middle .
My friend helped me sort out this film review~~
This film is so funny
I have a bad memory. . . Maybe the structure of the story is a little messy. . Do
n't be too serious~
First of all. . . Autobots from start to finish. . Nothing works. . It 's all about making soy sauce It's
all human beings busy,
I really don't know what to do with the Autobots! !
Second. . . It's really strange that the natural enemy died! !
Just because of a woman's words. . . Megatron just tmd to destroy the natural enemy. . .
Oh no. . It's almost gone
this time. . Optimus Prime tmd, which was about to be scrapped, suddenly NB up!
Drag the broken arm
like Yang Guo possessed!
Directly destroy Yu Tiandi and Megatron!
I fuck!
Isn't this funny!
Before Optimus Prime really was playing soy sauce
tmd. . In the beginning, the trailer arsenal was knocked out by the shock wave. . Can't fly. .
Then say. . Oops, you help me cover with fire, I'll find my little trailer!
Then disappeared = =. . .
Then human beings began to hustle and bustle
for a long time. . Soy sauce man finally appeared
and can fly!
tmd. . As soon as I got up, I was entangled in a few iron chains! ! !
I fuck
this . . It's been N long again! ! !
Human beings are busy again and again
, and they have not forgotten to give the soy sauce man a shot. . . He's still tangled in chains! !
I rely on. . . Shu Hua milk is definitely just a cloud. . Chains are king! !
Looking for a chain brand, is it made in china again? ? ? ? Is it also a perpetual brand? ? ?
Then. .
In addition to Optimus Prime Soy Sauce Man
, there is also Tin Soy Sauce Man. . In the middle of the tmd, I was directly killed by the natural enemy = =
wipe! !
Haven't done anything yet, dear! !
Later. . . Bumblebee + Ambulance + No Fire caught by Megatron
tmd. . . Surrender directly! !
Can you be a little more loyal, dear! ! !
Say it directly. . We are prisoners of war. . We are prisoners of war. . You can't kill prisoners of war~~~~~
Your sister, prisoner of war! No need to be so cruel!
Then Wuhuo was directly killed by the shock wave = =
when he was about to kill the bumblebee! !
Insert a sentence. . They have a few large soy sauces. . There is no resistance, dear! ! !
Didn't give them a single fight scene before. . . He was immediately captured! ! ! Too tmd suddenly also
Continue . . Just when Shockwave was about to take out Bumblebee. . The heroine burst into tears. . All the sensationalists have finished
tmd. . Optimus Prime miraculously appeared. . .
How amazing~!
Then the ground troops. . Missiles. . Arrived just in time and at the
same time . . The Royal Enemy is about to start a time-travel program on the top of the building,
and half of the Cybertron planet has already come over.
! ! ! ! They're all here, dear!
I had no idea how amazing they were! ! Sudden. . The traversal program was interrupted
Say there is a main controller. . Got disturbed
and then . . Optimus Prime said to the Royal Enemy. . Come down, come down. . Let's fight~~
If my tm is a natural enemy, I will definitely not fuck him!
The traversal program of tm then nb is in my hands. . I fuck you and my sb, I
must first cross over my own planet,
fuck. . That sb actually really dropped the controller. . . Go and fight Optimus Prime! !
In the end, Optimus Prime was still a soy sauce man, but he couldn't
beat !
Being mowed by
grass , begging for mercy and being weak
At the same time, the male protagonist has already run to the top of the building where the controller is located!
Superman! ! ! !
Sam's rival. . Forgot the name. Don't know what to do. . Even restarted the traversal program. . . Another NBer! ! ! !
Of course, the rival in love must have been destroyed by the male protagonist later. .
The master controller must have also been destroyed later. .
The poor half-traversed planet of Cybertron also collapsed. . Is this about backlash?
At this time, Megatron didn't know if it was abolished by the missile or what. . Collapsed to the ground. .
That miraculous woman appeared like a fairy! ! !
She suddenly did not know where the courage came from! !
Just run up and talk to Megatron. . . Do you think you will still be the boss in the future? . In the future, the boss will be the natural enemy of Yu ~ who will fuck you. .
You are still happy here
. . . . . . .
I tm if Megatron. . . Besides, Megatron must be smarter than me, fuck. . Such a good idea as I thought before. . It suddenly sb. . Electricity jumped!
continue. . If I were Megatron. . Say nothing. . Kill this dead woman first,
tm mouth is so cheap. .
Not looking for a draw!
No matter who is the boss and who is the second. . Crossing over from your own planet is the kingly way. . tm He has been working hard in Africa for so long. . . The plan is to hide for so long,
wearing a broken sb cloak like
a sharp brother, wait another two minutes and you will die
tmd. . The result is that sb. . . . That sb. . . Without further ado. . .
I don't know where the power comes from. . Ultraman's little red light is on!
Run all the way. . Run wildly to the place where Optimus Prime and Yu Tiandi were fighting.
Yu Tiandi was leaning over and bragging about Optimus Prime who was lying on the ground.
He was knocked down by Megatron with one punch.
And yes. . . Suddenly half dead. .
Is the director trying to explain that women are the most ferocious weapons in the world! ! !
Yu Tian enemy is about to die. . . . . At this time, Optimus Prime stood up arrogantly and turned out to be = = I fuck!
It's your turn to be weak! Soy sauce man is a human. . Free. . Betrayed. .
One knife kills the natural enemy, fuck
me ! The natural enemy is in an instant! ! ! ! from NBer. . become dead! ! !
This tmd. . . . It's even more sudden than Sister Feng's green card! !
The front is still commanding the crossing in the sky. . Despise Optimus Prime. . .
In the next second, TM was terminated by the black-bellied Megatron! !
And it's still crippling behind the chrysanthemum! ! It's so cruel! ! !
Megatron and Optimus Prime must be in love with each other, fuck,
then . . . . . At this moment. . Those soy sauces, the collective appeared, the
collective NB appeared roaringly
Oh! I left out a paragraph in which
Megatron threatens to drive the Autobots out of Earth, and the
humans agree without a word!
Without further ado. . you go! Autobots!
Then there was another sad meal. . . Farewell. . Sad. . You have to take care, the
hero is in tears again!
Autobots don't say anything about getting
on the spaceship. I know when I get on the spaceship. . That must be shot down,
MD screenwriters can't make some plots that we can't think of, so fuck
it, since it will definitely be shot down. . The Autobots are definitely not on the ship
. . result. . . really. . .
The ship was knocked down, and
Chicago was almost done by Megatron. . The male protagonist and the black-bellied woman also have a bunch of black friends. . on a certain building. . .
That building was almost folded md by the shockwave's pet . . . The expression of learning structure is very stressful! ! ! !
I don't believe that the high-level is beaten like this and can't fall down,
but it's so strong that it won't fall! ! ! ! Better than Brazil!
The golden rooster kept standing upright,
and then the house finally collapsed. . .
Do you understand. .
Folded to 90 degrees. . It happened to be lying on the next building. .
Can't help but say. . Americans' houses are just prisons. .
How can it not collapse. . . China is worth learning!
How many nb human beings they are! ! ! !
It's still there! It
didn't fall down~
In the end, it was safely transferred to the next building.
Md, please give me a little credibility! ! How many people have you killed! !
I have found. . . . . people in this movie. . Everyone is a superman. Climbing the
stairs is not afraid of being tired. What
a high building. . from the top of this building. . Run downstairs. . Run to another roof. . .
Did you drink strength health care? ? ?
Not breathing. . . That woman was wearing high heels from start to finish, fuck! !
What brand of high heels! I have to buy it! !
At this critical moment again! Optimus Prime a dry soy sauce man appeared! !
Said they didn't get on the ship. . Hiding in the first powered rocket
and proceeding as planned. . Falling off the
Atlantic when it reappears. . . . . . I fuck. . . That equipment!
All of a sudden, there are countless advances. I was shocked at the
time .
Where did you guys get your weapons?
Did n't you come from the other side of the Atlantic Ocean?
Of course, this is another story.
Timely appearance, and deformation, after finishing the work of my own appearance, I
will continue to play soy sauce! ! !
Anyway,
this is a story about human self-help, and
it has nothing to do with Autobots. . The Autobots just came and changed shape a few times, back and
forth and changed and changed. . . When it comes to fighting. . . It's rubbish!
This movie is the best nb. . tomahawk. . .
In fact, it is not enough to just launch the tomahawk in advance? ?
If there is a P for Autobots,
some people will be unhappy when they hear it. .
So it must be said. .
Change 3 scene is really
grand , there is absolutely no problem with the scene, it is
very huge, and the
special effects are also very good!
And it's pretty awesome!
But the plot definitely can't stand scrutiny = =. . .
That's all
PS. . The heroine's ass is called a warp! ! !
Is the logic completely messed up? ? I also find it confusing. . . . .
Going to see it again next week. . Then let's look at the logical relationship again. . .
All the above comments are just for the plot. . . .
A little too much foul language. . It is really. . Can't change it. . Have no idea!
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