Poor Apocalypse is just a sad entrepreneurial dog involved in a love triangle [Spoilers Beware]

Belle 2022-04-20 09:01:11

Apocalypse was originally a literary youth who sang a good folk song wandering around. He

also became the best fighter pilot of the Galaxy Rebel Army in the future.

But thousands of years ago, Apocalypse also had an unknown entrepreneurial history.

Born in Egypt, an ancient civilization The Apocalypse was originally a hard-working child,

but with his strong learning ability and far superior civil engineering talent, he activated all kinds of superpowers of his mutants.

The 3D printer he sent nicknames to walk was

his favorite shape. Pyramid is

the most enthusiastic The most important thing is to fight monsters and upgrade to bring out 4 escort apprentices. Like all great people who have achieved fame, Tianqi has always been in his heart

. There are two big things lingering . The first thing is to rule mankind and let everyone know that Laozi is the first in the world . The second thing is to live forever and let people know that Laozi is the first in the world. Pulse, fall in love with possessing someone else's body , possessing a person, and possessing all the abilities of that person. One day thousands of years ago, the old apocalypse was enjoying entering a new body. Unfortunately, a mutiny occurred in the middle, and the soul was transferred to the system. When the load reaches 99%, the power is turned off and the shutdown is like this. Apocalypse sleeps in a dead state for thousands of years. One day in the 1980s, a ray of sunlight entered the pyramid motor to start, the system was turned on, and the brand new Apocalypse was finally loaded. Apocalypse in the modern world is at a loss, speaking in an accent that others can't understand : this world, I can't understand the kind-hearted young Storm who lent Apocalypse a TV

































Apocalypse held the TV and turned his eyes to make up for the five thousand years of human development history.

He couldn't help but sigh with emotion: This world has changed, this world has changed!

No matter what, he is a man who has won the world. Since he wakes up, he should

roll up his sleeves and do what he says. Although thousands of years have passed, the old way of starting a business is still

based on inheritance, pyramid sales and apprenticeships, and major construction projects. The way of generating income

After accepting the three disciples of Angel, Storm, and Spirit Butterfly, I

finally found a hero in the contemporary construction industry: Magneto

Tianqi said to him earnestly: You are responsible for the metal, I am responsible for the soil, and we join forces to become the reinforced concrete

Magneto. Confused and asked: Which hero are you?

Apocalypse searched his not very rich thesaurus and found some of the most awesome adjectives: Sun God, God and Jesus

Coincidentally, Professor X and Magneto whispered in the air

. Apocalypse discovered that his deep love He got into this wheelchair man who loves texting,

so he caught Professor X, and while showing his love, he sent a message to the entire human group that Laozi is the best in the world.

Only one more pyramid is left, and the possession of Professor X's body will last forever. After all , having a mass message machine

is a new capability that could not be obtained in the old era.

However, after all, old antiques from thousands of years cannot fully understand such a developed Internet communication mechanism in modern times.

Professor X can not only send mass messages, but also send encrypted private messages.

This is even a mobile phone. What Apocalypse didn't expect,

but it's not important. Since he has obtained Professor X's people, are you afraid that he won't get Professor X's heart?

It took thousands of years to find you. I can't lose you.

Apocalypse took up the old job of building a gold tower, and took Professor X to hide in the pyramid boudoir to play with his body and enter the game

, leaving only Magneto outside the boudoir. Lonely man playing magnet game

Apocalypse obviously didn't know about the relationship between Magneto and Professor X.

When Magneto's old love was unforgettable, he confessed to the professor with a huge X that penetrated deep into the earth, and Apocalypse realized that maybe he shouldn't shave the head of the handsome young man with brain waves,

but it doesn't matter. To his heart, the person who gets him is also acceptable.

After all, starting a business requires a little compromise

. Unexpectedly, Professor X took advantage of the connection with Apocalypse and hacked into Apocalypse's consciousness.

However, how can Apocalypse be casually taken The defeated

Apocalypse closed his eyes, and the sad entrepreneurial history of the past flooded into his heart. The heaven will give a great responsibility to the people, and he must first work his body and skin, and suffer his mind.

Even if these strange new era mutants burn with lasers and use lightning Hit and scratch with claws,

even if the entrepreneurial partner steel structure engineer is against the water

, what does it mean on the road of great entrepreneurship?

When I opened my eyes, Professor X was not worth mentioning in front of my great apocalypse.

Seeing that the great cause is about to be achieved, the great achievement is

about to come, how come TMD this open little girl?

Where is the little girl from?

girl?

mother?

Aren't you three fools?

Even if you come from "Game of Thrones", you don't need to have a sense of existence, right?

If I knew you were such a NB, how much effort did I have to do with Professor X to go

straight to you, or else I would have finished the

business and collapsed in the middle of the road. I refused to accept the apocalypse and

died at the

age of X!

Professor X and Magneto renew their friendship, and it turns out that the original match is the true love!

Little San can only be finished!


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X-Men: Apocalypse quotes

  • [deleted scene]

    Charles Xavier: [to Storm] You're not comfortable with all this, are you? You're not like them.

    Ororo Munroe: Don't try to get in my head.

    Charles Xavier: I don't have to read your mind to know what it is you're thinking. You're not a killer.

    Ororo Munroe: You don't know me. You didn't grow up in a place where superstition and dark religion hold a lot more sway than your degrees, Professor. I barely survived my own village, my own family. They all thought I was a curse on the Earth.

    Charles Xavier: Are you going to prove them right? Are you going to prove them right?

  • [deleted scene]

    Kurt Wagner: Where are you from?

    Jubilee: Beverly Hills.

    Kurt Wagner: Ah, the hills! It must be beautiful, I've never been to the mountains.