Man will conquer the sky

Brooke 2022-04-21 09:01:15

1. Like the first two films, this film is still not suitable for TF fans with nostalgic complex to watch, it will hurt your feelings. It is more suitable for friends who don't have much impression of TF cartoons in the 1980s to watch, because except for the character identity that slightly continues the original setting, the rest are basically new wine from old bottles.
2. The body design is not like TF, but more like alien. The aesthetic value orientation changes from the mechanical aesthetics of the industrial age to the network information aesthetics and bionic aesthetics of the post-industrial age, presenting a complex and delicate body design. This part is not like the first two, which is a close-up description of the complex and lengthy deformation process.
3. In the original Autobots, only G1 and G2 have dozens of characters before and after. The three films in the movie version are in the hands of the bomb man and the breast maniac Mike Bay, and only a few are left, and except for Optimus Prime and Bumblebee, which slightly continue the original work in color matching and character design, the other characters are basically unrecognizable. . Important characters such as police cars and iron sheets have also died, leaving most of the G1 characters and G2's Tongtianxiao and Butianshi not destroyed (if there are TF4 and TF5 magic horses, they will be destroyed sooner or later).
3. The role of human beings is getting worse and worse. Transformers is not the focus, the focus is still on human beings: human beings, you have delicate and rich feelings, strong adrenaline secretion, the peace of the earth and the peace of the universe depend on you!
4. In fact, not only do you not need Autobots, but you also don't need so many soy sauce people on the earth. It is enough to have the US military to save the earth.
5. Optimus Prime's carriage turned out to be a flying pad. No wonder Sam was dying for her little girlfriend. When he was so desperate, Optimus Prime didn't show up. It turned out that he was looking for the one who was hit by the shock wave. The rear car is gone. This unsolved mystery that has puzzled me and many TF enthusiasts for more than 20 years has finally been solved.
6. Megatron and Optimus Prime are really old oil, and the natural enemy is the third.
7. The heroine, you are very beautiful: your jeans are too tight, your hips are too high, and the lower elementary school audience sitting behind me can't help but moan. The heroine, you are very smart: you can flexibly switch between 15cm high heels and flat shoes when hooking up with men and audiences and when running away to save the earth, and you can also use alienation.

Give a formula to save the planet, Spirit:
Save the earth = flexibly switch high heels to hook up with men and flat shoes, the beauty of the earth who bewitches Megatron to save his old oil The heart is still urgent and desperate + the US military's dazzling equipment + a Tomahawk missile shoots down a Decepticon soldier + two Autobots with little combat effectiveness slip through the net + the retired American soldier's heart that loves world peace!

Transformers are nothing, people will conquer the sky.

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Extended Reading
  • Tara 2022-03-24 09:01:14

    Megatron is dead and Optimus Prime is dead, I don't believe in love anymore! !

  • Ernestina 2022-03-25 09:01:05

    Although it is not as 2, but it is still 2. For the sake of being cool, Michael Bay ignores all the most basic narrative logic and common sense of physics. A 150-minute movie has 90 minutes of gossip, a 30-minute mosaic melee, and For 30 minutes to sell meat, there is no need for the hero’s parents. So the result is that the visual impact is still very good, IMAX 3D is still very good, no more.

Transformers: Dark of the Moon quotes

  • [Buzz Aldrin and Optimus Prime meet]

    Buzz Aldrin: From a fellow space traveller, it's an honour meeting you.

    Optimus Prime: The honour is mine.

  • Soundwave: Soundwave reporting, Lord Megatron.

    Megatron: And what news from your little assassin?

    Laserbeak: Autobots have taken the bait! They've discovered the Ark, and returned with its cargo!

    Megatron: You did me a great honour, tracking that ship to the moon. Your human collaborators have served their purpose, Soundwave. It's time to eliminate loose ends.

    [Laserbeak flies away]

    Soundwave: Laserbeak: kill them all.

    Laserbeak: With pleasure!