It is so tedious to talk about so many movies as above, but it just shows that under the shadow of the global financial crisis, the feast of global movie entertainment is booming, which makes people look forward to it. Perhaps it has exerted the greatest influence of the so-called "lipstick effect". Of course, it is unreliable to say that "Transformers II" will become the box office champion in 2009 before the summer and Christmas seasons are over. The consequences of logical theory inference, so you don't have to be ashamed and angry, it is purely the wishful thinking of a Transformers fan.
Without a doubt, I'll be a true Transformers fan. If I take age as an issue, I am very willing to expand my lineup a bit. The so-called post-70s and pre-85s are the real fans of Transformers. Because in those days, we liked to sit in front of the TV early to watch how the Optimus Primes smashed the conspiracy of the Decepticons headed by Megatron again and again, and thwarted the insidious and cunning plans of the Decepticons to subvert the earth. Defend the peace of the earth again and again. Of course, due to the double oppression of the scarce spiritual and material life at that time, we could not buy the beloved Bumblebee or Optimus Prime, or even Starscream and Megatron. But it didn't prevent us from shouting "Autobot, Deformation" in our mouths, and then twisting our body weirdly, trying to tell the adults who looked at us dumbfounded through our poor body language, that we are Transformers, Autobots, Optimus Prime Hornet.
In fact, the dreams of that era have long been far away from us. We are tired from being harassed by hormones again and again in the process of growing up. We can no longer say that we are going to be deformed. Yes, life later told us that many people have really changed their shape, changed their hearts, and changed their minds, but they have not been able to combine their limbs as freely as a heart changer. Under the pressure of real life, of course, we are willing to imagine that we can deconstruct our own limbs at will and then splicing them into the shape of our own fantasy, standing on the street rewarding good and punishing evil, fighting injustice, raising our eyebrows, defending the peace of the earth, and defending the truth of the earth. Occasionally, he will imagine that he is Megatron or Starscream, bullying the people of the earth as he wants, and he can vent his evil desires with great destructive power at any time. It's just a pity that when we woke up, we were still us, and the Transformers ran from the TV to the screen. Well, now I will struggle from the distant memories, as Optimus Prime comes to Earth from the more distant planet of Cybertron, and really enters "Transformers II".
I can't seem to put together the complete plot of "Transformers I" under the haunting memory, but it is certain that in the near future, "Transformers II" will arrive as scheduled. Just as Starscream said to Megatron at the end of the episode "Boss, sometimes we have to show our weakness so that we can make a comeback" after the two outstanding leaders of the Decepticon slipped away, so in the near future we can foresee "Transformers III, IV, V..." arrived as scheduled. After all, the animated version of "Transformers" has hundreds of episodes. Maybe one day we see the vomiting and Mike Bay will stop, but Megan Fox is already the mother of a new generation of Transformers Spice Girls, and Sam may be as old as he is in this episode. The image of Pai's Decepticon, Tianhuo's grandfather, tremblingly walks into the movie theater with a cane to watch the latest episode of "Transformers", and then all his brains are fantasizing about how he kissed the hot girl Megan Fox. How is it so swell and sweet.
I think that the story of "Transformers II" is nothing more than showing two positions. First, the story of the mentally handicapped is the story. Second, it's about dazzling stunts. No matter which lineup, whether it's praise or criticism, I think it's right, and they all said the essence of "Transformers II" in a flash. The only difference is that it depends on which position you are standing on.
What kind of attitude should be adopted to comment on the mental retardation of the plot? Indeed, Hollywood sci-fi movies are nothing more than some aliens or monsters or genetically mutated monsters invading the earth, and then, with the assistance of so-and-so, successfully defeated the enemies who destroyed the peace of the earth, interspersed with a lot of lethality. The dizzying movie stunts and violent fight scenes, from time to time, make some disgusting horror scenes, and of course, there are also laughing little people who are embellished with their trembling burdens, causing the audience in the theater to laugh. (It's a pity that the gun version of that year completely destroyed my desire to watch because such hilarious laughter was recorded.) But the most important thing is that there must be no less handsome men and beauties, and even more emotional entanglement of triangles and even more feet. Of course, occasionally there will be some nosebleed shots, so that you can at least imagine, and finally in the face of a grand victory , On the edge of the cliff in the sunset, the handsome man returned with the beautiful woman, said goodbye to the audience in the kiss between the two, and occasionally said "I will be back" like "Terminator". Oh, my god, the old-fashioned plot is enough to lose all teeth, but it attracts people to the theater time and time again. Is it the director who is mentally retarded or the audience who is mentally retarded, who can tell?
Then don't talk about the plot, just pick up the bullshit you like. The Bumblebee in this episode is not very good, except that the farewell to Sam in the back garden is full of humanized humor, and basically I don't see Bumblebee's sassy and heroic appearance. On the contrary, Optimus Prime was launched in this episode, and the leader Zhuzi is extraordinary. Even at the beginning of the movie, the B2 long-distance transporter used Zhuzi to be as mighty as the gods descended from the earth, and he was violent in the fight with the Decepticons. It's very common in Chinese martial arts. Fighting techniques such as "black tiger digging heart, monkey stealing peach" can be seen everywhere, and violent fights such as headshots, digging hearts, and broken limbs are also endless. Tianzhu looks majestic. So when the Optimus Prime in the play was attacked and killed by the Decepticon robot behind, you don't have to worry at all. How could such an important character be goodbye with us before the major strategic purpose of maintaining peace on earth has not been achieved. Sure enough, in the desert battle at the end, Brother Zhuzi, who had merged with the Decepticon Tianhuo who took refuge in the Autobots, finally rose to the top level of battle, not only can run, but also fly, not only has a tomahawk, And with a larger laser cannon, my god, finally let us see the image of an omnipotent top leader. Such a Optimus Prime, such a Pillar Brother, only meets the conditions we imagined and meets the conditions for defending the peace of the earth.
It is a pity that the power of the Decepticons in this episode is not as strong as the narrative, the boss Megatron has been reduced to a second supporting role, and the gimmicky Fallen King is fighting against the resurrected Optimus Prime. It's not a level at all. Even the powerful combined robot Hercules is simply vulnerable in front of human nuclear bombs, which makes people full of doubts. Human nuclear bombs are so powerful, why should they be afraid of a few Decepticons? No matter how hard they are, they will still die when they encounter the nuclear bomb invented by human beings. So the incomprehensible U.S. nuclear submarine was so easily made heroic by the Decepticon leader Megatron?
Of course, the sexy Megan Fox's V-neck and big breasts are what attracts a large number of male audiences, as an indispensable element of an entertainment blockbuster. And sometimes silly, sometimes brave, sometimes depressed, sometimes cowardly and sometimes brave, Sam is an important character in the plot. As for Sam's hilarious parents, they're a burden of jokes, the FBI four-eyed fool who was thrown off the plane, the roommate of Sam's future CEO of COM, who was not a good guy in the first episode but became the biggest in the second episode The helping agents, the Autobot twins embellished among them, and the Decepticon's little robot who surrendered Megan Fox in a dog-like rut by hugging her calf were all the reasons for the constant laughter in the theater. Of course, the more indispensable love between Megan Fox and Sam is more deeply rooted through a series of events is another element of the entertainment film. And there's a lot of excitement about the delusional cyborg masquerading as a human, protruding a chilling barbed tail from her sexy ass under her skirt while teasing Sam on the bed.
In short, sexy, romance, icy machines infused with human emotions, explosive fighting scenes, dizzy deformations, whistling fighter planes, huge cannonballs and fireballs, and realistic sound effects are all necessary entertainment elements and must-haves for an entertainment blockbuster. Killing skills, these are not less in "Transformers II". So, after we finished enjoying the gluttonous feast of "Transformers II", the only thing we have to do is to look forward to the soon arrival of "Transformers III", until we are not aesthetically fatigued!
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