I'm tired, you're in vain

Joaquin 2022-04-22 07:01:03

Every time I go to the cinema to watch "Transformers", I feel like I went to the red light district to have a good time (I have never been there), and I feel a huge emptiness and helplessness after finishing it. , I don't even feel cool anymore.
As the final chapter of the "Transformers" series, director Michael Bay clearly showed all the enthusiasm, 150 minutes of length, and a dizzying 50 minutes of final battle to ensure that "Transformers 3" is definitely this summer. Top-grossing movie of the summer (without considering Harry Potter). Previously, at the end of the second part, Michael Bay had said that he was very tired, his mind was full of robot fights, and he needed a break. It's wise to consider the third film as the end of the settlement, why is such a blockbuster film no longer being made, is he stupid? As the most shrewd businessman and director in Hollywood, it is impossible for brother behind the ear to put such a good series and not sell it, so why?
Because it's boring to shoot again, it's really boring.
The director said that he was tired, but he was actually more tired than he was alone.
I don't want to know why there are so many human characters since it's Transformers, if you put the stories of the trilogy together, you will find that these three are almost the same, the object of the story is Cyber Tanstar, the narrator is Optimus Prime, and everything revolves around the endless war between the Autobots and the Decepticons. Every time the Decepticons win, and every time the outcome is that the Decepticons die and escape, no matter whether you call the Decepticons more younger brothers or older brothers, just follow the Autobots and Universal and Great. The U.S. military was beaten to the core in one battle. If you don't get the cube, you will grab the matrix. If the matrix is ​​lost, you will get the energy column. In short, every time the Decepticon loses, there is a good chance to turn over, in order to leave a tail to pave the way for the sequel.
In fact, the beginning of the movie is still very appetizing. From the dazzling Cybertron Star Wars, to the reappearance of the heavy history of the US-Soviet space race and the Apollo moon landing materials, these are enough to bluff people. . But as soon as the camera turned to Earth, everything returned to vulgarity, and it was almost filmed again according to the mold of one or two films: the male lead lived a very tired and fulfilling life, and from time to time he had to make jokes with his friends around him. Into the Transformers conspiracy (knowing too much), the Decepticons always come to him for trouble, every time he stops the Decepticons from doing evil, he rushes to the front, shuttles freely in the hail of bullets, and mixes in the middle. All kinds of advertisements for famous cars and luxury goods finally ended this coffee table and cup washing utensils in a thrilling battle.
Interesting, is this interesting? Each of the three movies acted like this, no wonder the director said that he was exhausted, and you are tired of filming like this. The screeching sound waves, the roaring engine, and the deafening explosion had completely overwhelmed my hearing, and I was about to faint at the sight of these sparks. No matter how awesome the special effects are, how beautiful they are, how righteous and advanced the US military is, I am tired and tired anyway, this is not what a movie should do, it is more like the Spring Festival Gala, the result It must be that I am tired and you are in vain.
The global sales of "Transformers III" indicates that the filming of Transformers IV is a certainty, and it will open a new chapter. Regardless of whether he is an old bottle or a new wine, I am not in the mood to toss any more.

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Transformers: Dark of the Moon quotes

  • Brains: This is how you treat Autobots? We're on the same team.

    Wheelie: Yeah, enjoy your next job at 7-Eleven, dickhead.

    Brains: That's right.

    Wheelie: A-hole.

  • Dylan: You chose sides - you chose wrong!