Winter thunder shakes summer rain and snow - remember Transformers 2

Mortimer 2022-04-21 09:01:14

It's rotten, it's really rotten, I wish I could just pull out a piece of meat from myself to relieve my anger. What's even worse is that it has been released for more than two weeks, and I haven't seen even a single person who said it was not good. Could this be the reason why Xiaoshenyang is so popular?

There are sacrifices to struggle, and death often happens. So a stunned young man like me stood up.

Why can energy blocks be combined with the human body? May I ask why the Decepticons can rush directly to the earth from outside the earth without protection, but Optimus Prime dares to jump down with the help of a parachute? May I ask why the energy matrix suddenly turned into gravel and then turned into an energy matrix again? May I ask what the dying male protagonist sees, is he playing the philosophy of the Matrix or the power of Star Wars? You don't have to use Transformers as a carrier to play philosophy, okay?

Excuse me, why did you make such a personality Megatron look like this? Vegeta has become Battis.

Why do you call them aliens? They are clearly cosmic people, and they can stay in cosmic space, how awesome!

May I ask why a bunch of metal bodies of Decepticons can be turned into such a realistic human shape, did you go to the wrong set of Terminator? Please put away that ubiquitous pink tongue first... May I ask why the female pig has to emphasize the concave and convex curves every time she appears, isn't it completely aesthetically exhausting like the banging sound that fills more than 2 hours (yes , yes, see clearly, I—is—female—!)? What is even more unbelievable is that when the male pig and the female pig were running in the hail of bullets to save Optimus Prime for the safety of mankind and the entire planet, I was wondering why the female pig suddenly took off her coat, which was extremely slow. The scene appeared, the two gigantic breasts of the female pig were trembling, trembling, trembling, and trembling as they ran, and there was a tendency to jump out of the sling restraint. This scene lasted for nearly a minute, and I almost vomited. Transformers, Transformers, what do you want to play? Sci-fi, sci-fi has no logic, visual department, and aesthetics are ridiculously cheap.

Obtaining energy by destroying stars was a very good idea, but it was useless. In the golden afterglow of dusk, when Optimus Prime landed heavily on the air force base, he was still moved and ruined.
Also, may I ask why the U.S. military went to other people's land to drive them away under martial law, yet still look upright and solemn? ?

Transformers 2 is a shitty hodgepodge, and it's the kind that people spit out. The plot, logic and details of more than 2 hours cannot help each other, and can only try to show a grand scene with nonsense details.

After seeing it for more than 2 hours, I was yawning for days. I really want to watch Terminator 2018 again. Although there is really nothing outstanding, but there is nothing wrong with the rules. At least I can see that the director's attitude is very serious and attentive. Sorry, I refuse to admit that Transformers is a sci-fi movie.

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Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen quotes

  • Sam Witwicky: Bee, get in the garage! NOW!

    Bumblebee: [through his radio] "Whatever!"

  • Mikaela Banes: You're the best thing that ever happened to me.

    Sam Witwicky: And?

    Mikaela Banes: I'd do anything for you.

    Mikaela Banes: And?

    Judy Witwicky: [watching intently] He's about to say the L-word?

    Ron Witwicky: [impatient] Come on, kiddo.

    Sam Witwicky: I... adore you.