This doesn't seem like a very bad brain teaser.
It just feels like a long foreplay and a rather short climax.
Dress neatly, go out with bags, traffic lights, traffic jams, traffic lights, traffic jams, traffic lights, traffic jams... After that, I finally got into the cinema, queued, paid, sat down, advertised, advertised, advertised, still advertised...
Then, the feature film began, You look at the watch, at least two hours have passed.
An hour and a half later, you walk out of the movie theater like this and do it in the opposite direction. At this time, you probably only have two words in your head: scumbag - scumbag - scumbag - scumbag - scumbag - ah -
of course, this series of processes and ML have something in common - -It all starts with "dressing neatly"!
In order to retain the audience, the film naturally advances in the direction of "Big Mac", from 90 minutes in the early years, and then 100 minutes, to two hours in general, now, two and a half hours are not uncommon, and occasionally there will be three films An hour-long "super blockbuster". Enjoy! ! As a result, the standard fodder for cinemas (Coke + popcorn) continues to sell well. Chain effect! I don't know who is in the movie chain, who is happy and crooked?
Closer to home, "Midnight in Paris" is such a stupid 90-minute film. This length, in this year? It's like a sketch in a movie! If it's exciting enough, you feel like you have to stand up and leave as soon as you sit down, idiot! If it is stinky enough, you will directly upgrade yourself. I (or my mother) tossed for two hours, just come here to sleep and drop the horse? ——It's too pitiful! !
However, the first few minutes are enough to bewitched. You can just kick it straight into the "ambient movie" camp, meaning that the only protagonist of the film is - and that is - nostalgia!
Of course, there is "old" to go "nostalgic". Paris is a city full of the past. Woody Allen is indeed a thousand years old, with a few postcards, ancient subtitles in white on black, and a few voiceovers by men and women, and it's all explained - the less important protagonists, their The past, their present, and their future. The rest is the space where old Allen gallops recklessly.
When people's eyes get used to the simplicity and clarity of black and white, my God, a picture of Monet's delicacy makes people stunned. Admire, admire! Old Allen's playful approach brought Monet into full play. Men and women walked from the bridge in Monet's landscape painting, making a gorgeous transition. It's a stroke of genius!
After a few moments of back and forth between the American middle class, the crossing begins.
Well, I admit, I'm a time traveler.
I love the books, cartoons, TV series, and movies about time travel. But it's the first time I've encountered such a simple, silent crossing. The male protagonist doesn't even need to fall or step on the switch, he just wears it, and he doesn't even need to make a "whoosh" sound. Master, it really is a master, as long as you sit on the steps, listen to the bell tolling twelve times, come to a classic car, bend over and get on the car, this is the big plan of crossing, and it will be done!
Having said this, I have to give Master Allen a thumbs up. The male protagonist was chosen. He is not a handsome guy from a distance, not a handsome guy from a close up, and he doesn't look like a handsome guy when viewed horizontally or vertically, but he can make a surprised expression. Open your eyes, why are you so cute? My dear, have you seen you in a movie with Aniston and a dog? Behold your life! Let’s work with a big beauty, the protagonist is a dog; let’s work with a big director, the protagonist is a kind of stuff that can’t be seen, can’t be touched, can only be understood and inexpressible! Should you say that you are lucky, or do you have a big back?
In any case, this dear man did his due diligence in the film and successfully completed his astonishing acting skills, I like it.
As for what kind of high-ranking gods the male protagonist encountered in several time-travels, I won't say much. Anyway, Master Allen is also a drunkard and doesn't want to drink. At the end, after swiping around for such a long time, I can see it clearly. It turned out that the master meant to be nostalgic, even if you are pregnant, make a little sentimental, how beautiful life is! But going back to the past life is called escaping. The era we live in is a beautiful era!
Shout out! Or the old beauty has a hard waist! People just stunned that they had the ambition to sing "Tomorrow will be better" and made great progress all the way. Seeing this, I gasped, rolled my eyes, and thought about myself, me? Do you want to stay for now? Or travel back in time? If it is the latter, which era do we have to travel to?
The era of the Yellow Emperor? Forget it, it's cloudy and foggy, although the ancients admired it very much, but as modern people, we know that distance produces beauty, and if we really wear it back, we can't tell what it will be like.
Pre-Qin? Forget it, although there was freedom of speech at that time, toilet paper had not even appeared, and there were serious inconveniences in life.
Tang Dynasty? Looks good. Eating to be a fat man can still be beautiful, but it's impossible. But then I think about it, if I can't stay there for a long time and I have to wear it back, I will have to suffer and lose weight, stop, stop, stop!
Qing Dynasty? It is impossible to think about it. In recent years, those sons of Kangxi have been tossed enough by modern people. You think, every now and then a narcissistic idiot falls out of the modern age, and all the men have to risk life and death to love her foolishly.
As for now, well, let's not talk about it...
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