June 2016
The Falun Dafa and the Great Pyramid Array
On a certain day in 3500 BC, according to the usual practice, Tian Qijun, who possessed the eighth-level skill of the Star Absorbing Dafa, melted the conductors by absorbing solar energy, activated the Star Absorbing Dafa pyramid array, and prepared to borrow the body of a mutant with new skills for use. One use. Unexpectedly, the dissidents were obstructed by it, and the pyramid formation of the star-absorbing Dafa fell short, and he was buried at the bottom of the tower. Suck
Apocalypse Column of Star Dafa
Time came to the 1980s, Tianqijun woke up in confusion and found that the world had changed, but his sparks were always bright, and he decided to re-form the Tianqi column. On the gray streets of Cairo as always, he found a street gangster who created a "big wind blowing". Her idol was Mystique, and a poster of Mystique was posted at home. In the home where the wind blows and the gangster, Tian Qijun learned modern English through the touch screen of the TV, and finally mastered another foreign language besides ancient Egyptian. By the way, I learned about the world news, including the outstanding deeds of Mystique and Magneto. After collecting the wind, Tian Qijun successively subdued the sexy spirit butterfly with the star wars laser stick saber, the winged angel with wings born at the junction of the trapezius muscle latissimus dorsi muscle, and the long-awaited emotional line abusing the heart steel factory workers Magneto. Magneto's role will not be reduced because it is a prequel, and the emotional line is portrayed with great patience. The daughter who played with the sika deer, the old worker who kept a low profile in the steel factory but was still exposed, the brother Ci who finally got angry in the woods, and the new skills of the daughter who just showed signs were all killed by the Polish police. The so-called protagonist shines brightly. He lost a daughter who controls birds. He will also play a son, Kuaiyin, whom everyone loves to see. Kuaiyin with its own BGM is simply a strong opponent of the future agricultural heavy metal rock-flavored Apocalypse column at the music festival. What makes everyone anxious the most is to stand outside Magneto's magnetic field, why don't you call out, "Hurry up, call out Daddy!"
Who is the lead singer of Star Sucking Dafa?
Magneto has always been a hardliner, and it is easy to be pulled over by radical forces as a standard bearer. With him, the Apocalypse Column can almost rival the contemporary Rolling Stones and Queen. But there is still one lead singer. Apocalypse Jun found that Professor X had a strong voice, and he already had a good mass base when he was flying solo. If he was absorbed into his own Apocalypse column, he could become a soul figure. So I grabbed Professor X and sent a news broadcast to music fans around the world through Professor X: the new album "Destroy the World" will be released simultaneously worldwide.
The Great Pyramid Array Reappears
The broadcast news has been sent out, and Apocalypse is instructing Magneto to set up the venue for the conference. Magneto drives the earth's magnetic field, and the venue is arranged in an orderly manner. In order to make the Tianqi column perform better on the international stage in the future, Tianqi felt that it would be safer to be the lead singer himself, so he decided to directly borrow Professor X's body for his own use. So he personally demolished the buildings near Cairo together and built a pyramid, ready to imitate the Great Pyramid Array 5,000 years ago for the body-changing ceremony. The aforementioned Mystique has not only gained popularity since she participated in the reality show called "The Hunger Games", but her teamwork and organizational skills have also greatly improved. Effectively organized an independent fan group of Professor X, and rescued Professor X in two ways. Under the command of Mystique, Nightcrawler sneaked into the newly built pyramid, and at the most critical moment, finally teleported Professor X away. How critical was it? Professor X has been put on obsidian contact lenses, tattoos have been tattooed on his face, his hair is gone, and he has been shaved! Nightcrawler finally moved Professor X to safety in the last half second. It just seems that Professor X has been a little delirious, and his mental strength is not strong enough.
The Law of Attracting Stars and the Order of the Phoenix
Apocalypse Jun, who found that he didn't get the lead singer's skills and the body-changing ceremony failed again, felt a sense of frustration, suffered 10,000 points of damage, became angry, and finally ran to the place where Professor X and the independent fan group were, ready to come to the ultimate big show. decisive battle. Professor X used a powerful consciousness invasion skill, but because he had just suffered the damage of the star-absorbing Dafa pyramid array, the critical strike value of his skill was not enough, and he was beaten to death by Apocalypse Jun. Magneto, who fell in love with Professor X for many years, finally came to his senses, stopped the work of arranging the venue, and got two iron rods and pestles to block the apocalypse. When the other members of the Apocalypse column saw this, they all fled and defected, and the column was torn apart. At this time, the young members of the independent fan group began to work together to attack Tian Qijun. But Tian Qijun's skills are so powerful that the members of the fan group have always been at a disadvantage. At this time, Qin was inspired by Professor X's spiritual power, and finally obtained the energy of the Phoenix Order, which burst out and nailed the Apocalypse to Hallelujah's shame column.
and: kit Chan This is the first time I watched X-MAN in the cinema, and I was surprised to find that the former male god James McAvoy actually appeared in it! And it's still a relatively important person-Professor X. (A good one is "more important"!) As for James · Yimei · McAvoy, there are popular "The Chronicles of Narnia" (laughing to death), "becoming Jane", "Atonement", and "Shakespeare" The sharpness of "Reappearance" and the lightness and seriousness of "shameless"; the most important thing is the unique British accent among the thousands of people, which catches people's souls, and is a good partner for listening practice. It's IELTS, pass the test lightly.
Well, let's talk about it, let's write a special article next time. However, Yimei, who has been married for ten years, recently got divorced, and then, not then...
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