I used to brag with my students who had watched countless movies. In the end, everyone reached a consensus that A-movies are stupid and affect their IQ.
In the future, when people ask me which country's movies I like the most, I'm never embarrassed to say that I like pornographic films. I have to pause for a while, and pretend to say that I like Japanese movies and French New Wave the most.
The new fucking wave, I haven't seen any of them... I have
to say that the most watched ones are still pornographic films.
To say that last year was really a good year, "Batman - The Dark Knight" was too awesome. Saying that you like it will not be despised by my students. I watched it over and over 6 times, every time I watched it. There are new discoveries, and they are completely conquered by the clown.
To explain boredom, it has to be an A film.
This year, I quit my job and stayed home.
I brought home a bunch of new wave DVDs, Meng Jinghui's dramas, and a lot of Lai Shengchuan's dramas, but I didn't watch them much because I was too tired to watch them, and in some places they were very boring. Brainstorming and thinking about metaphors, some even have to search the Internet to find out the history of Beijing, too tired, too tired.
So on a degenerate night, I downloaded "Iron Man". After watching it, it was so refreshing. It was still enjoyable. I could understand it with my butt thinking
. It doesn't look right. Day, it turned out to be the premature ejaculation version, so I quickly downloaded the official version. After watching it, I was embarrassed. This movie is not only premature ejaculation, but also impotence. The people in the movie started to pretend to be more aggressive, and then they became mentally retarded. I met the protagonist one by one than a fool, plus a brain.
Having said so much nonsense, it seems that it has nothing to do with "Change 2", but what I want to say is that this is a process that continues to be unpleasant.
"Transformation 2" is simply "Transformation Brain-damaged Steel Wolf 2.0", and it is so stinky and long that I woke up from sleep and didn't finish the show...
In fact, I have a lot of affection for "Transformers". I didn't talk about a toy when I was a child. I watched the movie "Transformers 1" on the first day after it was released. At that time, I was still in Harbin, and I watched the English version. I was stunned by the transformation of Zhu Qiqi and Kaka. The robot was so addicted to slap it around. Although the guide of the Rubik's Cube is very brainless, who cares about that has almost become one of my best memories with that one...
Watch this movie In fact, it's just watching the robot fight, no matter what the plot, but "Change 2" doesn't know why it started to play the plot card, Mike Bay, you are a plot brain, okay, click on your fire.
As a result, "Change 2" has always been a 2B kid who can kill people and run around. Is he pretending to say something that no one can understand? There is even a bloody plot of robot beauty seduction.
When I saw that, I thought of a joke, that is, a buddy bought a beautiful robot butler, and the butler did everything like a real person, so this buddy was like trying to see if he could have sex, and after trying it, the buddy screamed miserably. Yeh, the machine steward said that because the designer really didn't know what the design was, so he transformed it into a carrot peeler... What
's more bloody is the legend of robots on Earth, and the stupid boy's electoral mission, which is extremely brainless and has too many hard injuries .
The most embarrassing thing is that the stupid boy's brain is filled with knowledge all of a sudden, he suddenly becomes a new human being, and then he leads the beauties to start pretending...
When I saw his knowledge exploded, I felt the same as watching "Gundam OO". It 's embarrassing to break out...
Optimus Prime is dead and alive, the way is to sprinkle a little powder, ah, "House of Flying Daggers" Zhang Ziyi...
After Optimus Prime was resurrected, he put on new equipment and started to be awesome, God, when he It's a Super Saiyan, and it's healthier to die...
Just look at the silly boy running around. The expected robot fights are pitiful. Later, he was really sleepy, and he slept well during the fight.
What's even more incredible is the incomparably awesome US military, a super robot that has been ahead of us for hundreds of years. The US military said it took seconds. No wonder the officials in the film wanted Optimus Prime to go home for dinner. The US military is not like killing the Decepticons. Simple as a fly.
So I very much agree with that sentence, this is an educational film about American patriotism...
Now I think the only bright spot of "Change 2" is the puppy day and the big dog at the beginning...
I didn't expect the pain to end, and I watched "Harry Potter" a few days later...
I really can't watch porn...
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