I've always felt that Tim Burtoon's movies are not suitable for watching in theaters. The result of too strong Gothic style is that the dark auditorium is even darker. . . Back then, the director once attracted dissatisfaction from Warner executives because of the darker and lower tone of "Batman Returns" than the previous film. But such a sense of color is very suitable for painting as an oil painting and hanging it in the exhibition hall for people to appreciate. The rich, eerie and dark gorgeous gothic style reveals joy and romance, and the weird and gloomy black humor reveals eccentric warmth. It is precisely such a variety of contradictory things intertwined that constitute this ghost director's unparalleled performance. Beautiful work.
About accidental spoilers and irresponsible complaints.
Actually, I don't want to spoil it, I just can't control my claws. . . = = Ugly red onion ♡ Queen launched a coup d’etat to drive away her beautiful, gentle, virtuous and lovely White Queen, who ruled the underground world for ten years, under her brutal oppression, justice led by the Mad Hatter The soldiers were closely united around the White Queen who was forced to abdicate, waiting by pretending to be mad and foolish and lurking inside the enemy. . Oh Day - the anniversary of Alice, who returned ten years later, picked up the compass sword and slaughtered the Fried Neck Dragon. ~No one thought of using "So-and-so" as the date name, right? Everyone can worship this translation...~~ Fried Neck Dragon... In the forehead. No wonder I think KFC's new fried chicken rice crackers at noon are super unpalatable. It should be suggested that Kaifengcai should not be in a hurry to burn the donkey meat after grinding the soy milk, and make a fried dragon neck, which will definitely defeat the M clown's oblivious X wings in one fell swoop! =. =～Then the underground world can overthrow the terrifying "Bloody Big Head", welcome the White Queen's reset, and restore the happy and peaceful atmosphere of the earth. Alice, who stumbled all the way down the rabbit hole, encountered a crisis of confidence. Everyone thought she was fake, and Alice herself was confused. She insisted that she was not the Alice who was the dragon slayer they were looking for. Do not kill. In fact, she is unwilling to be involved in the political struggle in the underground world~=. =～Only our kind and melancholy Mad Hatter recognized this as the original at a glance. During this period, a series of stories happened. Alice's pseudonym "um" ~ pff~ lurking around the big head waiting for an opportunity to find the compass sword, but was shown love by the big-looking red heart knight: "I like big men! ❤" ~ pff~; Mad Hatter was caught Torture ~ Since the story repeatedly emphasizes that the Red Queen is cruel and terrifying, then torture is necessary to extract a confession~ I still would rather die than give in, and even resume my job as a palace hatmaker with enthusiasm for my job, but this time the object was changed to a big head, but in the end she He was sent to the guillotine for covering up Alice. ~Relax, not dead. Who made Miaomiao Cat covet that hat~ Alice, who got the compass sword, rode the big hairy beast who abandoned the dark and turned to the light and ran to the white queen of the light. On the eve of the swearing-in meeting to defeat the tyrant, Alice finally stopped escaping under the enlightenment of the "Tribal Elder" caterpillar. In the chaotic chessboard battle, Alice finally cut off the head of the Fried Neck Dragon after a difficult battle. ~ The so-called difficulty is to keep climbing the stairs, jumping up and down, and finally game over at the commanding heights. I miss Harry so much in the Triwizard Tournament when he PKed with the Hungarian Tree Peak Dragon~ So the big head lost, and then the White Queen took back the throne, and then Alice "abandoned" the Mad Hatter and went home. Alice returned to the pavilion and saw that everyone was still waiting. She found the "self" and "very" Alice, who was quick and easy, and categorically refused to propose marriage, advised everyone, and showed a piece of Mad Hatter's best thing. What dance, by the way, showed her beautiful legs, and then asked a partner to talk about going to China to do business. At the end of the film, Alice stood on the boat in high spirits and set sail for China. ~ I sincerely hope that she will not sell opium = = ~
About Alice.
The whole story can be seen as a growth fable for a girl to know and find herself. At the beginning of the story, Alice showed her self-persistence that she did not want to live in the eyes of others. "If people think it's good to wear a cod on your head, do you really put a cod on your head?" All the dignitaries who attended the banquet thought that Alice was lucky to be able to marry a wealthy lord, and in the expectation of everyone In Pan's eyes, she was reluctant in every possible way, and fled under the watchful eyes of everyone. After entering Wonderland, when she heard that she was a dragon slayer selected by the imperial calendar, she immediately chose to escape, insisting that she was not the Alice they were looking for, and repeatedly stated that she would never kill. This is normal. As a child under 20, suddenly such a heavy burden is on my shoulders, and I want to get rid of it. She hypnotized herself over and over again: "This is a dream. This is a dream." However, after seeing the Mad Hatter being captured by a pile of cards, her heart began to change. She becomes brave and goes to the Red Queen's castle to rescue the Mad Hatter despite being discouraged. In short, after a lot of tossing, especially after the wise caterpillar inspired Alice, she put on armor and joined the crusade, completed the mission given to her by the creatures, and retrieved the "very" from the Mad Hatter's mouth. I finally know "who I am". Alice should be congratulated, after all, in that era, not all women could find themselves, even the vast majority of men. Although I was struck by the setting of going to China~Nowadays, Hollywood movies are very popular and they will be posted in China = =~, but I still want to praise Alice for her courage to go to a strange country without fear.
About the Mad Hatter.
He must have liked Alice very much. I haven't seen it for ten years, but I still recognize it as the original at a glance. Excitedly, I stepped on the table and walked straight to Alice who I haven't seen for many years; I made a delicate and beautiful dress for Alice who has become smaller~ This episode killed me! What a clever hand wow ~ what a beautiful dress wow~~; complained that Alice was either too small or too big, and when it finally fit, she was leaving. He hoped that Alice would stay, and Lovely Lith had to go. The Mad Hatter could only gently whisper in Alice's ear, "Alice, goodbye." ... What a sad ending... So, the lovelorn Mad Hatter suddenly went to the Caribbean to become a pirate . . . I think he is still very far-sighted. I guess the caterpillar or the Miaomiao cat will take Alice by sea to China, so being a pirate can logically rob him, and in the end he will be Happy Ending! ~\(≧▽≦)/~—— Play without responsibility. . .
About the war of good and evil.
When I first stepped out of the cinema, I still felt that the story was boring. It was nothing more than that the righteous, kind and fraternal White Queen finally defeated the cruel, evil, scary and ugly Queen of Onion and Red Heart with the help of her loyal subjects. Looking back now, I realize that Tim Burtoon is quite a ghost. Look at the White Queen, the incarnation of justice, who is white from head to toe. Although she looks noble and pure, she is also extremely cold. And the mouth painted purple, so many people mistakenly believe that a well-known actress surnamed Yao in mainland China, known for her big mouth, joined the film. It's a pity that compared with Guo Furong and Cuiping's straightforwardness and naturalness, this white queen wears heavy make-up, is pretentious, and waving her weak hands around, making a scene of innocence. Especially the part of cooking the medicine, the disgusting ingredients (two fingers), and the terrifying hypocrisy of emphasizing that he does not kill, but implying that Alice does. In the final duel arena, the big head gnashed his teeth and cursed: "Don't think you can deal with me like you deceive your parents with your innocent and pitiful eyes! I am the eldest daughter! Want me to surrender? Absolutely!" - as expected It's a big belly! I made a bold guess: maybe the throne was originally the big one, but I was tricked by my sister. . .
On the contrary, the red ♡Queen with a big head looks much more real. Blue eye shadow, red lips, big head doll. She was arrogant and self-willed, and shouted at every turn: "Cut off his head!". The head of the frog attendant who stole his pie was chopped off, and he had to stir his baby into tadpole juice as a drink. I bundled the hedgehog into a ball as a golf ball, and the long-necked crane turned its head down as a club. I could clearly hear the fuchsia bird "closely contacting" the hedgehog and say to the hedgehog, "I'm really sorry." Pfft. I like to use a pig's stomach as a foot pad. ~Ow! This is so cute! I also like to use the puppy's belly as a foot pad. In winter, when my feet are cold at home, I would scratch a dog to pad my feet and tickle it. My feet are often warm, and a dog's belly is also very comfortable: it fell asleep. . . ~She's not really bad either, she just lacks love. Presumably her growth trajectory has been under the shadow of her sister. The younger sister is prettier than the elder sister and knows how to please adults. The younger sister is the focus of everyone and she completely ignores the elder sister. In such a lack of caring environment, the distortion in the heart also naturally arises. Instead of begging you to love me, it is better for you to become afraid of me. In fact, she's still just ignorant. In order to please her, a group of jesters who were slapping their horses pretended to have fake ears, long noses, big chins, and fat stomachs. She couldn't even see such fakes. She was so angry that she was deceived by the Mad Hatter. Before, the Knight of Hearts told her that scary is much better than cute, and the big head would still be suspicious, thinking maybe. But at that moment, seeing everyone fleeing in panic, the big head suddenly said to the Knight of Hearts: "You are right, scary is much better than cute."
The lovely big head said sadly to the Knight of Hearts: "They all like the White Queen, no one likes me, so do my parents, I only have you." Unfortunately, this lover is not a fuel-efficient lamp, and he was told that he failed to pursue Alice. A tricky claim to be entangled by Alice ~ I like tall people - what kind of courtship language is this? Pfft~ When he learned that he would spend the rest of his life with the exiled Red Queen, he took out his dagger and planned to kill the big head. The Red Queen shouted in disbelief: "He actually wants to kill me!" The moment before, she said to him affectionately: "At least we have each other."
About those words.
The best people are a little crazy. - This is Alice's father comforting little Alice who has nightmares. Alice in turn comforts the Mad Hatter. I think that's literally Tim Burton's words of appreciation for himself. This alternative director, known for his genius, has a wild imagination in his works that has long exceeded the scope of ordinary people. Every genius is always insane.
Scary is better than cute. - Is there something wrong with my right and wrong view? The brutal red queen's honest appearance, charming eyes, and playful big head are more likable than the white queen who looks kind, benevolent, scheming and black-bellied? Justice is destined to triumph over evil. But justice is hypocritical and evil is pitiful. Because ugly hair is bad, and beautiful hair is destined to be good?
I can figure out 6 impossible things before breakfast. —I can write 6 things about Alice before dinner. Plus irresponsible Tucao + accidental spoilers. . . When Alice PK Fried Neck Dragon, she kept saying these impossible: I can become smaller. I can get bigger. Animals can talk. ...I can chop off the head of a crocodile. So she succeeded. The powerful effect of psychological suggestion can be seen. . . = =
If people think cod is decent on your head, do you really put a cod on your head? ——Should you succumb to the expectations of others, or to the true desires of your own heart? Bound by social rules, we all understand how stressful it is to choose the latter. At least Alice was able to insist on her own sailing in the end, I really envy her.
Why are crows like writing desks? ——As the most unlovable juicy viewer and textualist, I can't figure it out. After studying a lot of children's shoes, the explanation is still at a loss. . . Although I didn't find the answer, I felt that this sentence could be used as a secret code, like "The King of Heaven Covering the Earth Tiger, the Pagoda Town River Demon. Moha Moha, no one has a home when talking at noon!" 囧. . .
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I believe that anyone who has seen Avatar will not think that Alice in Wonderland’s 3D effect is great. But there are a few parts that are not bad, like Alice falling down the rabbit hole, and I feel like I'm going down too.
After watching this film, I reconfirmed a fact: I have no resistance to stuffed animals. I want to tug at the big ears of the big white rabbit; tickle the big furry beast; touch the beautiful fur that is blue in the gray of the Miaomiao cat; rub the belly of the little pig; name, but don't think you're cute and I won't pinch you! ! ! Oh hahaha As for the caterpillars, you count too. I won't pinch you, but I really want to know what kind of cigarette you smoke. . . PS The lion in "Narnia" is missing in this zoo. By the way, the handsome lion's name is Aslan? - Where is Kira? Poof... oh! Almost forgot about the Fat Boy twins!
Alice, I advise you not to go to China. You don't know yet, do you? Mr. Mad Hatter turned into a pirate and is waiting for you in the Caribbean! Hahaha
everyone thinks the White Queen looks a lot like Yao Chen, doesn't anyone think Alice looks a lot like a hybrid of Gwyneth Paltrow and Cate Blanchett like me? ? ?
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