I said do my homework so I won't get kicked off the team, and you went and messed that up. Now I can't do the one thing i'm good at and it's all your fault. i should kick the shit out of you right now.

    Dr. Smolder Bravestone: Like to see you try.

  • Nigel: Dr. Bravestone. Famed archaeologist and international explorer. Known across the seven continents for your courageous exploits.

    Dr. Smolder Bravestone: Is there a seat belt?