Transformers 3 - 100,000 horses...

Earl 2022-04-19 09:01:16

1.Sam...Do you still remember Megan Fox by Daming Lake and you were born to death...Where did this new golden retriever come from...What is the basis of the relationship... 2. The power of the

heaven...Lenovo occupied the United States in one fell swoop That's all for the market...how can even Yili Nutrition Shuhua Milk packaged in Chinese characters be exported to the United States.... Americans, you dare to drink Sanlu...

3. Autobots can ignore... Decepticons can ignore... ...The golden retriever can't help but to save... It's really infatuated to get rid of the ex or the legendary pig's feet without a word...

4. Anyway, the natural enemy is going to betray... why does he pretend not to be Optimus Prime The Primordial Energy Matrix...

5. The Decepticons have been working hard for decades to pull Saixing to Earth to enslave the Earthlings and rebuild them...Why the first thing is to destroy the Chicagoans like dogs...

6. The Autobots are only a single digit in total.... There are so many Decepticons, and they are surrounded by the natural enemies. Why do you have to send the male protagonist to detect their actions... You also have to be "fucked" by the Autobots in a serious way

. 7. As for the Autobots.... that's what you call a raid? ? ...Yu Yu's natural enemy said that the city was completely blocked... The careless and bombarded ground here was not found, but I was too embarrassed to call myself a surprise attack... blush...

8. Well... I really don't want to vomit blood... but only a few The energy column poked on the roof...with the accuracy of the American people bombing the Chinese embassy more than ten years ago...a long-range bomb can be blasted...why do you have to climb up the tall building with pig's feet dragging your family with you Go bang...

9. Alright, alright... As for that building, I don't even want to talk about it. The construction quality of the American builders and decoration companies is simply top-notch in the whole universe. After a building is disconnected from the middle The top can still stand like the Leaning Tower of Pisa... It can also fall from one side to the other... While being dismantled from the bottom to the top by the "tentacle", the stairs in the upper floors are still intact... A team The protagonist and supporting roles were fired on the upper floors of the high-rise building like fried rice, and they were all-powerful without dying... At the end the wreckage of the building was lying, and the team of people could "walk" out from the "1st floor" and continue to fight... Really not Knowing whether to say long live the protagonist halo or the magic of American architecture...

10. By the way, why from Part 2... almost all of the Decepticons have begun to transform into tentacles... the trend?

11. I really wanted to pretend I didn't see it...but Sam...Where did you suddenly find two superb pieces of equipment and just stab and explode Starscream to death...What's up with Starscream? It's no wonder That rope hangs the pig's feet on Starscream and slings the pig's feet to the wall or the ground... Since he's such a pig... He deserves to die without any sense...

12. As for the team of the United States Soldiers...cough...I'll call them the Flying Moles (or the Powerpuff Girls)...they're the first time you jumped down dozens of floors wearing a mole obedience...Flying in the wind is smooth and can wear Ruins hide from bullets...and still fly up...I really doubt if you tie a little rocket to their leg they will all be able to outrun Astro Boy...the second time...they took a few seconds to climb Go up to the 45th floor...and then shoot horizontally to hit the Decepticons on the ground floor...that's all...and then jump down from the 45th floor (this time I don't even need to wear the mole suit)... Why... just to open the parachute to cover the heads of the Decepticons and then randomly put bombs on them... This is a great stunt to make the Decepticons die... What else can you say except Niu B (But since the American soldiers are all so good, B said how Chicago was ravaged like a dog...)

13. Since everyone is so mighty... For the gods, they have to rely on the female pig's feet to sell meat (beauty plan...) + The alienation meter ends? In order to show the female pig's feet standing in the hail of bullets (close-up...) Is it RP who can't be bombarded for a

long time When the group was destroyed, the rescue scene appeared... I said it hurts 120,000 points...

15. That bumblebee... You can so quickly resolutely and accurately put the male protagonist and the hero in the chaotic battle. The heroine slapped on your car hood... You should be reincarnated as a fly swatter in your next life...

16. The last one must be the most awesome and the most chilled... So... Yu Tian Enemy chopped off Optimus Prime's right arm with one knife... Megatron's classmate will kill Yu Tian Enemy with one blow... Then Optimus Prime took off Megatron's head in a flash... This A>BB>CC>A setting only shows one thing...that the power ranking of Transformers is not transitive! ! ! ………………


There are 99,984 horses... Tired of spit spit... A few million words are omitted below... Children's shoes, wash and sleep...

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Transformers: Dark of the Moon quotes

  • Sam Witwicky: That woman, she called me a messenger. You believe that? After everything I've done, I'm a messenger.

    Wheelie: Oh, I believe it. I tell you, Sammy, we feel the same way. The disrespect on this rock is criminal.

  • Charlotte Mearing: "Total Nightmare" file. So the investigation is open. We've sent agents to your office. And for the time being, we're gonna send you home with Autobot protection.

    Sam Witwicky: Who-who do I need to speak to get you guys to understand that I can help? That I can contribute?

    Brains: Hey, we can all help. Want me to tell you what I know? I could tell you about the solar system, all the gun planets to hang out in.

    Charlotte Mearing: [taking out and putting her gun on the desk] Get off my desk, please.

    Brains: Oh, you pulling out guns? I can't help you out now. She angry.

    Charlotte Mearing: Oh, my god.

    Sam Witwicky: What do you envision for me? I go home now? I go back to work? I make copies? I mean...

    Charlotte Mearing: This is a unit for veteran intelligence officers and Special Forces, not for boys who once owned special cars.