Let's start with a joke: it's nothing, just one sentence: we're going to the east now, buddy is now a professional monster fight. I really think Mutter's stuff is so disgusting, I ate so much at noon that I almost vomited. At first, when I didn't know there was a bigger female mute, I thought the male mute's shape was really disgusting. And it's just an ancient low-level monster, how did the legs evolve to be so humanoid? And especially the human buttocks. I found out later that it was for courtship. First spit. Fortunately, this beautiful finger didn't make the female mute grow breasts, then I really had to spit it out.
The second spit: It is the densely packed eggs laid by the two mutes. Really disgusting.
The whole film Ford basically made no contribution. At the beginning, he misunderstood the engineer and scientist father. Later, there were no easter eggs or other highlights in the war. It can be ignored. The only contribution is that wherever he went, Mutter followed. So I wonder if he was exposed to too much nuclear radiation when he was a child living in Japan. Since he looks pretty good, I'll put up with it for the time being, please forgive me, I'm just so unprincipled, covering my face.
The climax part: Godzilla is very big, and his eyes are a little cute. When he came out to save human beings, he first encountered Shimmut, Xiao Shengzhi, and then Shimmut fled; little Lala continued to find Shimute at one go, the following is the dialogue I made up by myself:
stinky bitch, Die!
snort! You bastard, you actually hit a woman!
Hmm~ Mainly you are too ugly, ugly bitches die!
At this time, Shimmut came, and he just felt in the female that what is love and what is a woman, so he was filled with righteous indignation:
You big dinosaur, you dare to touch my woman, and do not want to live you!
what's going on? The two of you together? Still destroy your pair of wild mandarin ducks and double yakshas!
Then I was amused by myself...
well, Bug:
First of all, both the Mutts and the little Lara are the products of millions of years ago. I will not say that the level of the biological chain is low, and such a creature whose head only accounts for tens of thousands of its body. , that is, no matter how much radiation you eat, it is not smart to radiate. Can only radiate into a more stupid fool, no, stupid. So the concubine really doesn't understand how the female Mutt can go back to protect them when Ford is going to burn a large piece of their eggs... In real life, reptiles don't have such intelligence.
Although, the monsters are not generally huge in size, but the fight is in the Pacific Ocean! I can't understand it again. It takes a long time for people to sink to the bottom of the sea, but the Mutts and little Lala seem to be standing on the sea! The water only covered their ankles! I, I, and I are all bad! There should be an interlude, they came to China and practiced water rafting with Chinese martial arts masters.
After the ranting is over, it is still very happy!
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