Call it anything, just don't call it Transformers

Sidney 2022-04-21 09:01:14

You can call it: Alien Transformers, Thunderbolt Mutants, Mutants, Terrorists from Cybertron, Predator... just stop calling them Transformers. Stop messing with Optimus Prime, Bumblebee, Skyfire... those names.

Why? God, when you watched this movie called "Transformers", didn't you think of aliens, aliens, aliens? And that crappy movie where aliens in high school pretend to be beautiful women sucks the essence?

We have nowhere to go, and we only talk about the style and not the plot. But I can't help but wonder: Why do Americans like comedy so much, and why do they like campus comedy so much? Are those vulgar scenes necessary to appear in this movie? But Director Bei should be pleased that he succeeded. When the protagonist's mother, classmate, and girlfriend was playing tricks and pretending to be crazy, the children around me laughed loudly.

Also, Lao Bei, you pinched your fingers and patted your conscience and counted, how many King Kong have been deformed in this movie, and how many new characters have been deformed? ! Are those Decepticons used as cannonballs and targets? We don't want to see clearly, we just want to see! There are also engineering tigers, you can save the film of separately modeling them for the beauties (wish), but a pile of broken iron pieces is assembled into a vacuum cleaner, which is not like a vacuum cleaner mixer, which is not like a mixer.

The old cartoons in the past were toy advertisements, as we all know. Now the movie is a car ammunition commercial, everyone must be aware of it. Some people have repeatedly said how dazzling the special effects are, how great the sound is, how cool the explosion is, and how beautiful the chick is, but friends who often go to the cinema have experienced it. The short films are large and small, even if they look like commercials, they are very cool.

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Extended Reading
  • Marge 2021-10-20 19:00:20

    I look so happy anyway

  • Sandrine 2022-03-23 09:01:13

    Samsung half, the film length is a bit longer

Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen quotes

  • [from director's cut]

    Sam Witwicky: Bumblebee, just hear me out okay? You know, freshmen aren't allowed to have cars, that's all it is. It is best for both of us. I know it doesn't sound like it but... you're an Autobot, you shouldn't be living in my dad's garage. I mean you're suffocating in here. Hey will you look at me please? Hey, come on big guy...

    [gives Bumblebee a hug]

    Sam Witwicky: Look, the guardian thing is done, okay? You did your job. It's over with. You've gotta be something else, you've got have a bigger purpose then just me, Bee! I can't be the end all deal in your life!

    Bumblebee: What is YOUR purpose, Sam?

    Sam Witwicky: I don't know. I... I wanna be normal, I want to go to college. Everybody has this, and I should be able to experience this. And I can't do that with you.

    [Bumblebee bursts into tears; literally, with his windscreen cleaners malfunctioning]

  • Sam Witwicky: [to Alice and Leo as they enter the room to find he's written in Cybertronian all over the walls] Hey! You ever have a song stuck in your head? Its like the worst song ever, but you cant help but whistle it or sing it cause it repeats itself, repeats itself, repeats itself, repeats itself, repeats itself, repeats itself. Kitten calendar, kitten calendar, kitten calendar, kitten calendar, kitten calendar, kitten calendar, kitten calendar.

    Leo Spitz: Dude, what the eff?

    Sam Witwicky: I know you're freaking out. Don't freak out. Don't freak out. Easy fix. Puzzle code in my head. Now it's on the walls. Everything is good.