funny story in Narnia

Bernita 2022-04-20 09:01:12

Every time I see a mentally handicapped film, I can't help but want to curse the writer.
"Narnia," watched the trailer at home, and was tricked by the trailer to list it as one of the most anticipated films of the year.
If I have the opportunity to see the original book, I think it should be very good. From the general structure of the whole film, we can still see the wonderful charm of British magic. But it is a pity that it was changed into a mess by the producers, and the original author was going to die of anger when he saw it.

I was planning to go to the cinema because I thought it was an epic blockbuster. Yesterday, I bought a pirated copy for 5 yuan on my way to get off work. I never refuse a pirated DVD. Obviously, pirated copies are cheaper in Beijing than in Tianjin. And I went home and saw that there were two in a butterfly, and a "Lord of the Rings 3" was presented as a gift. Buy one, get one free, ha, just as I was overjoyed, bad things followed.
First of all, I can't make Chinese subtitles with Baofengyingyin, but the handsome guy can use Hero. I had no choice but to call up the English subtitles and watch it. What's more hateful is that the English subtitles are extremely funny! It is estimated that the pirated version has passed the subtitles of another film. No way, even though English is not very good, I can only watch it hard. Fortunately, it is not broadcast. Anyway, there are pictures. With my rich experience in watching movies, I can guess without sound.
What's the most frustrating thing about watching a game? Power outage or bad signal. Of course, I won't be so unlucky, but I was skipped at the most critical moment, and it was automatically edited. Before I could react, the righteous side had launched a general attack. I still haven't figured out how the lion came back to life, I'm depressed...

Maybe many people will be anxious for the character when watching a movie when they are mentally handicapped. Sister Yang is just like this, so anxious that she can't go up and kick him. I have a bad temper, and I usually pay attention to restraining myself, so I won’t go up and kick people. At most, I will curse the screenwriter: This kind of scenario can also be designed, what do you think? When the people sitting below are the same as you! ! !
To sum up: "Narnia" makes me very uncomfortable, whether it's because of the quality of the butterfly film or my English level. I hope the rich filmmakers also have a bit of taste (I said I won't scold people, I gritted my teeth not to mention that "Wuji" and Chen XX), if this continues, the fans will riot!

The posters I found are all fake, this one is okay, the little girl is good, Good girl!

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The Chronicles of Narnia: The Lion, the Witch and the Wardrobe quotes

  • Jadis The White Witch: You have a traitor in your midst, Aslan.

    Aslan: His offense was not against you.

    Jadis The White Witch: Have you forgotten the laws upon which Narnia has been built?

    Aslan: [almost a roar] Do not cite the Deep Magic to me, Witch. I was there when it was written.

    Jadis The White Witch: Then you'll remember well that every traitor belongs to me. His blood is my property

    Peter Pevensie: [pulls out his sword] Try and take him then.

    Jadis The White Witch: Do you really think that mere force will deny me my right little king? Aslan knows that in this, I had blood as the law demands. All of Narnia will be overturned and perish in fire and water. That boy will die on the stone table... as is tradition. You dare not to refuse me.

    Aslan: Enough. I shall talk with you alone.

  • Aslan: She has renounced her claim on the Son of Adam's blood.

    [Everybody cheers]

    Jadis The White Witch: How do I know your promise will be kept?

    [Aslan roars]