forget it

Demario 2022-04-21 09:01:25

[Micro Film Review] "Jumanji: Battle in the Jungle" (2018):

1. The "Sequel is boring" series has added a new member. The story is thin and special effects are perfunctory, the foreplay is long and has no climax, and a bucket of popcorn can't handle it.

2. The taste of rock splicing is becoming more and more embarrassing, and the setting of contrasting physical appearance and personality has become a routine in the bad street, and a good skin is blinded.

3. There is nothing new in the game stalk, and the final battle is scribbled and panicked. This 18-year-old drama has a stale smell.

4, 4 points, it's easy to forget.

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Extended Reading
  • Stan 2022-04-24 07:01:03

    I'm a little disappointed, Blake's performance is very stealthy, the black guy reminds me of the long-winded male protagonist in various blockbuster comedies, Johnson's true character is in addition to the lines and the corresponding jokes of the original protagonist. However, compared with 1996, the smile is obviously lacking in artistic conception, and the version is too focused and attractive, and some parts do not know whether there is a shadow of fear in the hearts of the children watching the movie.

  • Elmore 2022-04-24 07:01:03

    The script has no choice but to watch the remakes year after year, the narrative of the idiot, deliberately scratching you and squeaking, or the old jokes that can only barely smile. The key is that there is no one with a low overall appearance!

Jumanji: Welcome to the Jungle quotes

  • Professor Shelly Oberon: Oh my God, this is so cool! Martha, come look at my penis!

    Ruby Roundhouse: No, thanks!

  • Ruby RoundhouseDr. Smolder BravestoneMoose FinbarProfessor Shelly OberonAlex: [as Bravestone places the Jaguar's Eye onto the statue] JUMANJI!