When I saw the title of this movie, I was still in shock. Expeditions, to me, are like fighting a holy war.
Such as the Crusades, such as The Return of the Lord of the Rings, such as the Hobbit The Battle of the Five Armies, only such a huge battle scene is worthy of the word expedition.
But Spider-Man's so-called heroic expedition is, to put it bluntly, the little spider's European youth love adventure.
Back to the Spider-Man story.
First of all, we pay tribute to our iron man with feelings. But when it comes to Iron Man, I have to say that Stark Industries is really rich in rebels.
Iron Man 1 is the vice president of the major shareholder; Iron Man 2 is the former chief scientist (son); Ultron of Avengers 2 is still a computer system with its own anti-bone; Iron Man 3 is trying to get venture capital but was let go of civilian scientists. As for the heroic expedition, we simply packed and pulled a group of rebels. There is at least one big problem in the recruitment and management of this company.
Now let's talk about what the expedition is about.
Let's talk about the one-eyed director of S.H.I.E.L.D., in order to tap the potential of Spider-Man, he began to squeeze our little spiders, and all kinds of instilling heroic responsibilities and missions to brainwash the little spiders.
Later, this one-eyed old black also introduced a new partner to our little spider, Gay Bei from Brokeback Mountain (who claims to be from a parallel universe, but is actually a liar, once worked at Stark Industries, and was later arrested by Iron Man fired), together to complete the so-called mission of saving the world.
Then, our little spider set off on a trip to Europe.
Gay Bei is a scheming guy. He knows that our little spider has inherited Tie Nan's glasses, but he racked his brains to deceive Tie Nan's glasses.
So, our scheming Gay Bei used high technology, drones and holographic projections to make magic disaster films, and also made up a four-element monster to create "surprises" for Spider-Man's journey.
Then Gay Bei started playing the game of acting as a superhero. While fighting monsters and gaining popularity, he established the image of a tough hero in Spider-Man's mind. At the same time, he acted as a warm-hearted uncle, chatting with Spider-Man, and helping teenagers become adolescence. Psychological counseling.
Our Spider-Man also fell into the trap of Gay Bey. I feel that this guy is a righteous group, and he is the heir to the glasses that Iron Man is looking for.
The little spider turned his head and thought, I just want to be a good neighbor and a good student, and by the way make an appointment with a favorite girl to solve the troubles of a single dog (after all, the little spider's fat brothers have made an appointment, we can't be left behind ).
Since Gay Beibei is so bullshit, and his performance is so righteous and full of responsibility, then I will give him the glasses, yes, I believe he is the next Iron Man.
After giving away the glasses, the little spider was finally liberated, and hurriedly went to ask the girl he had a crush on. The two came out for a walk, and the little spider was still thinking about the little hand of MJ, but MJ pulled out a big guy, which made the little spider almost dizzy.
Then, the little spider knew the truth, Gay Bei was a liar, and he was designing him from beginning to end for the purpose of pulling the wind glasses of the iron man.
This time, the little spider is panicking. Since the big mistake has been made, it must take the responsibility. With the help of Chubby Happy, the little spider decides to launch a counterattack.
And then, Spider-Man had a drone fight with our gay bey. The little spider's suit was upgraded, and with the help of Parker's quirky induction, he successfully defeated Gay Bei and regained the wind glasses.
Of course, after this battle, the little spider's intelligence, sensing ability, endurance, agility, etc. have all been greatly improved. The most important thing is that the little spider has also solved the problem of being a single dog, successfully made an appointment with a crush, and played with friends. A game of kisses and hugs.
The whole movie plot is almost over. The so-called heroic expedition is more like the little spider's European youth love fantasy romantic journey. What
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