There are very few movies that make me want to go to the cinema very much. First, I have no money, and movie tickets are expensive. Second, ~~~ Second, I still have no money~~
So the movies that I go to see in the cinema must be visually stunning.
2012 is such a movie. Of course, the Mayan prophecy contributed.
Just write it, don't care about the order confusion. 1. The sony
company paid a lot of money to advertise, because all the brainy characters in the film use sony laptops.
2. Microsoft spent a lot of money on advertising, because a G8 character in the film and another brainy character use msn video chat~~
3. Bentley spent a lot of money on advertising, and by the way, they turned on their speech recognition engine function. It's very funny: when several main characters were fleeing, the male pig's feet led a group of people to wait in the Bentley, busy starting the engine, and then exclaimed "the engine can't start!", the owner of the Bentley, A fat Russian rich man calmly said: "Everyone be quiet!" Then he said to a small screen in non-standard English: "Start the engine", and the car started! ---- This is the rare laughing point of the whole film.
4. Lincoln spent a lot of money on advertising, and the handsome car that appeared on the scene was a long-length Lincoln, and then the male pig's feet drove the car to dodge and move on the collapsed land inch by inch~~. . . . . In addition, the person who has a Lincoln at home is not necessarily a rich man, it is most likely the driver of a rich man!
5. Porsche probably didn't spend any money to advertise, because the first car to be knocked into the abyss in the earthquake was Porsche!
6. Ferrari didn't spend any money to advertise, F430 lost instantly in the pk with Bentley.
7. If there is no accident, this movie will also drive the tourism craze in Tibet, but Tibet should not have specially spent money on advertising! It occupies the advantage of high altitude and becomes the final place for the final human escape in the whole film. The waters of the Indian Ocean even overflowed the entire Potala Palace, and in the earthquake, Mount Everest was no longer the highest peak, and Mount Kilimanjaro in Africa became the highest peak in the world. The map has to be redrawn. (If I heard correctly it should be this mountain)
8. "Made in China" is estimated to have penetrated into the hearts of people around the world. The "spaceship" used in the great escape of mankind (actually a large ship, not a spaceship, the English used in the play is spaceship, I don't know what the Chinese translation is) is made in China! ! ! ! ! All Chinese workers are used! And in two years, three enormous spaceships were built! Its model is bigger than the Titanic, and its technological content is not lost to Shen Qi~
9. Americans hate Russians as always. The Russian rich man in the play is portrayed as stupid, greedy, and selfish, and finally died; a very pp blonde hair The blue-eyed Russian beauty also "unnecessarily died"----I mean that it was not necessary for the plot, and was arranged by the director to die innocently; a very handsome Russian pilot, it is estimated that the director felt that it was too troublesome to arrange his play, after going through a scene. After the dangerous air show and leaving the hope of life to the Americans, it was also heroically lost. . .
10. Slapped the British hard. One is how the "non-positive characters" in the play (that is, the ones who are more selfish, but not too bad) look like the British Prime Minister! Second, during the Great Escape of Humanity, the Queen of England wore a very solemn and accurate purple dress, a top hat, and two dogs when she appeared on the stage! ! My husband said at the time, "It's very image! That old woman is like this!"
11. This film tells us that we have to learn to fly a plane when we have nothing to do, and we can use it at critical times! If you really don't know how, you must find a way to know one or two people who can fly, and it can save your life at a critical moment.
12. The president of the United States is portrayed as being very righteous and great. He stayed in the United States and did not go to Tibet, and he was also the first president to tell the people the news of the catastrophe. From this point of view, the director still has a good impression of Obama. And American politicians are selfish and shameless. The German female chancellor is also portrayed very well. The other G8 characters are foils, and the Chinese representative does not even have a close-up.
13. Screenwriters and directors should not be religious. All religious holy sites in the play were not spared in the face of the catastrophe. The statue of Jesus in Corcovado Mountain in Rio de Janeiro first broke his arms and then collapsed. The Vatican's main church collapsed while the entire population was praying. The collapse of the Washington Monument also crushed a group of people. Compared with Christians, the director is more rude to Muslims. The Christians portrayed in the play are relatively elegant and calm, while the Muslims gather together to cry and howl. However, the screenwriter seems to be more polite to Tibetan Buddhism. When the flood was flowing over Tibet, the old lama sounded the bell for blessing very calmly. Cool is very good for death.
14. The flash made by the madman in the play will become a popular download. According to this madman, the demise of the dinosaurs was also caused by a reversal of the earth's magnetic poles 640,000 years ago.
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Well, the mouth is over, let's talk about this movie. The background is what the Mayan prophecy said: on December 21, 2012, the earth's magnetic poles will be reversed, a global catastrophe, and the demise of mankind.
This movie made me cry a lot. Among them, I was moved two or three times by family affection, love, human affection, etc. The rest were mainly scared to cry, just like watching Titanic 11 years ago, I was also scared to cry (other girls are all moved by love)~~ ~
The computer effects are so realistic!
In a major earthquake, the American continent quickly shattered and disintegrated and sank into the deep sea. In another continent, the "orogeny" was completed in an instant, and the vicissitudes of life were in the blink of an eye; the earthquake caused a volcanic eruption, a huge fireball fell from the sky, and the shock wave caused by the explosion was similar to the atomic bomb. The power is a bit of a fight, and wherever it passes, there is a sea of fire, and no one survives; the tsunami is simply a version of the earth's "water over the golden mountains". The aircraft carrier was pushed to the coast by the big waves and overturned! ! The waters of the Indian Ocean flooded the entire South Asian continent, the Himalayas were soaked in water, and Mount Everest looked like a small hill. . . .
When I think of the global catastrophe, the vast majority of people will die, and they will die tragically, and sadness comes from it. But not all people will die, what else would the director do? ! Politicians around the world actually knew this disaster was coming, so they were selfish and shameless and plotted to build a giant ultra-high-tech spaceship in China's Tibet, and then went into hiding on the day of the catastrophe. In order to raise funds, they also sold tickets to the rich. them. The equipment that was originally fleeing was also covered by them like a super five-star luxury hotel. After December 21, after the earth returned to calm, these ships gathered on the water to open the windows and open the deck, and human beings welcomed the sunshine of the new generation. The
highlights of the film are as follows:
1. The male pig's feet drove the black extended Lincoln in the express delivery. A way of life flashed across the street. There's no way, the male pig's feet are very talented, and he can't die no matter what, this is a box office guarantee. Highlights here: Male pig's feet encountered a car blocking the road during the march, so he honked the horn, and the camera zoomed in: two old ladies in the car were talking, one said to the other: "Don't worry about it, we must keep 60 kilometers. , don't speed." Another nodded frequently, the camera zoomed out, and the car hit a bump on the ground. . . . This design won the favor of the little old man: look at it, stupid speed limit! Who says driving fast can kill people! Drive too slow and you'll die! ~~~囧~~~
2. Boy's trotter's rival flew a small plane to Yellowstone Park to ask the madman for a map. The runway cracked in the direction of the plane, and at the last moment, the plane lifted off the ground.
The above two bridges are common in Chinese martial arts films, but the special effects are better.
3. After Boy's Foot got the map, the volcano erupted in Yellowstone Park. Boy's Foot drove the madman's broken RV all the way down from the mountain, and fireballs fell all around. But it just can't hit our male pig's feet! With the blessing of the director, the male pig's feet are not afraid of anything~~~~ By the way, why does this scene of fireballs seem familiar~~~ Does anyone have an impression?
The male pig's feet can hardly catch up with the plane driven by the rival. Here I burst into tears, because the little girl and the female pig's feet in the play burst into tears, although I clearly know that the male pig's feet will not die at this time. This is the fault of me. I cry more than anyone else. I also cry when I don't have anything to do with me. I also drag my husband so hard that my fingernails dig deep into his arm.
4. The pig's feet of men and women got on the plane of the rich Russian. This time, the luck was so good, but it was not enough power to take off. As the ground collapsed, it fell down, and then the whole stretching process was accompanied by the collapse of high-rise buildings "symbolizing human civilization". Those reinforced concrete were scattered in the air like flour.
5. Naturally, the last spaceship is launched. Like the Titanic, all the main bodies with water as the background will be hit. The Titanic hits the iceberg, the spaceship hits the plane, or the plane hits it~~~ Unlucky The only thing is that the door is not closed and the engine cannot be started, so I have to go with the flow, preferring to go to Mount Everest without dying. . . Alas, where there are pig's feet is always the ultimate bad luck and the ultimate luck.
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