Ph.D./Professor high-level personal heroism Love Humanity
Stage 1:
Ph.D. or Prof. A: Huh? Problems with the data? impossible!
Call friends in the field: Hello, my instrument found that the XXX data is too high, I wonder if there is a problem with my instrument? The current data is X.
Ph.D. or Prof. B: Is it? This data is very abnormal! I look at my side. Ah! It's high here too!
Doctor or Professor A: What should I do? Is there going to be a problem?
Doctor or Professor B: Hurry up and call C to make sure!
Stage 2:
Doctors or professors A, B, C (in a gentle tone): Director, we have detected that the XXX data is too high, and there may be a major incident.
Director: How tall is it? What will happen?
Doctor or Professor ABC: Now the data is X, it may happen
Director XXXXX: Impossible! Go back and make sure.
Doctoral Professor ABC: This... We have all confirmed it. We also asked about the monitoring data of X, X, X, X, and X provinces, and the results are generally the same.
Director: When did this happen?
ABC: About three years or so.
Director: That's still early! What's the hurry now?
ABC: But, that's the destruction of the earth. I'm afraid it won't be too late if you don't prepare early...
Director: Okay, I still have something to do, you go back first.
The third stage:
Hot posts like this began to appear in major forums:
"According to the predictions of mysterious people, the earth will be destroyed in 2012"
"Absolutely reliable! In 2012, the death of mankind is approaching!"
"If the earth is destroyed in 2012, what would you most like to do? what is it?"
"If you had three years left to live, how would you survive it?"
"Let the destruction come more violently!"
"Let's talk about the destruction of the earth, what will it look like?"
"Absolutely true! There is a huge crack in my door. (Pictured)”
“Wow! I almost burned me to death in the hot spring yesterday! Could it be that the core of the earth is heating up?”
“There was a magnitude 3.9 earthquake in XX city last night, which is suspected to be caused by a slight displacement of the earth’s crust”
“The end is really coming Is it? I'm so excited!!" (This post has built the highest building in the forum, and the content has reached unprecedented consistency! Netizens are all Ctrl c and then Ctrlv)
Stage 4:
There is an unknown place on Mount Tai. In the cave, there lived an old Taoist priest, a female, who was hundreds of years old.
Several Taoist boys: Master, why are you calling your apprentices today?
Taoist priest: Mount Tai will be turned to ashes soon, if you want to escape, go quickly! If you want to stay in this cave, from today onwards, follow me to inediate, and cut off all greed in the world.
Girl Daotong: Master, my apprentice is willing to follow you to inediate.
Boy Daotong: Master, there will be a period in the future!
Master: Let's go. Will be indefinite later.
The fifth stage:
Farmer A (Shandong dialect): This year is really good, it is almost the twelfth lunar month, and there is no need to build a stove.
Farmer B (Hunan dialect): This year is really good, I have harvested three crops of rice!
Citizen A waiting for the subway: Damn it! The exhaust fan is broken, so don't fix it! It's so hot, old man!
In the office of the Department of Geography of a university, a group of teachers are discussing an academic paper: "Analysis of Major Earth Activities in 2012" signed
Dr. A, B, C or Professor A (bed) sighed: Alas, the earth is probably about to be destroyed.
A's husband (half-dream and half-awake): Unfounded worries. Go to sleep.
Doctor or Professor B (bed): Wife, come back to your hometown with me in a few days.
B's wife: Isn't it more than a month before the winter vacation, why are you going back now?
B: I want to see my parents again. I'm afraid I won't be able to see you later.
B's wife: Are you sick?
Doctor or Professor C (bed): Honey, let's go crazy again!
The other half of C: OK, this time you will be 0.
The sixth stage:
the high tide time in Qingdao waters is advanced to noon.
The seawater temperature in the Dalian sea area has risen to 30 degrees.
Haikou, Xiamen, Shanghai, Guangzhou and other cities sank overnight,
Inner Mongolia, Tianjin, Beijing, and Hebei were covered by sandstorms overnight
. Shopping congestion occurred in supermarkets in various places, and then there was a looting.
The president issued an emergency presidential order: three days later, the entire land of China and other countries in the world will be submerged.
The roofs of the major high-rise buildings were crowded with people. The strange thing was that all the people who were originally on the ground could be transferred to the roofs... The
old man shook his head and sighed: Life and death are up to you,
peasants pouted: Impossible! I don't believe that our village can be flooded? Listen to his fart!
Stage 7:
Dr. or Prof. ABC and his family are huddled on top of Mount Everest, wrapped in blankets. There are the director and his eldest wife and four Xiaomi.
An earthquake of magnitude 9 occurred across the country, subsidence occurred in the north of latitude 40 degrees north, and uplift occurred in the south. The Chinese capital was then split in two.
All the tall buildings collapsed;
Mount Tai moved in translation;
after another three days, the barking of cocks and dogs could be heard again.
subtitle.
A young child's voice: "Neighboring countries meet each other, the voices of chickens and dogs hear each other, and the people do not communicate with each other until old age and death."
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