I chose to walk into school again and be an honorable dead college student because my dad told me - dead guys can mate in college like dogs! That sounds really cool!
In fact, I have a girl I like very much. Of course, I am not sure if she is my girlfriend, because she never told me that she loves me, so I never said that I love her. Everyone persuaded me to give up, saying that long-distance love is too unreliable, and we are both young, each other will encounter more and better choices.
This sounds quite reasonable. I started a new life with a wicked smile, and soon the softest girl in the class fell in love with me. After I showed my restraint over and over, she broke into the dormitory and pushed me down. On the sofa, everything seemed to be going so smoothly.
So I thought: Well, it's not me who took the initiative and I'm not responsible, so I can't refuse, then come on...
Just when I closed my eyes and wanted to enjoy all this, tragedy happened.
My nominal girlfriend probably wanted to surprise me, she opened the door of my bedroom without even making a phone call, so I had a good time with the soft girl, and my nominal girlfriend slammed out the door.
Logically, I should have chased it out, but I didn't, probably because I was reluctant to push away the soft girl who was riding on me. But why do I feel sad again, is it because of guilt, a strong smell of diesel spreads in my stomach...
I suddenly opened my eyes! ! !
________________________ The dividing line that turns a corner _______________________
What a long tongue! ! !
TMD turns out this bitch is a Decepticon! ! !
I hurried to run, but was still blocked by the bad guys. At this time, my eldest brother stepped forward and fell under the siege of the bad people in my place. Before dying, the eldest brother still remembered my safety, which made me very ashamed - it turns out that the robot is more human than me.
With the help of the good spray friend Rhubarb, we found the first-generation King Kong Tianhuo, the first-generation NPC who knows everything. The good man told us stories from the past.
It is said that thousands of years ago, the Cybertronians had seven super-leaders. They searched for planets without life and destroyed them, so as to absorb energy to create a matrix of ability. But the Fallen King, the strongest among them, violated the principle and began to attack the earth where life exists. The other six King Kong teamed up to drive out the Fallen King Kong, sealing the machine that the Fallen King used to seize the energy of the planet at the cost of their own lives, and left behind the final energy matrix. The universe was able to maintain peace for thousands of years.
The resurrected Megatron was ordered by the Fallen King to seize the energy matrix used to activate the machine to absorb the sun's ability, and if he succeeded, he would destroy the entire galaxy. And the information I got by accident was the only way to find the energy matrix, so the Decepticons launched a hunt for me.
With the help of Erwuzai, we came to Egypt and successfully found the energy matrix. But the Decepticons soon found us, and it seemed that humanity was hopeless.
Fortunately, I am a great American citizen, and American father will not let anyone bully American citizens, even alien robots! ! !
In the fierce all-round three-dimensional attack of the US Army, Navy, Land and Air Force, the Decepticons retreated like waste wood. I held the energy matrix high and stabbed into the eldest brother's body. The eldest brother slowly opened his eyes and looked at me tenderly...
However, such a gentle eldest brother still can't beat Megatron and Fallen King Kong, other Autobots are just It's just a decoration, and the guns and guns of the rice army have not been used.
At this time, Erwuzai made his contribution again, and saw that Tianhuo took out his two eggs, oh no, it was the energy matrix and dedicated it to the big brother.
The big brother quickly digested Tianhuo's eggs, and instantly boosted his internal strength for tens of thousands of years. As soon as he flew to the angel, he came out of the palm of the Tathagata, and in two or three blows, the Fallen King Kong was smashed into slag. When Megatron saw that the situation was not good, he hurriedly said harshly: "The green mountains are always in the green waters, we will see you in the third episode!" Then he ran away behind Starscream's ass.
In this way, with the efforts and cooperation of the Mi Army and the aliens, the peace of the earth has been guarded once again. My girlfriend finally said that she loves me, I immediately said that I love her too, and then we performed a tongue kiss in public, this time there was no diesel smell, just an onion smell - fuck you, no matter how much I love it You, please rinse your mouth before the next kiss!
The idiot boy secretly asked me: "What if the Decepticons come back?"
I smiled sweetly: "Our president and defense minister haven't appeared yet, you are afraid of the fart! Speaking of farts, you will clamp the sphincter next time. Don't play with stuns anymore!"
Well, my name is SAM, and this fucking story full of sex and violence is called Transformers 2~
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