For treatment of constipation, please see Violent 13 Block

Maxwell 2022-01-01 08:02:18

The opening statement solemnly declares that this is a film review, not an advertisement, and I do not accept any advertising endorsements for the treatment of physiological problems below the belly button.

He took a long breath, put away the MP4, and the constipation problem caused by Chunzao was finally solved. When I pulled down the drawstring of the toilet bowl, I thought it was time to write a film review for this old film.

Memories are too far-reaching, just start writing 40 minutes ago.

The parkour show at the beginning of Violence 13 is definitely the best lubricant to relax the anorectal. When Reyto unbelievably broke through the transom glass on the door lintel and escaped, the bandits in the lower abdomen were already insecure. Ten minutes later, when watching the parkour legend, which is more alert than a monkey and stronger than a baboon, disappeared in the reinforced jungle, the Ventura Volcano finally erupted. And I was fully committed at this time, and completely lost control of the system under construction. The leader of the anorectal control room formally pressed the automatic defecation system at this time, and then couldn’t wait to take the spine elevator to the eyeball theater to accompany my soul. Restless.

But before that, K2's appearance was simply amazing. This also paved the way for him to be the leader in the future. He was calm and steady, decisive and has no shortage of wrists. The typical smiling tiger, even after a terrifying parkour chase, I Still can't forget his smirk. So when he was panicked and curled up like a mini-pig in front of the murderous boss, I was shocked. It turns out that money can make ghosts punish it is not a fabricated one.

Compared to Reyto’s appearance, Damier’s appearance seems a bit artificial. If Reyto’s appearance is a high-level work by Luc Besson, then Damier’s part seems a bit perfunctory, as early as Killer Leonri, more exciting melee has already appeared, Damier has basically no breakthrough in this segment, and has similarities with ordinary Jackie Chan action movies, especially the segment in the casino lobby, where the capture and the gun are captured. A few cuts were rather sloppy. But fortunately, the excretion system is officially working, all I need to do is cover my mouth and appreciate it. Is it to prevent the intrusion of smell, or is it too surprised after seeing it? I've watched this film several times, and the answer is even after thinking about it.

At this point, I’m already comfortable. I must declare that when I watched this film for the first time, I watched it with my mouth wide open. That time I was not in the toilet. Details and glitches.

K2 is the main axis of this story. This character is very brilliant. After so many years, I almost forgot the pattern on Iverson’s head, but this big-headed doll that looks quite like Klitschko has the word K2 on the back of its head. Still so clear. Lost the drugs to open the curtain of the story, grabbed a rocket to push the story to a climax, and praised him in popular words. This guy is so talented.

This movie is definitely a man's movie. Except for Reyto’s sister, there is no female role at all. I am quite impressed with this role. Pink panties, weak body, but just such a dry, crisp, and face. The combination, stupefied, gave a hunk a punch, and made the hunk swallow his pants. What's even worse is that the little girl finally wanted to use kerosene to detonate the bomb. She saw that she hadn't gone to school. Can the missile be lit with fire? There is no such big tobacco leaf in this world to roll out such a big cigar.

When Reyto took Damier back to the 13th area, the two people's strengths became apparent. Reyto's survivability was stronger. Whether it was fleeing or assassinating, his agility and courage were more straightforward, but Damier has stronger confrontation ability and execution ability. He has an unparalleled sense of responsibility. When he faces challenges, he can always balance everything. This may be the difference between Ye Luzi and orthodox training.

When the boss who was naughty fans was shot to death, the handsome K2 became a well-deserved elder brother. No wonder there is such a saying in the rivers and lakes that if you can be the second child, you don’t need to be the boss. The boss will be killed sooner or later. If you can be the fourth child, you don’t need to be the third child. The fate of the third child is the same as that of the boss.

At this point, the story has come to an end, and my legs are a little numb.

I flashed out of the toilet and started typing on this comment by Lei Li Lala. At the beginning of the story, Reyto used a tomahawk-style guillotine to judge the dereliction of the sergeant, but at the end of the story, Reyto used a civilized way to treat the shameless This is a happy ending to the congressman who was sent to hell. He did not get in the same way as the congressmen. He chose a weapon that is more powerful than death, and that is public opinion. There was no bloodshed, and the isolation wall began to slowly collapse. Death actually did not solve the problem.

I missed the gun version of Ultimate 13 a few days ago. It’s not that I have style, but that I really can’t understand the dialogue. I can’t wait for the film’s movement after waiting. Could it be that next time I’m constipated, I have to watch this again. piece? I'm really worried that the laxative effect of this film will get worse and worse. As far as the effect is concerned, this film is not in vain of the introduction in the manual: it is done in one go, hearty.

I miss k2, worship Reyto, and look forward to Luc Besson. Let’s finish here.


——Luc Besson's laxative series of films, whoever sees and knows!——






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  • Taha: So. Which one of you has a suggestion for me, so he doesn't slip away again?

    [Thus shaking their heads]

    Taha: [Shoots the first through third thugs]

    K2: Wait! I - I got an idea.

    Taha: Ah, K2. That's great. Go on...

    K2: Well, since it was Leito who dumped all the dope then he has to give us the cash for it.

    Taha: That's just common sense; I asked you for an idea.

    [Aims the gun again]

    K2: Wait! Hold on.

    Taha: Go on.

    K2: His sister Lola, Leiton's sister works at the supermarket. If we've got her he won't stay in hiding for long.

    Taha: Now that's what I call an idea.

  • Le commissaire: Shit. Can't you settle your score somewhere else? 'Cuz we're closing up here.