If this Family lived on Wisteria Street

Andy 2022-11-03 16:17:47

Although this family's ethical relationship is even stronger than that of Yang Zhenning's family, the three views are super-positive, watertight and seamless. It is definitely an American family morality teaching film.
But this extreme is very abnormal, so there will be no Iraq war.

So this is simply an illusion. Once Pandora's box is opened, the family will live in the Wisteria Street of the Desperate Housewives.
To rearrange the family with the three views of Wisteria Street, the truth should be this: the

Latin stepmother is far from satisfied with the 60-year-old Laojie, and has an affair with the dull-eyed silly Fei, so every time silly Fei sees Latin stepmothers have weak legs, and it takes too much energy to satisfy two women at the same time. Of course, Sha Fei is just one of the cool harems of Latin stepmothers. She can handle all men who have heard her speak English with a strong accent
; The daughter's boyfriend who had a mother-daughter 3P dream got involved, and Claire's lover also includes fireman A, stunned boy B who delivered pizza, plumber C in the earthquake episode, old security D at his son's school, and so on;
How could Diamond Wang Laojie be a fuel-efficient lamp, but there is no woman beside him, because he is gay too! This can explain why Mitchell is the pain of his life, and it can also explain why his old soul was easily hooked away by Fat Manny's father, and he also fired the worker's lover who was afraid of leaking secrets to Manny; Red-
haired Mitchell and His fat card, the two of them have a big secret, they are both natural born killers, this is why all the people who go to his house have no return, the Asian family who got married in his house, the hot wanderer Han, Fatka fuck... that's why TV never filmed their bedroom;
Sao Beaver picked it up, nothing like this family; she hasn't been single since she was nine, she's a sex addict , exudes a slutty smell all the time, and lures her prey to the bait, so Fat Manny keeps persuading her to go back to the shore and be her original self;
Fat Manny is a mafia and part-time drug dealer, so he only drinks coffee, dresses well, and is mature in thought. His contact person is Mitchell's boss - yes, the uncle of the single drug mother;
The glasses girl, Alex, is Lara. She is the most intelligent person in the family. She knows the secrets of her grandfather and some clues of the family's secrets, but she knows how to protect herself. Introverted, addicted to workbooks, in order to get rid of the whole body;
Vietnam's little Lili, is a robot doll, have you seen her crying, laughing, eating, shitting and other normal human behaviors? do not have.

Back to the beginning, where is Pandora's box? Don't forget the guy who just didn't talk about it - our silly Luke, he knows all the secrets and holds Pandora's box in his hand! Therefore, as a member of the Mensa Club, he has to fight to the death and pretend to be stupid, and occasionally only have the flash of genius and do something that shocks you, me, and him. He is the big boss behind the scenes!
Luke is not not revealing the truth, but the time has not come. He will soon go to find his biological father, the Darth Vader. By then, the secrets of the Modern family will be like the scattered flowers of the goddess. Shake happily. Wait!

View more about Modern Family reviews

Extended Reading

Modern Family quotes

  • Phil Dunphy: Gotta fix that step.

  • Gloria Delgado-Pritchett: Family is family. Whether it's the one you start out with, the one you end up with, or the family that you gain along the way.