Spent two and a half hours sitting in the movie theater with a sore back. At the beginning of the game, when everyone put on 3D glasses and started the show, my neighbor and his girlfriend kept wondering, "Hey, is this 3D, why don't I feel it?" No more discussion. It's just that the heroine's beautiful legs showed off at the beginning, followed by a slender waist and then a proud chest. I weakly supported my forehead, not because I was conservative, the key was to hear the sneering and exclamations of a group of children behind me and felt extremely pressured. , I finally know where the precocious puberty of today's children comes from. What's more thunderous is the familiar Metersbon, which suddenly made my expectations and favorability for this film drop several steps, and the "shu hua" in the elevator is the HIGH point, when I was in a daze When I was sleeping, when I heard this word, a carp hit so hard that I almost slipped off my chair. I turned around and said to my boyfriend, "This is internationalization, Chinese advertising is on the rise, and even product names are directly in Chinese."
An hour before the movie The lengthy storyline progressed slowly and with difficulty. I was looking forward to the appearance of the lovely Bumblebee while waiting for the ups and downs of the plot, but I was stunned by the results. One-word summary, bullshit, two-word summary, very bullshit. , three-word summary, nonsense. As soon as the two alien robots threatened the earth people, they obediently succumbed to the robot friends, and then succumbed to the Decepticons and the natural enemies. When did human beings become so compromised, and I really don't understand that the screenwriter put Sam to be intimidated. Coerced to ask how Optimus Prime will fight back. Optimus Prime replied in desperation, and then the Decepticons didn't do anything to the male protagonist. What was the intention of the robot and what did it want to express? Is it to let the audience fall into a daze and despair and then come to a dead end? ... The point is, Optimus Prime suddenly came back after telling the trusty Sam that he was not prepared to fight back? - -. Of course this is just the beginning of the nonsense. There are only a few people in the US Defense Force who want to save the world, including our seemingly weak civilian male protagonist? Is it to satirize the incompetence of the US government? As soon as the signal was disturbed, the government was paralyzed, and the missiles would not send bombs and could not blow up. The planes were all bombed. As a result, the protagonist and others with a fearless spirit restored the signal and the missiles were able to send and explode immediately = = . Then, without sending support or taking the next move, just staring at the robots in a scuffle?
What I admire most about the screenwriter is that when Optimus Prime was about to be killed by the natural enemy, the heroine suddenly stepped forward bravely and wore the pair of shoes that took her to death and ran past the bombed-down building full of dirt. After the streets of slag and car rubble, the heels are still brand new and straight and high heels rushed to the big boss Decepticon. After scolding the Decepticon, the Decepticon not only was especially kind in his heart, he put the heroine unscathed. Go, but also rushed up to fight with the Yu natural enemy who was about to hack the deadly enemy Optimus Prime to death, then hung up, and finally was easily killed by Optimus Prime...
I will not list any more bullshit, the more I think about it, the more I feel It's funny, like when the bumblebee was about to die, I was a little worried that the protagonist's tears were falling, and this time he couldn't survive, and the result... ah
. Can only say, what can save the world? The answer is a male protagonist who will never die and will always be rescued at critical moments, and a female protagonist who knows how to wear high heels despite being ugly.
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