Was looking forward to it and was disappointed

General 2022-04-19 09:01:15

Be prepared to fall asleep watching this movie.

An inexplicable fairy tale work by a ghost director.
As a Chinese you may not understand.

Neuroticism is the keynote, the stream of consciousness is all over the place, and
there isn't a single thing that strikes me as cute,
neurotic, neurotic, a bunch of neurotic.

My dear DEPP,
Edward stopped cutting his hair and became a master hat maker.
You also opened your round eyes and tried to be innocent,
but why did you use the word "attempt" now,
when you could shed tears for Edward's eyes.

Why is the unbearable struggle between you two factions, the Red Queen and the White Queen, forced
into this incomparably wonderful dream of Alice.

My forever Edward Depp, it
is a sin to be defiled.

Also, I despise the translation.
Don't you feel embarrassed that the subtitles of a blockbuster movie are on this level?

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Extended Reading
  • Josianne 2022-04-24 07:01:02

    The Cheshire cat is so cute~~ The plot is average, and the original book is almost forgotten. Who will explain that Alice wants to leave Depp for Mao and run to China to do business (I deeply doubt that she is the first generation of colonists... = = 42 didn't even show up!!!

  • Marquise 2022-03-22 09:01:10

    The picture is beautiful, the shape is good, and the story is slightly mediocre, but it's still worth seeing!

Alice in Wonderland quotes

  • The Mad Hatter: You could stay.

    Alice Kingsley: What an idea. What a mad, crazy, wonderful idea.

    [They smile at each other]

    Alice Kingsley: ... But I can't.

  • Cheshire Cat: Who are you?

    Alice Kingsley: I'm Alice.

    Cheshire Cat: *The* Alice?

    Alice Kingsley: There's some debate about that.