Shock! The European economy is sluggish, and the wave of layoffs affects the secret service industry

Karina 2022-04-20 09:01:11

Some time ago, a piece of news broke out, which caused all my colleagues who are media dogs to mourn. This short message related to scientific and technological progress said that Japan has developed a news robot, which has now reached the level of writing, editing, and editing. In the future, TV stations, newspapers, and website editors can all be laid off. At the same time, the news also did not forget to attach the sample essay written by the news robot. Although it is not long and relatively boring (our writing is not so good), it is indeed watertight and the data is detailed.

What is even more chilling behind the scenes is that the robot writes articles without any typos at all. Based on this alone, countless editors who grew up using the Pinyin input method, forgetting to write, and often misspelling "this matter" and "eat shit" have no power to fight back in front of the robot.

What's more, just the day before yesterday, the long-haired emotional care beauty robot interview at the World Robot Conference shocked many single dogs. I haven't even used an inflatable doll yet, so you guys are launching such a "full" replacement product, right?

It was not only me, but also Bond, James Bond, who made such a deafening voice.

"007: Spectre" begins with the laid-off story that replaced it.


The reason is that this dude who took the photo of the sun tattoo of Boou blew up half a street abroad. After learning about the incident, the relevant departments convened a meeting overnight to study the plan. Comrade Bang was given suspension without pay.

But all this can't deceive the sharp eyes of the Chinese audience, suspension of pay and suspension? After disappearing for a year and a half, we have seen many such things. So people in Chaoyang District, Greater London, reported that Comrade Lao Bang had been poisoned by personal heroism. During the suspension without pay, he still ran around and messed up the relationship between men and women.

On weekdays, the leaders would not see these reports, but the bad thing is that the British government is working together to streamline the organization in the sluggish economic environment. The black and white words undoubtedly gave the competition department a great opportunity to dismantle, and it just so happened that there was a nepotism relationship between the leader and the prime minister.

"Shut down and transfer" became the last four words received in the fax machine of the MI6 Secretariat, which meant -

Bond was laid off.

Replacing him was the so-called "Nine Eyes" Global Monitoring Information Networking Project, known as the "Nine Eyes" Global Monitoring and Information Networking Project.

Of course, there were objections at first. The old leaders questioned the security and moral and ethical control of this computer-hosted spy network. The supporters responded with "Anyway, it won't mess with women outside."

What is Bond doing when the top government is arguing over the employment of machines to replace people?

Hmm, messing with women. And the goddess Monica Bellucci. Many years ago, someone said that "power comes from the barrel of a gun", and Bond has learned and applied it. Although he has no political ideals, he has implemented "intelligence in the barrel of a gun" very thoroughly.

After learning the truth about his becoming a member of the unemployed army, Bond's tears fell.

After wiping away his tears, Bond did another thing—going to sleep with another goddess, Lea Seydoux.

Such a plot, to say it is not boring, is false. It's either "crack papa" or "papapa". After the special agent movie has experienced the fancy baptism of "Bourne Bourne", "Ace Agent" and "Women Spy", the aesthetic fatigue brought by gun battles and bed battles, in This "007: Spectre" was completely exposed, and the freshness of changing from gentleman Pierce Brosnan to facially paralyzed Daniel Craig also disappeared after Casino Royale, Quantum of Solace and Skyfall.

The fists and feet can't compare to Bourne, there are no more props than Conan, there are no tricks at all, and the audience with increasingly serious tastes wants nothing. This bowl of longevity noodles with the 007 signboard is considered to be exhausted.

The only thing that is gratifying is that in the new series of 007 movies, "007: Spectre" strung together the clues laid out in the previous films, and brought a complete reckoning to the old historical accounts, the so-called Bond's life experience and love and hate. Qiu Da revealed the secret, and Quan Do was an explanation for the diehard fans of the 007 series.

The film finally left the world with a bright hope. Machines can’t replace people. Bond with a wrinkled face is rehired. Although it is worth celebrating, I guess it may be related to the delayed retirement policies introduced by the aging population around the world.

There is only one point, as a mild obsessive-compulsive disorder, I would like to question the villain Boss in the movie:

Why does the octopus, the symbol of your "Nine Eyes" anti-government group, only have seven legs?

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Spectre quotes

  • James Bond: Tempus Fugit... isn't it funny how time flies?

    [his watch explodes]

  • James Bond: [Oberhauser shows Madeleine footage of Mr. White committing suicide] No, no, no. Turn it off. Turn it off.

    Oberhauser: This is important.

    James Bond: I said turn it off!

    [a SPECTRE member hits Bond in the leg]