Underland not Wonderland

Corene 2022-04-19 09:01:15

I remembered that I fell asleep in several blockbuster movies I went to the cinema recently, "Transformers 2" before going to the desert, "2012" before the ground rift, "Avatar" before falling down the waterfall... (Of course, maybe work during the day related). This "Alice in Wonderland" is also not immune to bad luck, and more than once fell asleep, and the entire film is almost dazed in the middle.
There are Tim Burton and Johnny Depp fans among my classmates, so I won't let this movie go. Even if I want to watch The Lightning Thief more, I still fall into Alice's trap. In fact, I didn't have great expectations for the film before, but after all, it is Tim Burton, there will always be surprises. As a result, I don't know whether I have forgotten about Alice's story, or the film is just a classic sequel, and the storyline is not attractive at all. The traditional ending of the good guy defeating the bad guy and Johnny Depp's inexplicable dance, a crowd left disappointed to Avril's singing. The only thing that Xiao Xiaolei noticed was China that appeared on the map at the end. It was almost the same as 2012. Before opening the map, I had a hunch that "it won't be China"...
There is still a big disappointment in the film, which is the heroine, really It's not brilliant at all, and it might be more interesting to swap roles with Anne Hathaway. Johnny Depp's role is also ordinary, and the most impressive role is that of Alice's prospective fiancé. If it is a small work, it should have a 3 star, but the famous director adds a famous actor, and 2 stars encourages it.

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Alice in Wonderland quotes

  • Alice Kingsley: I'm sorry, Hamish. I can't marry you. You're not the right man for me. And there's that trouble with your digestion.

    [Alice walks over to her sister]

    Alice Kingsley: I love you, Margaret, but this is my life. I'll decide what to do with it.

    [Alice turns to Lowell, meeting his sour look with a stern glare]

    Alice Kingsley: You're lucky to have my sister for your wife, Lowell, and be good to her. I'll be watching very closely.

    [Alice goes up to Aunt Imogene and takes her hands]

    Alice Kingsley: There is no prince, Aunt Imogene. You need to talk to someone about these delusions.

    [Alice walks past Lady Ascot, looking sternly at her]

    Alice Kingsley: I happen to love rabbits, especially white ones.

    [Alice goes up to her mother]

    Alice Kingsley: Don't worry, Mother. I'll find something useful to do with my life.

    [Alice turns to the Chattaway sisters]

    Alice Kingsley: You two remind me of some funny boys I met in a dream.

    Lord Ascot: You've left me out.

    Alice Kingsley: No, I haven't, sir. You and I have business to discuss.

    Lord Ascot: Shall we speak in the study?

    [Alice smiles and starts to head to the house, when suddenly she turns back to the crowd]

    Alice Kingsley: Oh. And one more thing.

    [Alice lifts the hem of her dress to her knees and does the Futterwacken]

  • [first lines]

    Lord Ascot: Charles, you have lost your senses? This picture is impossible.

    Charles Kingsleigh: Precisely. Gentlemen, the only way to achieve the impossible, is to believe it's possible.