American version of Guo Degang's passionate performance

Donnell 2021-12-16 08:01:08

I do not know if you've seen "HICH"

not seen even if

seen whether inside HICI remember that fat is the most difficult customer's financial adviser

can not remember even if

I remember, then it also looked like it was neither remember him

do not remember Don’t forget to remember to watch the

first half of this issue of the theme film "Department Police ". I have been working hard to render the unsatisfactory life of a middle-aged low-glycemic patient. The fourteenth test of the state police has not been cheated for a green card. after leaving his wife and dumped her repeatedly to be laughed at department stores are still working out of himself in front of crush crash was also the last hop dance cramp children thrown out of the window

watching him to see your partner in front of a computer site When "you don’t have any friends who match up", a simple sentence made this middle-aged fat man who has been reluctantly optimistic and upbeat choppy in tears.

Fortunately, having the same fat daughter to accompany the same fat mother. At this moment, the plot progresses slowly. People can’t bear to move the progress bar anymore, even if there is no way that the policeman is going to appear so far, even if the movie is more than half of the time, but the loser that we often see in reality still sees us in tears and laughs. Sadly, the

security department came again with a face-to-face guy who looked like an otaku squatting at home, but from the moment he came out, I felt something was wrong. It turned out that I was right,

but it was because of him and our fat talents. I slapped handsome once. "When there is a dispute, you have to tilt your left hip to make others think you have a gun." "Actually," "You and I know we don't have any." Okay, I admit that the first level of security is to deceive yourself and others

. his life is not so happy in fact also worked hAPPY not go there no stopping casually open car beat the old man can not buy a bra lady was selling pens despise suppressed in front of their favorite people

finally destiny God couldn’t pass it. He patted the fat man’s shoulder vigorously, "Hey, I said you will have a chance."

Sure enough, when the plot was nearly one-half of the time, it finally became a bit of a war police posture. The gluten boy we mentioned before turned into the head of the robber gang, and all his hands are a group of "parkour" lovers skateboarding. good flexibility strong climbing ability to simply jumping around upstairs, downstairs bar is Tarzan vine Zhuer

but we wanted just such Zuifan fat can handle it or we'll be really heavily armed thugs Basically, the fat man only has the opportunity to block the bullet with his stomach.

"Good Bart, let's think about what we can do. We are trained." The fat man kept encouraging himself in the corner "Well, what we can do is nothing!" Calm down after the fat man telephoned the moment ready to escape the crush of the department store's car reminded him that he has not come out

the power of love is in incredible place of incredible achievements of our heroes fat man turned to the righteous cause of Ling Ran was after he saw the car back

then is lacking is similar innovative fight scenes play house you can not expect to have fresh violence and how wonderful you want to know our fat is an ordinary person

, but I do not know why the fat of the action every time can make old-fashioned The fighting section becomes so funny that it is difficult to tell whether the screenwriter is incompetent and has no good ideas. So it depends on the starring play treasure or the tribute to the classic sections. I am afraid that the effect of the final look is obvious. Some of

the funniest ones are fat and When a long-haired guy on a skateboard was tangled up, the long-haired guy ran out and the bullet didn't reach him, and then he drew out the switchblade fiercely. As a result, what did our fat guy take?

A blue giraffe was still fluffy. . .

Driving his black guard-only small sports car (the one that is standing and driving) and the long-haired boy in a copycat version of the car chase. During the car chase show, he beat the long-haired boy with a giraffe several times without missing a hand, and the switchblade is useless at all. He slapped the fat man with a giraffe and hit his face with the neck of the giraffe. The whole scene was so funny

And the following episode of outsmarting a tropical coffee shop is also very interesting. In countless movies, our common protagonist sings and knocks down the enemy in the dark. Here it becomes a spoof side dish. The point is to explain how he is capturing the gangster alive. At the same time busy in taking the time to find a set that he can wear a police uniform pants whole row from the first until the last No. One quick cut laughable

not only outside and inside police commandos also very funny first, detectives do not believe too fat Huo But he was very dedicated, but the head of the later special forces was really annoying and constantly mocking our detective classmates who made our fat boss the old guard. The old guard was depressed and secretly wrote a lot of small notes to the detective." Hurry up, let him talk about you, you will use these to scold him" "You have been busy with this just now?!" "Yeah" The police detective has a full face and understands why he has a fat

man. What can they do? Because they are from a high school, but the fat guy blew up the entire cafe and some of the front door captains as soon as they fell

. no meaning can only be said to be somewhat less than before the end of the course a little bit reversed

the entire film is in a not very exciting but very fun atmosphere in the end, but a number of very interesting little detail

fat man wanted to give the heroine Sending greeting cards (because no one sends them on Black Friday for the girl’s birthday), I tried to break through the greeting card point and entered the door with my own. The result was a dog-eat-poop at the north gate or a 360-degree turn. . .

The results of people did not give up fight the bad guys at the same time with a second successful breakthrough car

is still some in the security room he fainted because of low blood sugar when needed, he collapsed on the floor and the audience all saw when he was just coming crushed The lollipop was called a dirty, fat man was extremely depressed, picked up the candy and blew it twice and closed his eyes and chewed it. Although it sounds short, the expression when he blows it is almost a laugh.

There are many similar small highlights. I leave it to my classmates to dig out. Although the film is not a big hit, it really cured my dying heart of work on a rare and leisurely summer night.

By the way, the actor is not an ordinary fat man, and he is a professional American cross talk actor (well, talkshow). A more substituting statement is that you can imagine the American version of Guo Degang. . .

Happy watching

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